Sup Forums loves Asuka

>Sup Forums loves Asuka
>Sup Forums hates 3DPD
>Asuka is an accurate representation of a 3D woman

Explain this

>Sup Forums is one person
>OP is retarded

Explain this.

Asukafag

>Asuka is cute
>Shinji pushes her away

Explain this

It's almost like this board is not a hivemind.

Superior Asuka coming through

Says the Asukafag

Who is 'Sup Forums' and who are quoting?

Everyone knows who the actual best girl is.

Too bad she's a carpet muncher and will never spare a second glance your way.

Lesbians are just females who need to be shown the power of the cock.

There's always rape.

anta baka?

Asukas are for biding time until your main crush opens up.

>Please break up with me
Negative testosterone levels detected.

Are you new?
don't you know Master Seo's wild rides?

Asuka is a criminal like penguin!

The infamous super hackah named 4 the chans loves Asuka? The bastard!

>>Anyone will do. You don’t care who it is! You’re afraid of Misato, and the First Child… you’re afraid of your mother and father, too!
>>So now you come running to me because that’s the easiest way to keep from getting hurt!

I've lurked for years, but one week here and there, never a continuous, long period of time. Care to enlighten me?

Asuka constantly shit tests people. Some boys like Shinji weren't stable enough to pass these shit tests. But let's say Kaji was in Shinji's place. He'd pass Asuka's shit tests with flying colours because he's very emotionally stable which is how the perfect man should be.

Try Kimi no Iru Machi and Fuuka.
Or rather, don't if you're not into sperging at dumb characters (and truck-kun).

I have a strange fascination with such characters. On the one hand, I hate them; on the other hand, the intense rage I feel at them, the writer and the fans makes me feel alive.
Anyway, I'm nothing if I'm not curious, so let's go for a ride.