Brit/pol/ - The janny is truly our greatest ally edition

>Tory rebels set to block EU withdrawal bill
itv.com/news/2017-12-12/theresa-may-faces-first-defeat-on-eu-withdrawal-bill/
archive.is/7SI4Z

>Government caves into Caudrilla on oil reliance
thecanary.co/discovery/2017/12/12/theresa-mays-big-promises-climate-change-didnt-even-last-day/
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>EU citizens UK citizenship application will take minutes
politicshome.com/news/uk/home-affairs/immigration/news/91430/application-eu-migrants-stay-after-brexit-will-literally
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>BBC infested with moaning remainers
order-order.com/2017/12/12/bbc-hypes-gloomy-brexit-report-by-eu-funded-think-tank/
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>UK seeks new anti-fraud head
via.hypothes.is/https://uk.reuters.com/article/uk-britain-sfo/uk-seeks-new-anti-fraud-head-after-crime-agencies-overhaul-idUKKBN1E62LH
archive.is/AtNfH

>Cracker Anne Marie Morris reinstated into Tory party
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5171997/MP-suspended-using-n-word-let-Tory-party.html
archive.is/5LDAv

>UK & Saudi bomb Yemeni civilians again
presstv.com/Detail/2017/12/12/545319/Yemen-Saudi-Arabia-Sanaa-Saada-UN-US
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>How Star Wars: The Last Jedi takes on Trump
gq-magazine.co.uk/article/the-last-jedi-review
archive.is/AjxYY

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first for erectile dysfunction

Nth for ED

first for dangerous people with dangerous ideas

First for Designated Leftist.

Titsneks. Beware of them.

Just found out that my daughter is going to be taken away from me because the mother is moving away and keeping her.

second for inappropriate sexual advances

footy wahey

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what did you do to deserve that?

Can someone explain this "Net Neutrality" burger meme to me? Why are all the fatties in a tizzy over it?

>last night at uni before christmas
>normies have never been louder
holy shit kys

post lewds of ur daughter m8

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hehehehe

Loser

Why didn't you go out with them?

Nonce detected

Nigerians are my favourite africans

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your talking a load nonce-sence there lad

Ffs get out there and have some fun, lad.

i'm not the one with an unwanted kid
muh social anxiety or something
I barely speak to them

COME EN AV A GO IF YA FINK YER ARD ENOUGH

>what is alcohol
go to a straight club

I guess it's something like Roscomnadzor in Russia, ISPs limit access to certain websites containing illegal information.

In the reality, no one gives a shit, people use VPNs and TOR to access the banned resources.

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I bet you're like one of these Chinese students who flatmates only see when they're in the kitchen getting Pot Noodles at 1am.

Best show ever
>paedogeddon

I didn't have to pretend to want cock up my arse rather than accept I'm a failure with women

I can socialise, just not alone and with new people. I never made the effort when I started and just resigned myself to my fate of being a no mates. I don't really care desu I just don't like the noise normies make.

Best Christmas card.

>ISPs limit access to certain websites containing illegal information.


stop spreading disinfo you slav shit it has nothing to do with that

THINGS

If you can tolerate those kinds of 'people' then you must have the patience of a saint

Instead of insulting him why don't you explain to me exactly what it means, considering was the one that asked and you seem to know something about it.

>scratches your prostate.

>tfw that is accurate
do my washing at unsociable hours too
>he actually doesn't think gay people exist
wow, another brainlet Eddie quote. they are stacking up

Outchad them Honk.

>why don't you explain to me exactly what it means,


you should know already you fucking normalshit ignorant newfag, literally lurk moar

Imagine actually getting this card though, trying to figure out if it's actually a threat.

> social progress
> good

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What does brit Sup Forums think of based Stormzy?
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Lmfao state of you fucking faggot

Why has this place got drastically worse since Rimmer, liliata rutilantium, left? Thought it couldn't get any shitter but these past few weeks have stunned me.

>I wept alone

stormzy is a christian?

I don't really understand ...

Shit even for grime

Well, I agree that my definition is not entirely correct but burgers are concerned because of the same reasons. The access controlled by governments.

Nigger scum
Which is what every white British man should think of him

Wog shit for wogs

LEAVE IT TONY HE'S NOT WORTH IT

>one minute i'm not a faggot
>the next I am
a day in the life of the absolute brainlet that is Eddie
how does it feel that no matter how much you hate me, I still haven't fucked up in life as much as you ;)

NN is a doctrine saying ISPs must treat all web traffic equally. You pay for bandwidth, what you do with it is fuck all to do with them.

Now ISPs can treat traffic differently depending on the site or traffic type. So expect to see

>Extra payment for access to things like netflix
>Sites being made inaccessible because they're "problematic"
>Collusion between content providers and ISPs - hulu paying comcast to throttle netflix etc

Im sure ISPs will run site flagging schemes like jewtube does with vids. And a lot of burgers can't swap ISPs due to the way their infrastructure was created, and ISP no-competition agreements.

Tl;dr They got kiked proper

What are you going to do for your halls next year?
Mates or uni accom again?

I always think i'm some big coward but some cunts here have serious issues

Are you QT fag?

shit desu I haven't thought much about it. halls is convenient but flat sharing is cheaper. but with bus fares etc not sure how much i'd save

When did I say you weren't a faggot?

Who is this druggie you keep posting?

I wasn't really on Question Time. that was a larp

When I was away for a bit Rimmer just left. Was he doxxed?
>Eddie getting BTFO by Honk per usual.

I'm unironically like this but I'm living with two Japanese women from France and they're just as unsociable if not moreso than myself.

Ben Kenobi

Don't know. He just vanished. Some cunt was having a go at him though.

when you implied I was prison gay (meaning not actually gay). god can you even keep up with the things you say? you really are thick
it's a daily occurrence at this point it's quite boring

When you read Prufrock, what is the image you have in your head? How do you visualise it? I imagine it in the 19th century, a cold night in some wet, cobbled, noisy street being lit up by the street lights.

Ewan McGregor from Trainspotting.

You have to COMMUTE to your uni? Damn just live closer and walk.

disgusting bullshit that's getting a sudden (((push))) for no good reason.

Grime is appropriately named, barely musical filth listened to by exclusively degenerate bastards.

Our mobile providers on some plans give free unlimited access to the social media such as fagbook since, I think, it doesn't overload LTE networks as torrents could, for instance. In that case, it also violates NN.

>Some cunt was having a go at him though.
How mean, Rimmer was such a lovable character in this place.

You need to get out and be social my man

Fucking british.

No he got worried that time about doxing and stopped tripfagging for a bit. But started posting normally again, then just disappeared. Cant see him leaving without saying something though...

I don't now, but if I live off campus next year I will. it's not too far but not close enough to walk without wasting lots of time every day
so I keep telling myself that I will do that next term. I probably won't

G.K Chesterton in a swanky 50s apartment in America

Worth mentioning it's not because I'm crap at socialising, I was just put with 4 other chinese exchange students in my 1st year of halls and then moved into a flatshare on my own.
MFW 2 more asian exchange students, that and my three friends off my course dropped out.
How do I make friends in this situation, it's shit going weeks without speaking to anyone.

What you need to do is start drinking BEFORE you decide what you're going to do.

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Almost exactly like these paintings. 'Half deserted streets' and all that. Although, when I think of Prufrock I always imagine on the beach at the end. Grew up by the Thames so imagine it there. Some people think that Prufrock doesn't actually go anywhere and that its all in his head.

You mean worried about the possibility of getting doxxed? I guess with COPE and that other trip getting doxxed Rimmer must have got a bit paranoid.

eh, I don't care desu. I have mates at home so i'm only going to be a recluse for half of the year

I had 5 sets of housemates at uni. I'm an expert. Seen it all.

Those paintings look pretty similar to how I imagined it.

Our NN is guarenteed under EU laws so christ knows what'll happen when we leave (if we ever fucking do). Only good thing the EU did for us was their data stuff.

pussy tier attitude. be here now.

5 years of uni?

Or in another life choose a Uni in a smaller town.

Like being paranoid can stop a british.

Fuck Jacqueline Wilson.

Do you know the bible well?

Any anons live in Edinburgh? I met someone last week who said he visited Brit/pol/ was fairly shocked.

I know the basics. Certainly more than most, but then again that's not saying much these days.

3 years. Circumstances had me constantly changing

1st year housemates stayed the same (1)
2nd year lived with foreign cunts for a bit (2)
then we all got moved into seperate houses with posh cunts because the uni couldn't contact our landlord (3)
Then I did an exchange abroad (4)
Then I came back and lived with some slags (5)

Yeah, some user was threatening him specifically, implied he knew where he lived etc. Iirc one time he posted a pic of some street and it freaked rimmer out proper...

that's me
too late now desu

Mick pats can easily stop a British, forcing an Anglo-senpai to dole out pats to them.

>thats me
Fucking pathetic

Fucking this, having to get the train from Scotland down to Manchester to see my mates is shit, well worth it though.

If you let a man fuck your arse you're a fucking faggot regardless of the pathetic insecurity that led you down such a disgusting path.

janny caca