/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - Jeb Surge in Alabama Edition

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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>It's the most wonderful time in 8 years
youtu.be/sW85ZcswiqM
>Joe is Joe Christmas Songs pastebin.com/0znNg4MM

PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump Weekly Address #43 (her name was Kate) 12/9/17
youtu.be/pfVIIMtcDWw
>Pres Trump/HUDSec "Sleepy" Carson arrive in WPalm Beach FL 12/7/17
youtu.be/poBKMJPEcrI
>Pres Trump tours MS Civil Rights Museum 12/9/17
youtu.be/ardkXd05tOg
>Pres Trump speech @opening for Civil Rights Museum 12/9/17
youtu.be/yC0MQpSSx88
>Pres Trump departing FL for Jackson MS 12/9/17
youtu.be/95d068VFLwA
>Pres Trump MAGA Rally @Pensacola FL 12/8/17
youtu.be/rEzEGto67Jw
>AF1 Takeoff for Pensacola FL 12/8/17
youtu.be/lJHA01giu-U
>Pres Trump departing DC for Pensacola FL 12/8/17
youtu.be/lt69swGLUzw
>Pres Trump/VP Pence swearing in DHS Sec Nielsen 12/8/17
youtu.be/vwe23O4kryg
>AG Sessions roundtable on drug policy 12/8/17
youtu.be/qax8uwMyxYM
>SoS T-Rex presser w/FrenchFM 12/8/17
youtu.be/N1lBozci8w8
>StateDep DepSec Sullivan on counterterrorism in africa 12/8/17
youtu.be/NVYUXZZaphI
>UN Amb Haley @UNSC on Jewrusalem 12/8/17
youtu.be/wFumFNy7EgY
>TrumpTV: Lara+Madison talk draining the swamp 12/8/17
youtu.be/_VaX19Mdt48
>TrumpVid: I kept my promises, others didnt! 12/8/17
youtu.be/_A3iujSEe8g
>This week @State 12/8/17
youtu.be/_9YgibLW1qU
>Pres Trump hosts Hanukkah Reception 12/7/17
youtu.be/-4RIR4sdaCE

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14 days until Christmas
What are you preparing /ptg/?

Awoo

All is not yet dust

>bullet proof glass is racist

youtube.com/watch?v=83_ORxgrfL8

Ordering rum cakes for the family.

MAGA

SAVED

Question: Is it possible to overdose on redpills?

That was close lads

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Too damn close. I think her face is stuck like this now.

What does /ptg/ think of Sup Forums's 2017 collage? Some faggot got triggered by "Sup Forumsshit" and made another version to remove all the problematic memes and references (pewdiepie and wolfenstein for example) but this is the legit one.

read it as cum cakes
should not have seen that semen martini news article

'No'.

Last minute mailers for Alabama’s Tuesday senate election

Oh goodie, another Zionist General thread.

ISRAEL FIRST!

You have been on Sup Forums too long.

Wait, Neogaf ended?

Where do we get salt from now? Reddit?

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Kangaroo in a domestic setting, Queensland, Australia, circa 1900-1910

>t. Mohamed

>tfw been here for 11 fucking years

Please give me that ataribox disco image
I fucking need it

>kangaroo meat
>$18 dollaridoos per kg filet

This is an alpharoo only thread. Low t beta roos OUT NOW REEEEEE

No
That is a really desperate headline.
It has gone from racist, pedo, slave owner, conspiracy theorist, and now he is literally hitler 2 days before an election.

NO TRUMP
NO KKK

I'M SORRY MONIKA FORGIVE MEEEEEE! ;_;

I said alpha roos only

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stunning and brave

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He forgot the part where he knocked them both out with one punch and everyone in a 10 mile radius clapped.

>he missed the neogaf blowout
Thread got like 5k replies in an hour with nothing but shitting on the mods. They had a sticky declaring all discussion of neogaf (something that's been mocked on Sup Forums for years) to be moved to Sup Forums because "le SJW crap is not vidya". (translated: pls stop making fun of us) Shitstorm ensued and Hiro cucked the mods by allowing a thread to discuss it. Further proof that mods are actual sjw leftist newfags trying to destroy the culture of basically every board and make it a reddit safespace.

NO, SUCKING AIN'T GAY

>Where do we get salt from now?
NuGAF and plebbit.
Our honorary miners deserve the highest praise for risking their lives by venturing into the warzone every time a happening happens.

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can this awoo can a (you) for some good sleeps?

I could use 50 bucks

Best dreams little awoo

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Night night, user.

The 90 Kangaroos released in Wyoming are already causing problems in Utah

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Sleep for the week.

Did you honestly expect anything else? The Democratic Party hasn't had a policy platform since Obamacare, which was such a catastrophic failure that they abandoned campaigning on policy entirely. Even if they wanted to course-correct at this point; they can't. Their white base is either fleeing in droves or too indoctrinated to care about anything other than Marxist (((Social Justice))). Meanwhile, their non-white base cares only about gibs and nothing else. If either of these camps see a shift towards actual policy and not blind pandering, they'll accuse the entire Dem establishment of rape and Islamophobia.

They can't even console themselves in the knowledge that they tried to resist subversion like the Republicans did with McCain, Romney, and the Koch Bros co-opted nu-Tea Party. They embraced corruption with no questions asked.

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Once in an aeon, when the board is in dire crisis, he descends from the heavens to level admin justice upon the profligate mods and lefty refugees. We could do a lot worse desu

jeb won deal with it drumpfkins

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Democrats are playing 5D chess

>gain moral high ground by removing Franken and the rest of the alleged
>fight hard and bravely against pedo Moore, if you win you win, if you loose..
>Republicans have 2 high profile sexual harassers in their ranks
>have massive high ground for midterms
>sweep women
>gain supermajority in house
>impeach sexual harasser Trump

why is it when i see old clips of TV interviews in the 90's or earlier, whether late night tv or otherwise, people sound so much more eloquent and smarter?

There's actual content being discussed, even if being done in a playful way, and the humor is more mature.

Is society getting dumber?

They did WHAT!?
We could lose a whole state just because of Australian TREES!

Good goy Trump, one shekel for pleasing your masters

It was a time before everyone realized it was much more profitable to pander to political factions.

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AWOOO

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I honestly wouldn't be too mad if Trump brings about the end times. Imagine the salt.

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>be muttmerican cuck
>shart your pants in the mart
>some manlet cuckmutt cop shows up
>OUT YOUR HANDS UP NOW IM NOT HERE TO BE TACTFULL PUT YOUR FUCKING HANDS UP NOW KEK
>o-of course o-office pls dont k-kill me pls
>more shart comes out
>GET ON YOUR KNEES NOW!
>o-of course officer
>IM GOING TO INSPECT YOUR MOUTH WITH MY COCK JUST TO SEE IF YOUR CARRYING ANY DEADLY WEAPONS THERE
>y-yes sir based bolice man i l-love the bolice
>mutt cop blows a load into your burger grease filled mouth
>t-thank you officer
>you go to wipe the cum off your mouth
>DONT MOVE BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG
>die

Such is the life of an amerimutt

>mfw I realize that in seven years, Donald Trump will not be the President of the United States
I don't want this feel.

You forgot to mention that the assblasted mods edited Hiro's sticky so they could find ways to shut down neogaf threads again

weak

My God, they truly are living in desperate hysteria. Trump has completely broken the Left.

Dang I just got here how do y’all find the time to watch all these videos??

> he doesn't know about the Vo'xtipar invasion of 2021 that will lead to Trump stealing genetic immortaity tech from xenos and become the Emperor of Holy Terra

>Implying North american opinions matter
LMAO

>tfw superior western european

It's a desperate tactic. Sad to see Megyn so degraded, though of course she is doing to herself.

>tfw Die Hard III name drops Trump.

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>women who vote Republican are either already redpilled, married and follow their husband's politics, or married and vote for their children's interests

>single, childless Jew roasties, middle-class, childless negresses who have enjoyed affirmative action at every turn, and lesbians are the only women left who vote Dem

ft4u

preparing to work all day

It's shocking how many references to Trump were made in TV and film over the past 30 years.

Why should we listen to swamp Germans when their country is going to be at least 1/5th Muslim in the next 30 years

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You ready to make america white again in 2024

That account is fucking hilarious.

KRIS 'YOU HAVE TO' KOBACH

nevermind
found it

Winter doesn't even start for another 10 days and I'm already ready for spring

>Xbox is a nigger
Sounds about right desu.

Because we are still superior.
Just look at Americans from 100% Dutch descent.
Literally the most succesful people.

>w-we'll find that voter fraud
>a-any day now

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So is he resting on his laurels watching Iron Chef and shitposting, or is he feverishly strategizing and opposition-researching to hold his title against any possible challenge?

This sounds suspiciously like their original "evil mastermind vs bumbling con artist" narrative. Easier for them to accept an oxymoronic paradox than admit to being wrong.

Yeah, no shit, last night here in Croatia, one channel ran Home Alone 2 with the infamous Trump reddit cameo, and another ran Die Hard where I got that cap
I'm old enough to remember how big a celebrity he actually was in the 80s/90s
His name was on the turnbuckles during Tyson's first pro fights, he was everywhere.

youtu.be/tm5Je73bYOY

Why does this trigger people here? Face it, Israel-posting makes Reform Jews (commie-globalphiles) massively triggered. It is the only true way to divide (((THEM)))

Divide and conquer

t. proud 56%, proud American patriot

>thinking this will make people in Alabama dislike him

wow.

>Is it possible to overdose on redpills?

YES.

youtube.com/watch?v=iOk6HB609po

>"FUCKING PATRIARCHY! HELP ME FEMINISM!"

How many points Moore going to win by?

~10 is my guess.

>they don't know the real purpose behind meme flags
No please guys, keep using them, it'll make us believe you more.