Why didnt she just fuck Shinji?

Why didnt she just fuck Shinji?

I'm halfway through watching this series, and it's clear as day to me:

Rei is obviously the better one

Where can i watch?

i just finished it earlier, guess ill go watch the movie now, cause fuck episode 25 and 26

WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST FUCK OFF?
[SPOILER]sorry my caps broke[/SOPILER]

Well it's not like she didn't try.

Because he was like 14? She just kept teasing him but didn't want to get locked up.

Sad

Rei is everything a waifufag secretly dreams of: silent, obedient, underaged and vulnerable. They don't want a woman - they want a helpless, submissive doll to jerk off with.

Who said she didnt?

How would Misato teach Shinji how to have a good time

> Locked up
Attractive women can not commit rape.

That's legal in Japanland.

Common misconception. The federal AOC is 14, but each prefecture has it set to 18.

misato best girl

Shinji's cock is too strong, she would just submit to him.

She was laughing at his flimsy toothpick dick when she first saw it

You mean Kaji the cuck,

Shinji has MC infinite sperm and multiple orgasm skills

Nah, Misato would just ahegao as soon as Shinji puts his inhuman girth inside.

Nice fanwank, Shinji's dick was canonically compared to a toothpick in the Anime and we have this in the Manga by the official character designer.
Every woman laughs at his pathetic stub. They might even mistake it for a vagina because it's so small.

Someone posts the symbolic scene where she tries to fuck him after he killed Kaworu

That's not true. the fact that she is quiet, does not make her a doll.

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Bet you 10 bucks she can't even take half the mast without breaking.

the master

So... it reaches a bit beyond her bellybutton.

Shinji is a bull

It's like none of you homos even watched NGE, or you multitasked while watching it.

Because if you did watch it, you wouldn't ask/discuss such a stupid topic.

Jesus that crop is horrendous.

How does that matter. OP was talking about rape and it wouldn't be hard to seduce shinji into a half rape kind of situation if she was really forceful and gave him a beer or two.

Reifags are autistic

Shinji is a grower, not a shower.

>Shinji considers Misato her personal semen toilet and she agrees
simpler

Well are we talking Rebuilds or not?

In NGE she just takes Asuka's slap with no objection

Rebuilds are not canon. We are talking about NGE, and her whole story in NGE was about starting out with a false soul and body, but trying to develop individuality and becoming her own person.

People like you, killed Evangelion.

Reminder that Shinji is canonically heterosexual. He only ever had sexual fantasies about women.

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That's why he got FUCKED.

>what are growers?

I mean I guess, Rei II was only good Rei

>checked and confused

Why didn't she just fuck me? ;-;

>wanting misato when a perfectly good asuka is present

That's why you'll live the rest of your existence in eternal loneliness and despair.

She looks sick and oily.

>not wanting both
Although Asuka is the better of the two

My penis really likes Asuka but I'm not sure why

>insecure fags with extremely small dicks

Shinji is such a cockslut, Jesus.

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To be fair, nothing feels quite as nice as taking it up the ass

t. cocklet

>thread full of Shinjifags
>no Reifag in sight
Please keep it this way

What's so bad about Reifags?

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Don't draw attention to it please.

They are the thread derailing, fanwanking, textwalling, adhomming, victim complexing cancer of the Eva fanbase.

Saving it for posterity. I don't why but I feel that this synthesis will come in handy

Ohh I see.

I also have the Marifag definition

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I'm honoured.

Is this Kaworufag talking to himself?

A Reifag falseflagging as a Kaworufag posted it a thread then deleted it immediately after.

Reifag posted the post that responded to him and then deleted it right after.

Shinji > Ritsuko > Gendo > Kaji > Rei > Misato > Asuka

Asuka was the second best pilot. Good for her.

Yeah