Tick, tock, motherfuckers

Tick, tock, motherfuckers.

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There is no member of the German National Socialist Party who uses Twitter. What a shitty headline

fuck u nigger kike

OOHHH NOOOOEEESSS!!! This must be the end!

how many of their own will they ban by accident?

about time

implying millenials can write beyond cliché phrasings..

Fuck twitter we will make our own social media site.

>act like a Nazi
>get called a Nazi
What a shocker.

Yeah you made Gab and it's a complete failure. Right wingers can't internet.

We should start compiling a portfolio of Lefty Twits and hand it over to Twitter.

Define "Nazi"

And so cuntthulu and the other cocksuckers in the leftist media have finally caught on to our little games- they've figured out that they can just ban all who use Sup Forums from using Twitter and that will put a serious dent in our shenanigans. Of course social media shall still rot modern society from the inside out, but at least we won't be able to make leftist idiots look like idiots.

what's a "nazi"?
serious question

They're talking about people who literally say they are a nazi or their profile says nazi.

>Yeah you made Gab and it's a complete failure. Right wingers can't internet.

Gab is doing great you libtard snowflake

Gab - 225,000 members total , active and inactive

Twitter - 330 million active users per month

Almost there!

>act like a Nazi
Are you one of those guys who think WN=Nazism?

no, they're not. They are talking about tracking their users off-site, monitoring any sites or content they visit or consume that pertains to "nazi" within the scope of their broad definition, i'm sure.

>mfw I changed my profile pic to a swastika just to see how long it'll take

anything to the right

good then the right can sort out what to do when they cant tell the truth to leftist anymore.....
OH oh! millions upon millions of bored righties

twitter is going forward with a new program where they will start monitoring their users off-site, seeing which websites they go to before going to twitter - if deemed undesirable they will ban you. It starts with the 'nazis', which i'm sure encompasses everything from 'stormfront' to 'pcmasterrace'

>banning Nazis
They're scared because they know we're right. Nobody ever bans shit unless they're afraid they're wrong

>Yes, really.

is there some kind of rule that says your headlines should be as insufferable as you are or some shit

I am going to assume you are just joining me in making fun of them.

I think chanting "blood and soil" and proudly wearing the Ritterkreuz (as if you've even earned it) is Nazism, and I can find tons of examples of these people doing that.

Yes, there is... and it's glorious!
Seriously though, you can pretty much disregard any news source with headlines like that. Take your news from AP and BBC, they never pull off anything like this.

you're a nazi for using a nationalist non-memeflag.
kys nazi

yes 'tick, tock', lmao

>as if you've even earned it
put on one of the libertarian memeflags already you nigger.

Got a problem with what the scientists say? Deal with it. The internet is loving it, and so should you.

The simple fact that shlomo spent a ton of money on this retarded shit is a victory. Not only that, but it's actually worse now, because the platform will be filled with cryptonatsocs who whisper sweet little nothings while no one's suspecting it.

... but call him a Nazi and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I've been found out.”.

They act like whites won't come to the realization the world around them is hell on earth unless "Nazis" tell them.

I hope they don't ip ban. I have good friends there and don't have a discord

This.
Or it may go the other way around. All of the right-wingers would turn left wing. FAR LEFT WING. They'd push left ideas so much that the normal people would consider leaving this highly-politicized website for something which is more laid-back. Nobody would like spending his time on a website which is full of people bickering. I know how stupid it sounds to make this statement on Sup Forums, but still, normal people would be driven away from it.

It's on purpose because women

Having my account banned by Twitter™ would completely ruin my life. Wow

Six reasons why millenials suck--you'll be shocked by number 4!

>Nobody would like spending his time on a website which is full of people bickering.
>I know how stupid it sounds to make this statement on Sup Forums, but still, normal people would be driven away from it.
Not sure you understand what Twitter is like.

>Ritterkreuz
maybe they just like to sk8

Have a penis? Nozzy. Career? Two penises? Nozhe.

Anyone who doesn't love the new star wars movies and their diverse heroes.

No one is going to pay for twitter after ISP charge it

Never used it, so yeah, you're right.

>bugman journalism 101

it's a fucking plague.

Sounds like a good way to lose users and cause an anti first amendment uproar.

Thank god I'm not a Nazi but a simple well to do Democrat pedophile pizza place owner.

>things that will never happen - the post

Present day, present time

Ha^7

nigger titties

>get banned from twitter
>make a new account
amazing

Twitter is an online child sex trafficking ring so fuck em. I have more to share but i dont wanna turn this into a pizza thread.

And you don't seem to understand.

>implying anybody who isn't a subhuman uses twitter

What about commies?

>giving Sup Forums more new converts.

Their own doing.

I'll take a wild guess and assume anyone without a blue checkmark is going to get banned if they say the wrong phrase, even when joking.

Lol I wonder which higher up gave the order, they really are fucking scared. Its fun watching them squirm, they know they cant contain us anymore.

If theyre smart hopefully theyve fled for New Zealand.

Did the book-keeper of Auschwitz confirm this?

Checked, and that is one based brother from another mother. Damn

why do they keep calling everyone right of Stalin Nazis?
Not everyone wants to pay taxes which enable third world niggers to roam around without consequence.

>bugman

this idea that WN=Nazi is actually a new thing.
Until the 60's, pretty much every western country had white (or ethno) nacionalist policies.

>Tick, tock, motherfuckers.

great example of the suicidal stupidity of the brainwashed masses. He doesn't care if every word he says is monitored for wrongthink just as long as righties aren't allowed to speak.

These are the Nazi FAgs.

>Liberals: Twitter is a private company and should ban whatever I don't like!
>also Liberals: We need Net Neutrality because private companies shouldn't be allowed to ban websites they don't like!

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Twitter clone for free speech when?

Surely one of you autists has the skill set to make this happen.

>using Twat in the first place

gab nigger, it's a huge platform already

gab.ai
Been a thing for a while, but it's obviously not successful.

You know what this means? The right will just continue to create new and innovative terms to discuss undesirables. Like the (((echoes))) and when Sup Forums started calling niggers "googles and kikes "skypes"

They can't stop the right they can merely hope to contain them

anyone who disagrees with my politics should be erased from existence

>new and innovative terms to discuss undesirables
desktop computers=white people
MACs=asians
XBOXes=niggers
smartphones=jews

what happened to googles and skypes?

Now that's an african american i can respect. The Truth will bring us closer together.

Their meanings were discovered quite some time ago.

>twitter

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Because the ruling class uses whatever means it can to force people to do what they want. Calling people Nazis still has a lot of weight, so they'll just spam that until it stops working.

honestly once they can do that the purpose of banning will stop being political and start focusing on forcing people to only shop on specific sites or lose their twitter privelege

Will it give up business?

Depends on how many people they ban, censoring people sounds like a very bad business decision to begin with.

So if people from Reddit/Tumblr/etc come to Sup Forums to bother us they'll likely get banned as Twitter will just see them coming to Sup Forums? This might be the best thing to come along in awhile.

>leftist goes on Sup Forums to shitpost and false flag
>goes back to post screencaps on Twitter
>gets banned for life

when Twitter has just volunteered for a class libel suit

But then they are stuck with us unfortunately...

Irrelevant.

All that enter here break. It's only a matter of time.

Concern troll accounts will get BTFO and when those shareblue shills try to use their regular accounts, they'll find them blocked.

Hopefully

sshhh.. the leftist are having a nightmare they have not been able to escape since the 40s. dont disturb them

>using ZOG social networks

But what does that have to do with the nazis?

>twatter
wgaf?

>some normies banning other normies on a normie platform
Why the fuck should I care?

and these people are upset because net neutrality is dying

underrated

It's pretty sad notion on how 2% of all Americans owned slaves at any time in US, and white people are thought as big slave owners, when in reality the either absolute number or the relative amount of slaves was never high, nor was the slave ownership
I just wish the black slaves were treated the same as in middle-eastern african slaves

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well, for 9k € a month I would shitpost pretty hard too

Because making new accounts on a open platform is hard.