/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - #1 EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
pastebin.com/JnS5Qy2Q
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>It's the most wonderful time in 8 years
youtu.be/sW85ZcswiqM
>Joe is Joe Christmas Songs pastebin.com/0znNg4MM

PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump Weekly Address #43 12/16/17
youtu.be/CJcmL2eWlag
>Pres Trump departs WH for Camp David 12/16/17
youtu.be/dKIUMjfoCQ0
youtu.be/cNPlm9O4q3A
>Pres Trump returns to WH w/new hat 12/15/17
youtu.be/0Vgj0huA7kY
>Pres Trump visiting Marine Heli Squad One 12/15/17
youtu.be/mGPrYY2h1UM
>Pres Trump/Chief Kelly/AG Sessions/FBI Wray @FBI Natl Grad Ceremony 12/15/17
youtu.be/b6Dyrk_AWKQ
>Pres Trump departs WH on MarineOne 12/15/17
youtu.be/1dbFsIhjlhw
>Pres Trump statement before leaving WH 12/15/17
youtu.be/ezzrWwdrtxo
>AG Sessions Press Conf on Crime & shillary 12/15/17
youtu.be/XQ8yfd4ZxXs
>SoS T-Rex presser @UNSC 12/15/17
youtu.be/KtNt8ms2apw
>SoS T-Rex tells NoKo Rep to go fuck himself 12/15/17
youtu.be/SGGh_C57rxY
>SoS T-Rex @UNSC on NoKo 12/15/17
youtu.be/uIIGEhxHxqo
>SoS T-Rex meeting russian counterpart @UN 12/15/17
youtu.be/vTom0OW0wn4
>This Week @State 12/15/17
youtu.be/fIFpqX7gHCA
>Pres Trump talks about deregulation 12/14/17
youtu.be/scJUwZ3Me3U
>US/MEX Strat Diag on Transnational Crime (AG Sessions/DHS Sec Nielsen) 12/14/17
youtu.be/4HoGRrlvsc4
>SoS T-Rex hosts US/MEX Strategic Dialogue 12/14/17
youtu.be/9tFuxQACZ3M
>IntSec Zinke Work Env Survey 12/14/17
youtu.be/Np9YpailJ6c

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MAGA

>the left can't me-

>born too soon to reconquer Africa in Trump's name
>ywn start a cargo cult worshipping an obscure wolfgirl

Whats this guys name again?

You're unworthy

Number one indeed.

lmao people get old

What's Trump's favorite food, and would we be able to send it to him while he's in prison?

What is Pill Briestas?
I'll take Swamp Things for 400, Alex.

LOL

>joke = meme
this your first time on the internet bro?

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ACTIVATING RARE TRUMPS! ENGAGING TARGET!

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They don't look anything close to it though, they didn't even take the effort to get awful pictures of them.

That's how fucking lazy they are.

TRUMP BTFO

youtube.com/watch?v=Qh-u3ASxnJ0

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i'll take anime effinminate soyboy loser autistic faggot for one million

SERIOUSly we've had this joke before what's with this deja vu??

>niggers all look the same
>racist

>white people all look the same
>lol white people am I right

>trump comments on woman's appearance
>sexist

>leftist comments on conservative women's appearance
>lol white people am I right

whoa, internet police arrived, wew wew lad

They're not wrong, though

Bill Prie (stap) the traitor guy

MAGA actually stands for make america gay again,, as you can see we see all the american rednecks turning into effeminate soyboy anime faggots

It is an unwieldy weapon, only fit for space barbarians and SJWs. A true meme master does not need a blade to cut.

Haha dude what's your Reddit so I can buy you gold for that sick burn!!

I mean, they're not ugly women to begin with. Ann is whatever, but I'd still hate fuck her. You know she sucks dick like it was the cure for mortality.

>wew wew lad

No, ~600 USD

Ann is whatever, how dare you.

haha that's clever haha you're good at this haha reddit spacing haha

Laying on my couch with fire dying and candles flickering listening to Christmas music. Wife and kids asleep. I wish I could just smoke some cigarettes lying here.

SHE'S RICH

So what are you all gonna drink when Trump goes to prison?

Before you Trump cucks decide on bleach, I can recommend a nice wine if you're into that.

see text

WHoa Trump is kino

>A true meme master does not need a blade to cut.
One needs only his wit, and a pirated copy of photoshop.

Is it just me or do the shills seem to be engaging more with their content and responses? It seems like we're at least started on the path of actually changing these guys.

>inb4 ShareBlue and CTR start massive layoffs because the employees are getting on board the Trump Train

Wine is for faggots.

>I wish I could just smoke some cigarettes lying here

It's your home, what's stopping you?

trump train is code for gay anal orgy, no one wants to hear about your sick degenerate parties

Bleach it is, then. So seriously, would you all be happy with a Pence presidency? Or do you think Pence would also go down with the ship and we end up with fucking Paul Ryan or some shit.

They're running short of tendie funds, and the nerd virgins are leaving their bull-pen. Brock is literally tearing his poofter hair out.

>he's not holding Digibyte
It's like you don't want to live large. Don't you like free money?

Post this, they don't like it.

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Wilbur needs to hurry up with the day of the rake.

I have two young white kids and no cigarettes

Send this to David. Tell him Angelo still brags about this taste of his dick.

what kind of bullet are you going to use when he fires Mueller?

you'll find anime posters on the floors of gay clubs inserting used condoms up their ass in hope they get that hot aids action

My parents smoked around me and I turned out fine.

What are the odds Mueller gets fired this week?

>using your opponent's name in your slogan campaign
kek I forgot about this. Her whole team was fucking retarded, and know absolutely nothing about branding.

I'm pretty sure an user posted the exact same picture about a month a go, so yeah. The left STILL can't meme.

You know, it'll cause a constitutional crisis if he does that. And it'll end very poorly for him if he decides to do it.

Personally, I wouldn't mind if he fires Mueller. He'd get his shit kicked in before the end of his term much quicker.

[lisps heavily]

did you catch the aids yet?

There were so many "love Trump's hat" shoops too.

I do love Trump's "hate"

>idolizing cigarettes
you have been brainwashed by the greedy jews in big tobacco. smoking is a very unnatural activity

Bill Priestap did 9/11

Bill Priestap did the Las Vegas Mandalay Bay Route 91 Harvest Festival Shootijng

Choose one

AWOOOO

I believe you, but I don't want to do that and my wife wouldn't like it. Also I get cranky when I start smoking, but I do sometimes go out on the porch after the kids fall asleep.

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neat!

is that the faggot on Tucker? i guess he is a literal faggot

this one got the aids for sure

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Here's another (You) for your effort

You got a ciggy butt brain. That's what they're gonna call ya, mate. They're gonna call ya Ciggy Butt Brain.

Piss off tit sucker!

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It doesn't seem that unnatural to me, about as unnatural as coffee. But I don't like the expense, feeling in my mouth sometimes (sometimes I love it), and my mood when I crave one.

Is this the real picture they used for the article?

It looks like a racist caricature.

>you can kill niggers with prejudice alone
Hate harder lads.

What's your problem m8? Fresh off the plebbit boat?

In response to the guy in the last thread White youths and Non White youth (Under 20) (24.7% Of whites) (30.3% Of Non Whites) are less likely to use drugs then ever before. A lot of the new overdose deaths are middle aged Americans.

I forgot to add that he'd either have to fire Rosenstein and continue down the line until he gets a lackey to fire for him, fire Rosenstein and then do some executive order bullshit to instate a new AG that'll fire Mueller for him, or something else I forget. Either way, it won't end very well for Trump.

I think Trump is too smart to do that. But since it seems he's coming down with dementia, it's still entirely possible.

>constitutional crisis
that's just a phase, not an actual legal action
>he'd get his shit kicked
by who? he'll fire him and you'll handfuck your self to sleep that night

>Is this the real picture they used for the article?
Yes

>It looks like a racist caricature.
So does fact and reality

Instead of firing Müller why doesn't Trump just fire Rosenstein and Sessions and get a real Attorney General who isn't a complete faggot who will just let a Special Counsel do whatever the fuck he wants?

>Hamill
>telling anyone they are not worthy
>after seling his soul to Disney Jew
Pathetic

Whatever it is needs to work overtime

>I think

Clearly, you don't

>stabs Luke in the back with lightsaber
Heh nothing personal kid

>little sister got married and is moving away in a month
>last christmas here
>made me something nice for christmas
>I dropped it before I even get a chance to open it
>shattered to pieces
fuck... sorry for blogposting. did anything happen today? seems like a typical weekend where nothing is going on from what I see in the headlines.

youtube.com/watch?v=43gm3CJePn0

So powerful

Good one faggot
How's that Trump curse working out for ya?

rofl

>fake hat
Not watching it.

Says Hamil as jews destroyed his character and star wars. What a shit show.

So what happens if Mueller comes out with some totally unrelated charges against Trump?

>Ok so there was zero collusion, but a couple of documents were not provided on time, which is a crime

>Not "Arwoo"

God someone kill this man before it’s too late
Everything he is doing is a purposeful attempt to distort formerly clear theology for the purpose of opening the door for greater heresy with time

Hey, I'm trying to give your old screaming yam in office the benefit of the doubt here. He honestly does look like he's getting a touch of dementia. HOPEFULLY he'll spare us the shitstorm of such an act.

If you're gonna post faggy anime like an autistic soyboy, you're not allowed to make fun of others. You're not even a person

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Mmm, straight from the titty!

Well, it's entirely possible that he might get Trump on obstruction of justice. Which is hilarious, since if Trump just let the whole investigation go without resistance he would have avoided that charge.

I personally think he'll catch him on something besides obstruction of justice though.