Why does Sup Forums hate new Star Wars movie?

Just watched it today, didn't see much leftist propaganda, far less so than in Episode 7 at least. Even nigger seems to be in romance with an asian character instead of Rey. The only noticeable thing i can find is that the general cast is very diverse racially, but you can't expect anything else in 2017. So why does Sup Forums hates it so much? I liked it for the most part.

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Star Wars is for children.

>franchise is twice as old as 95% of Sup Forums

It's for children

Sup Forums doesn't like anything

it was lame, luke's fight scene and the space battles should have been longer.

It's for children.

everyone hated this piece of shit, especially star wars fans.

It wasn't good. They spent 45 minutes at a useless casino planet that just wasted time

I liked it loads and I wasn't expecting to

It's made by jews. Letting jew pop culture into your consciousness is foolish. Paying them to consume it is nearly inconceivable foolish.

I read all kinds of hate for it online, then went and saw it and loved it.

Anyone hating on it has nothing better to do with their time.

I only pirate movies.

Torture, cutting people into pieces, watching pilots get shot down and explode
>for children
Sure thing (((disney)))

Because it was shit? The plot was poor, the acting was poor, the special effects were poor, and the movie shits on all the previous canon. This movie was basically an elongated chase of a cruiser that is the size of a Star destroyer until it runs out of fuel. The escape plan for the rebels is betrayed by the person the most worthless character in the story brings back to the entire situation trying to be helpful but once again failing like the stupid nigger he is. Let's not forget that his entire suicide run, which would've saved the rebels, is spoiled by some random chink who "loves him" after barely knowing him because he has plot armor thicker than the shield that fucking cruiser had. Let's not mention Rey "Mary Sue" Last of the Jedi, who without any sort of effort can move a billion rocks because her parts sold her for drinking money.

didn't see it because i knew it was gonna be terrible

>didn't see much leftist propaganda

It’s trash m8, the directors didn’t even communicate with each other, I knew something was fishy before hand with the trailers changing where kylo’s scar was.
Apparently this is why jew jew Abrams did nothing with mark hamill in the last movie, it’s that they were each given free resign essentially over certain characters and to not include them in the plot.
Thats why the big bad villain is a literally who, but I think this director was too stubborn to want to add anything to the story about Snoke because Abrams was supposed to.

All it does is show me everyone is incompetent and that all the movies are made for is merchandising from the top down like transformers, and not the other way around like the OT where you make an engaging story that kids want to put themselves into the universe and buy the toys, and not that Star Wars toys now oversaturate every toy store to the degree that nothing but this, nerfguns, lego and Minecraft exist.

Molymeme's video on the topic is great:

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This. Nobody here who calls himself "redpilled" should be consuming ((( movies ))).

>*It's a hologram*
>"Heh, nice try... kid"

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Even Mark Hamill hates it.

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He is way off this time. I agree that one of the themes is the destruction of history and separation from the past but pastthat he veers into crazy town.
His interpretation is that of a nationalist fitting the theory to the movie, not something that naturally flows from the material.

This is why the holly Jew is casting us out of everything.
>start stealing movies
>Jew is cut off from shekel stream
>start portraying whites as bad goy because they are main perpetrators of aforementioned theft

I wonder why the Jew hates us!

>Death
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>Slavery
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>Drugs
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>Literal Genocide
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>4 kids

>Why does Sup Forums hate new Star Wars movie?
Just memes, dude. Most of the losers here haven't even seen it

Star Wars has been irreparably pozzed. The jedi/sith storyline is actually ok but the rest is undiluted SJW cancer

Star wars is for kids

Your mom is for kids

Are you able to read 1000 pages?

post the alien titty milk scene

The stuff about white men going in to exile, rejecting society because of what it has become, etc. is a rather apt analogy and fits perfectly with the Jewish agenda. The stuff about how multiculturalism doesn't breed happiness or prosperity is pretty spot on too.

I won't watch a jewish movie, such as new (((Star Wars))) even if i'm paid to do so.

This franchise is living dead and dangerous. Like a rotting corpse that spreads infections.

Correction: Star Wars is for edgy children

Now buy our toys, dammit!

>Be Luke
>Find way to troll across galaxy
>Use it to dance around Adam Driver
>"Welp, this franchise has gone to shit"
>Die

Fpbp

It was worth watching for the RKV scene.

Star Wars is for manchildren like OP and this guy

I miss the Blue Pill too

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I agree with you however I disliked some parts of the movie (star wars fan here) but not much that had to do with politics thankfully I had idea to boycott the movie if in the end Poe and Finn became a gay couple

This belongs on Sup Forums not Sup Forums.

However:
>Why does Sup Forums hate The Last Jedi
Because it's a remake of Empire Strikes Back and Return of the Jedi, except in reverse order.
Let's check it:
Big ship being blowed up by a single ship
>Twice
Rebel fleet being picked off - check
>It's a trap
Mission behind enemy lies that sparks a romance - check
>It's about saving who you love
Jedi training - check
>Look into the dark, you must
Evil dude bringing two force sensitives together for some Jedi/Sith malarkey
>Complete your final training and your transformation to the Dark Side
The head bad guy being there in the first place.
>He's coming here?
AT-AT walkers on white battlefield
>It's salt

So, remake but with less action, totally implausible (no shields for Dreadnaught, a lot less guns on board, and no sensors to detect life signs...oh, Luke used the force, that always explains everything), not sticking with established cannon of the series, battle scences seemed brief and cheap (either ran out of time or cutting expenses on CGI), and a shifty undignified death for Luke.

But, that's just my opinion. Force Awakens hid the soft reboot better. This one was pretty much shot for shot the same scences, only cheaper. Seemed very small in scope.

(((Disney))) is not putting much effort into these films. (((They))) know the idiots that love this shit will show up no matter what (((they))) make. I think that's the only agenda; rebrand tired old shit and make money. Same thing (((they))) do when making live-action version of cartoons, e.g. Lion King and Jungle Book.
It's just cheaper.

Jews

This skin is so white. Only truly diverse heroes can handle such concentrated evil.

This white space fascism is so bad, it makes the last white man with any worth, nobility of character and power go and discard all his power, legacy, property and kill himself.

Just give up, goy.

FFS that scene made no fucking sense

>Chadding this hard

Exactly. Those were absolute shit. Bet (((they))) didn't want to blow a lot of money on CGI making a bunch of tie fighters and x wings fight.
The star destroyers did absolutely nothing, just the Dreadnaught and Snoke's ship.
Even the AT-AT walkers were in a single line, which would never happen on any battlefield.
Minimal effort put into realism and actual battle strategy.
It's like they were penny-pinching and counting how many little laser-light flashes were used.

Snoke even had the one ring to rule them all. That's all he ever wanted.

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Notice they made sure to give him bright blue eyes so there's no doubt.

source on image, plz

Why couldn't they just blow the rocks up?
Why couldn't they open the doors and let the battering ram cannon open a hole for them?
Why have AT-AT walkers and troops on the ground just be spectators?
Why didn't the sensors show no life signs on Luke's astral projection?
Why didn't the rebs in the trenches fire?
Why didn't the Dreadnaught have like 100,000 or more cannons on the deck?
Why did Snoke's throne room look like a hotel convention room?
Why didn't Snoke's throne room even have a window?
It's like a remake on Empire and Return but on a Turkish Star Wars budget.

As Disney re-writes the Star Wars canon it will be revealed that Snoke is actually a corrupted form of Mace Windu. This new story will show a formerly strong righteous black man being twisted into an evil white abomination.

IT WILL HAPPEN.

The whole movie is an elaborate effort to humiliate white men.

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If accelerating a mass into warp speed is so incredibly damaging, why don't such weapons already exist in the starwars universe?
Why wasn't their plan from the start to just empty all the support ships onto the main cruiser then turn them around and warp-nuke the imperial fleet?

Why is mark hamil milking leslie jones?

I liked Goldmember. Fuck you guys talkin bout?

Plot reasons. Imagine if someone had the bright idea to design supermassive RKV's controlled by AI. Fuck Deathstars, I wan't a swarm of 10,000,000,000 kg drone ships traveling at 99% light speed.

>Just watched it today, didn't see much leftist propaganda

If you think this is the reason people didn't like the movie you must be oblivious to all the plot holes in the film.

More like ace window....amir8?

>So why does Sup Forums hates it so much
It wasn't just Sup Forums that hated it...

>It's not milk

Tfw Sup Forums has tainted your mind to the point that you are cheering for the First Order

>Lots of plotholes and Leia flying through space after a fucking explosion

> Ewoks my God Ewoks

>post the alien titty milk scene

I aim to please.

>It's a "Sup Forums explicitly attacks anything nerdy or geeky as 'for children' to get a rise out of the people they know enjoy this stuff which is this sites core demographic" episode.

This isn't a defense of the shit the franchise has become, but rather pointing out how most of Sup Forums is here to attack/be hostile/""""troll""" others and derail everything while LARPing as some kind of Chad.

The film addresses the existence of the financiers of war through Andy Serkis' character which I thought was interesting.
RedPill orTurning the real life actions of our elite into a fictional plot?

>"Guys the elites are financing both sides!"
>"Fuck off user. You've been watching too much Star Wars."

Star is for kids, according to Lucas himself.

Yeah, they didn't preach. The purple haired 'rebel' leader panders to boomers and lefty conformists who fancy themselves 'rebels' but whatever. The most important thing is that AI was able to put a convincing Carrie Fisher into most of the movie convincingly.

I would like to start a a petition to get Christina Hendricks scanned nude so that future vidya and porn can be made of her when she's long gone.

At this point Ewoks and Jar Jar don't seem half bad

SJW Wars: The Last White Guy
>went and saw it
You obviously didn't 'comprehend' it. Probably too busy 'ooooooing and aaawwwing' at all the cgi.

>The stuff about white men going in to exile, rejecting society because of what it has become, etc. is a rather apt analogy and fits perfectly with the Jewish agenda. The stuff about how multiculturalism doesn't breed happiness or prosperity is pretty spot on too.
It's true but obviously not intended by the writers. In fact they probably intended the exact opposite.
And despite Steph's disclaimer at the strt I don't see the point introducing interpretations to a work that weren't in the mind of the creator.

In my opinion a more productive use of his time would have been to drill into the motivations behind the decisions made in production and why they failed so much, or what they represent as far as the though process of the creators.
Things like
>The forced diversity and erasure of white men
>The anti-history/culture theme
>The anti-capitalist casino chase
>The attempted creation of a dark horse female Boba Fett with Phasma
>The poor cinematography
>The introduction of porgs and the like purely for merch reasons
>The shitty humour

>niggers, chinks, pajeets, spics, and sandniggers can't torrent
DAS WAYSIST!

the problem is just as you said. tokenism. nigger chink. alien. all the minorities. its actually kinda annoying. and the only time a 2017 hollywood movie hasnt done nigger chink spic minority woman was dunkirk, and they got shit for it. kinda sad though. nothing wrong with a minority cast, but like they don't have to make their tokenism so obvious

I wonder if he put his dick in them too.

>All it does is show me everyone is incompetent and that all the movies are made for is merchandising from the top down like transformers, and not the other way around like the OT where you make an engaging story that kids want to put themselves into the universe and buy the toys, and not that Star Wars toys now oversaturate every toy store to the degree that nothing but this, nerfguns, lego and Minecraft exist.

This. I'm glad someone one else sees this. The business people always seem to confuse the order of product-love. Trying to market something as successful instead of just making something good and letting it become successful. They have no patience for that.

And they've lost track of making good stories by trying to get ahead of the merchandising. One can definitely do both. You can make a great movie that naturally spins off great toys and merch. But it's gotta be a great movie first.

This user has the right idea.
>Most perfect woman ever
>Still no nude roles

When I become rich, I'll finance your research into making this reality.

this dude is such a beta male. kinda off topic but i had to say that.pic unrelated

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what about the leia scene or the big 4 titty ; how was that not cringie af.
Also its too deus ex machina for my taste

How do you drop bombs in space?
>inb4 gravity of Dreadnaught (insignificant) or magnets (would be attracted to own ship)
How does the girl not get sucked out of the bomb bay when the doors open?
>inb4 shieldz, the bombs would explode (actually, they wouldn't move)
Why don't they have autopilot?
>inb4 only Millennial Falcon has it
OK, if no autopilot, why not have a fucking droid fly the damn thing?

Also, "capitalism is bad, rich people suck--oh and we stuck this damn penguin-bat thing in every other frame so kids will bug their parents to buy plushies of it and make us money."

>penguin-bat thing
It's a puffin-hamster.

How can these assholes get so spot on with Rogue One and fuck up the movies?

What are deflector shields?

Because of the hyperspace ram stunt that the female purple haired womyn longneck stronk admiral pulled at the end.

Deflector shields have been in every fucking Star Wars movie till the new Disney garbage. For fucks sakes, the famous Admiral Akbar line "It's a trap!" was because the Death Star II deflector shields were still operational meaning any ship trying to fly into the Death Star would run into the invisible deflector shield and go up in a ball of fire. This same shit also protects against hyperspace stupid shit.

Clearly the director of The Last Jedi had other ideas which apparently included throwing every established Star Wars cannon into a giant dumpster.

It's called a "lack of attention to detail" user. It means people just made up their own thing as they went along without actually paying attention to what they were continuing.

>I wonder why the Jew hates us!
Because they're Jews. You give them all your shekels, like the good goy you are, and he'll still find a way to jew more out of you while he has you and your sister getting raped by niggers. They're inhumanly evil and must be destroyed before they destroy you.

Sage
Star Wars is Dead to Pol
Have fun on Sup Forums or Sup Forums
>" Star Wars is for 12 year old's"- George Lucas
Here's the thing, you ever read about (The hero's journey.?)
If not TL:DR
Luke fucking Skywalker was the modern Pinnacle
of the farmboy who becomes a Samurai/Knight.
That slays the dragon saves the kingdom & redeems his father from the underworld.(sound familiar)
They had to Fucking kill his character,they hate
The Western hero that fucking much.
Rey doesn't need to go through the journey
because she has a Vag & doesn't need the Force taught
to her by a Fucking Old white male.
Then the Retarded "Resistance" Having to
Launch suicide attack after suicide attack
because of the accurate depiction of incompetent female leadership.
Here in burger land the Libtards think (they) are
the" Resistance", Brainwashed RETARDS will
believe this shit that's the point.
>KYS for the Resistance
>KYS for Muh Cause
Fuck you message received (They)
Your day of rage failed & now this
Libtard "Resistance" Meme failed.
Now my Fellow Burgers; watch as the corporate media calls for hashtag "resistance"to take to the streets against Hitler Trump.
>Retards will buy this shit that's the point.

Oh fuck, you nailed it. I know grown men who still like things that are literally for kids

Like shitposting on the Internet?

This is /pol in a nutshell

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I didn't think the movie was pushing some left wing message down my throat, I've seen far more preachy and left wing films and enjoyed them for being well crafted movies because there are a lot of preachy left-wing people who are good film makers.

It just wasn't a very good movie. Too many characters were holding the idiot ball to advance the plot forward, especially that colored hair lady who decided to be the most stupid commander with zero grasp of politics for the sake of the plot. They abruptly changed the character of some of the characters in the movie, like making Poe more of a hothead, again for the sake of advancing the plot.

They took so many promising plot lines started in the first movie and sort of wasted them, notably with Snoke. The entire Casino plotline was a waste of time. The movie was worse than Episode 7 although it was more original, and it was worse than Rouge One. I did however get to spend the day with some people I knew and that was pretty nice even if I thought it was a below-average movie in a tired franchise.

I did like how the movie seemed to draw some inspiration from Casablanca though, like how the characters had a ring to represent that they were part of the rebellion. I think whoever came up with the entire casino plotline liked Casablanca.

The hyperspace ram stunt is stupid because when you think about it, it makes absolutely no sense that this would not be a primary weapon of war if a much smaller ship which can go into hyperspace can destroy a much larger capital ship. It retroactively makes a lot of the decision making in regards to spaceship fights really stupid. So the fact they used it as a plot device was really stupid.

I've heard it's bad. If you want a great sci fi, see Blade Runner 2049. Best to see it in theatres, but there's finally a decent cam of it now. It only gets better the more I watch it.

>I won't watch a jewish movie,


So you don't watch movies at all then?