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/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - REAL EUCALYPTUS HOURS EDITION
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The fires were really caused by transplanted eucalyptus?
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It's fun to watch california burn and all but if the eucalyptus roots catch fire underground and it somehow ignites coal deposits it could fuck over the entire continent
Caused by? Maybe, maybe not. Nobody's sure yet. What we ARE sure about is that when the eucalyptus did go up in flames it made it one million times worse.
based aussies burning silly seppos
You mean the Australian fire tree, which produces gasoline for sap and has root networks that burn like candles to transmit the fire to other parts of the forest?
It might be related.
you need oxigen and an air flow for fire user
God damn Trump voters are dumb as the fuck. He is the idiots idea of a smart person.
>coal deposits
Too deep.
word fires normally for thousands of years once they started they just burned everything on the continent down to the ground and life had to start fresh
>Trump born in year of the Fire Dog
>This Next year is Year of the Earth Dog
What did God/Kek/Cosmic Awoo/Fate
MEAN by this?
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It's god's punishment for all the states ruined by California transplants.
STOP BEING EUCALYPTOPHOBIC, CALIFORNIA
BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN AND PLANT SOME MORE
oh my...
So how the hell are you guys going to top this 100 year shitpost your great grandfathers pulled off? The bar is set pretty high.
As if anyone in California would do anything about, California dems are the most stubborn kind, and they're going to believe the fires are caused by climate change to their graves
>Fire Dog
>California hates Trump
>California is now on fire
Really burns my eucalyptus
It's Monday, where's my happenings?
What happens when they "accidentally" introduce funnel web spiders to New York?
AWOOO
Wait what calendar has 2 consecutive elemental dog years? Not that I can question those digits...
because we saw it through to the sticky oily end mate
we held onto the secret for over 100 years
By waiting another hundred years for the next, more robust and numerous generation of eucalyptus to catch fire
If California burns to the ground it would be the greatest Christmas present of all time.
From last thread:
>california imports thousands of foreign eucalyptus trees
>said trees are now burning the state to the ground
THE LAYERS OF IRONY GROW BY THE MINUTE
Tuesday is gonna be so good
But user, Jews have existed in New York for decades
OP is going to bed. Someone else bake
Love you all lots.
>Trump was born this year
Trump's birth year is Fire Dog 1946
2018 is Year of the Earth Dog
This is just one small county but underground coal there has been burning since 1962.
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I want our stupid fault line to wake up and actually do something. It's been 111 years since San Fran got fugged.
Imagine the irony if illegals started the fire
why dont they just introduce gmo mosquitos with some disease and kill us all
An invasive foreign species is now burning down California
There's also a forest fire
Only could Australia produce such a beautiful tree that is so racist against all other lifeforms that it attempts to burn them all to nothing
Save those for Africa. Last thing we need is 3 billion starving nigs.
When you lose, you win
>h-haha we win because we'll have to campaign against the guy who already won next time
Can't believe someone actually posted this with a straight face and doesn't think they look like a laughingstock
Ha fooled you guys I was just pretending to be retarded
>It's been 111 years since San Fran got fugged.
>111 years
Kek wills it
This reminds me of big daddy with little kid playing checkers or cards or whatever with robert schneider.
"I win"
"But I just pulled those cards, same as you just a bit a go, what kind of game is this?"
"I WIN!"
>eucalyptus somehow crossbreed with the local redwoods
>suddenly extremely flammable 300 ft trees everywhere that propogate via forest fire
I'm imagining it, and it honestly isn't that far fetched an idea that some angry spic decided fuck these trees because drumpf and it got out of control.
>They're already going MUH SYMBOLIC VICTORY
they know they're fucked
>mfw an earth dog too
MY YEAR
>They're already declaring a "moral victory"
How the hell does such a broke party spend millions campaigning in deep red states anyways?
You were born in 1958?
redpill me on title II, boyos. reddit's gonna be salty in a couple days
Mexican cartel trying to destroy competing marijuana crops most likely. Atleast i wouldnt be surprised
Stop it
>if you lose you win
>acknowledging that they probably already lost
man, they just keep getting more JUST by the day
I hereby dub this eucalyptus-redwood hybrid "Phuckus Californicus"
Things will be like 2014 again
They've adopted the Trudeau Contingency
>brace for impact
CAlifornian here. Longer rainy seasons and longer drought seasons caused by climate change are adding fuel to fire when it comes to wildfires!
The more you know!
Leftist orgs bloated by decades of graft. That's why they're so mad at Mick Mulvaney being in CFPB.
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>used to think burgers would never know the joys of eucalyptus and fire
>turns out they had 1000's of acres of it ignite
>in california
HAHA
NEVER turn your back on a gum tree mate.
They will drop a one ton branch on some poor cunt just to hear him go squish.
Two words: Ma Bell
What happened in 2014 besides Sup Forums nearly dying and Moot fucking off?
is this the ultimate goal of /GGG/? dictamnus bombs when?
So is it mostly rich and celebrities getting btfo? I really havent been paying attention.
They pulled this exact same shit with Georgia. Didn't change the fact that they blew literally all their money on a house seat they had no chance at, and pretty much tried to "win" in the most undemocratic possible way, for the entire nation to see.
>Every special election thus far
A REFERENDUM ON THE TRUMP PRESIDENCY!
>Except for this one
...W-Well ...um..uh....?...Raycuss?
whats the point of regular generic trees when you can have dank ass fruit trees everywhere
never understood this its like people like suffering
ONLY
ROSIE
O'DONNELL
How the fuck do you live in a country where everything is so deadly that the fucking trees try to kill you?
>eucalyptus somehow crossbreed with the local redwoods
Trees aren't as degenerate as white women
An outer layer of eucalyptus trees that surrounds a growing field of some fast spreading but easily flammable weed.
As it turns out the people who call everyone rural and suburban retards are themselves retarded.
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Then America would be poor and have no way to defend itself and all the educated people would be gone. I guess that scenario is okay if you are okay with China taking over the US and you're okay with learning Chinese.
Rember, us Californiana are your rich daddy, we pay for everything you hold so dear, you know that freedom you love so much? We pay for the military that allows us to have that freedom. Don't bite daddy's hand or he will stop giving you your allowance Mr. Welfare.
Centralia... Australia...
COINCIDENCE?
>ONLY THE VIRGINIA ELECTION MATTERED!
2015 was when net neutrality started
So after net neutrality is removed it will be back to how it was in 2014
kek so salty
GET FUCKED, (((CALIFORNIA)))
So literally nothing changes?
no, but the though exercise and mental image of a forest of 30ft diameter trees secreting napalm is very entertaining
The most beautiful thing I've ever seen was a lone eucalyptus tree struck struck by lightning in a storm explode into a 200 foot geyser of fire. Australia is a beautiful land.
True, retarded californians are to blame
Gum trees get gigantic. We just already cut all the big fuckers down in Australia.
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>m00t has been gone for 3 years
>a post on Reddit
>taking the form of a Sup Forums greentext story
I wonder where it came from
reminder, there are natural gas leaks in LA
oh, some faggot who writes a pop culture column on a shitty tech news website says so?
Well, that settles it for me.
clearly the wildfires are trump's fault for leaving the paris climate agreement
You guys have no earthquakes or volcanoes but literally everything else on your continent wants you dead. At least the plate tectonics are merciful down under.
Twitter will still censor you, google and netflix will be a little poorer, ISPs have always been able to block sites and can even with net neutrality
I feel bad for him. Jewgle owns his soul.
>YES!!
>The incumbent governor who openly cheats at elections maintained his seat of abused power!
>BLUE WAVE, BABY!!
I wish Hiroshimoot could copywrite everything posted on Sup Forums so these fucks couldn't steal out memes and our news stories without giving this site some dosh
O no that's false info, i'm an elementless dog. Read it wrong
Some bits shake from quakes but its never anything higher then magnitude 2.
>if we lose, we win
Seems to be the Democrat motto of late.
I NEED IT LET ME BAKE SO THAT HE MAY BE ASSUAGED