*sips eggnog*

*sips eggnog*

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Is eggnog for soyboys or men?

she wears loose jackets to hide her insanely manly upper body. Nice thighs though

The obamas were so charasmatic. Michelle even RAPPED


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Cooler than mrs roosevelt by far

> Not a black man
> Dresses like an eggplant

Men. Real egg nog is made of raw eggs for protein, real milk to keep away niggers, spices taken from colonized brown people, and every kind of hard liquor you have at hand.

>man dresses as a man
I don't see problem here.

>the dopest First Lady(male) in history

Homemade eggnog is for real men. That store bought box of snot is for idiot consumers

Ingredients:
1 egg
1 cup of whole milk
1 tablespoon of confectioner sugar
Splash of vanilla
Dash of nutmeg

Blend. Pour. Add a dash of nutmeg. Serve immediately. Makes one serving.

To make more servings, multiply egg, milk and sugar by the number of servings.

That's what real men drink, and serve. Fuck anything else.

>dopest

>no alcohol
???????????????????????
what are you, retarded?

but raw eggs are unsettling desu

>lady

YOU'RE A FUCKING WHITE EGG

Long shirt to cover massive erection.

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where's the booze?

It's feet are huge, size 12?

To make a rum and coke, take coke and add rum. If someone gives you a recipe for homemade coca cola, don't ask what about the rum, dummy. Add the rum.

If someone gives you a recipe for chicken tenders, don't ask about ranch or honey mustard dipping sauce, be a big boy and take care of that yourself.

In this case, add brandy to your eggnog, to taste. Remember that too much destroys the flavor and consistency of the eggnog.

Serve the eggnog as-is to children and sober people. Add brandy if you want booze in it. Possibly add rum or bourbon if you prefer that over brandy.

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>The video, posted on College Humor

if I could sum up the Obama years with one word it would be pic related

>that's a man, baby
>thighs and hips like a woman
>????

Thats how u know its cool!

you definitely convinced me

She dresses like a shit head.

I am a man and I have thighs and hips like a woman,checkmate.

God these fucking faggot questions. Harden the fuck up. You dont need fucking other faggot larpers online tellin you how to be a man.

where's the booze faggot

eggnog is fucking disgusting

Sage
Sheboon Bama pandering to the new nig generation and their Migos "Culture" lmfao
Their "culture" is more patched, pieced, and stitched together than their shitty "designer" clothes
Sage MAGA

Posts proves the point. Even men are better at being women than women.

(((((Lady))))))
Hahhahahahhaahahhahaha hahahhahahahahahahahahah hhhhhhhhh hahhahahahhaahahhahaha
>breathes in, gets up from rolling on the ground
Ahhahaahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahaaahahahahhaahhahahahahahaahh

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THATS A MAN

YT trying to shoah this, I wonder why

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Doesnt she have a big throbbing dick in her pants? She is no lady in my book

*Sips nig nog*

>lady

>too much Brandy

No such thing m8

>dopest First Lady in history

Put that on your resume, Micheal.

>Salmonella Nog

Seriously. We're almost in 2018. Women can have dicks you bigot.

Fuck that tranny nigger

>Getting salmonella from a single raw egg
Do you have AIDS? Why is your immune system so shit? I can understand getting sick from eating raw pork or fish or something, but a single raw egg?

that fucking kid holy shit

>not nig-nog.
>Two part chocolate egg-nog, four parts Hennessey, with a watermelon wedge.

>eggnog
Absolutely degenerate

niggers