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STIPE AND VOLK
Who was the best prime minister ever and why was it Earl Grey?
fuck it cant calm down, just wanna fucking do something, go start a political party, go to tibet do something
Every street fight I've had as an adult I've been too drunk to defend myself
Imagine being punched in the nose over and over and over and not being able to raise your arms or be knocked down, felt like Guy Fawkes getting tortured for information
In boxing matches i've sparred with guys much much bigger than me and held my own so I know i'm not a fann-fann
How will we ever recover if Stipe loses
First McGregor and then this.
It'll all be over
Foundations by Kate Nash is a fucking tune
lot of hills in tibet.
Most street fights come down to who has had more to drink
used to always be me lol
S o b e r 2 0 1 8
Great shout
Noice
surprised ive never gotten into a drunk fight whilst at uni so far. had lead up to scraps in clubs squaring up to people but nothing goes further than that. it'll be when i'm moving past with mates, tap a lad on the shoulder to be like just coming past mate. don't push into them at all. then 9/10 most are fine and are like sound mate. then you have one cunt who tries to be a hard man and not be ok with it and stare you down to show off. i dont take that shit
>ywn never lead a platoon of Tibetan Warriors against the chink menace
Hit me with some deep music senpai
burgos in, lets fucking go
i've absolutely desrved every black eye, hurt back, fucked neck, broken watch and broken nose i've had
fiver on volkan TKO/KO in the 2nd
19/1
what time is the stipe esposed to start
ill only be a cunt when drunk in situations like that. otherwise i wont really start shit. but wont take shit like that when drunk if that makes sense
after this is DC fight, which could be a 5 rounder maybe. id say 5 or just after perhaps
There is something strangely satisfying about getting the shit kicked out of you. Maybe it's just me. Next day isn't so good though
was saying this to a mate earlier, would be interesting or fun to get into the cage and have a fight against an equal weight/size opponent and see how you fare in hand 2 hand combat
i'm not really me when i'm blackout drunk
just pure unadulterated hate, I've seen recordings of myself and there is nothing in the eyes but bitter hate. scared the shit out of me
surprisingly people don't like to be around that
What the fuck lol
ive always wanted to get into boxing but i dont know anyone else who trains and im too much of a wimp to go to a random gym blind asking to join on my own.
do ju jitsu because boxing can give you brain damage
Done a bit of thai and always regretted not taking it further and doing some amateur fights. Plan to go back soon
go to your local boxing gym and ask how to join or to start basic lessons mate. just got to make that first leap and you're good.
yikes that hits home sometimes when i get absolute black out drunk i have 0 filter at all
its just embarrassing getting into any fight, especially if you live with family
aye jj is great to take up
So it is just me?
I like walking around with a black eye but the actual feeling of getting battered is awful
I watched The Darkest Hour tonight, and it was disappointingly the most boring film I have ever seen In my life.
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do these look like shit and how would they look to the average normie?
peng tings on my WhatsApp and my iPhone too
i just want to throw some punches, love the training overall, did it when i was 16/17.
i go to the gym now but all i do is swimming, rowing and some free weights. feel like some proper training would do me the world of good, something with some tough techniques, maybe jj would be better.
yes and no mate
Don't purchase trainers on mandy is all I'm saying
What's the latest with Brexit? Is it happening or not?
ive no idea how to score these, is burgos winning?
notpaid much attention desu, watching the rory fight in bellator
it's boring as fuck watching 2 nobodies
I stand corrected
You need some boxing or kickboxing/muay thai as well as Jitz or you'll be at a disadvantage.
that uppercut was fucking ruthless
fucking hell lol. rip 20 notes.
well done the winner
unlucky feller
Caesar is about to lose his bet too
I predict i'll be the only winner the night
Yes you most certainly do. The "nobodies" have nothing to lose and everything to prove, as well as being somewhat outside the pressure of media obligations. Sometimes their fights are shit, sometimes they're off the charts.
what bet lad? got 15 on stipe win. and 5 on volk 2nd round TKo or KO. which the latter is just a banter bet
Co-main upcoming. This'll be interesting.
you'll lose the banter bet
>Cormier about to win
>Jon Jones jumps in the ring and kos him
no harm done, just me being an idiot betting on stuff ive no idea about.
>jon jones runs in and KO's him straight
>checks to see if he left any evidence there
>drive off from the pregnant DC
thought of a song in my head, perfeect, light and contemplative -- can't remember what it's called.
Gave a feeling of existence before essence.
LOOK GUYS I'M NOT A RACIST IM ROOTING FOR THE BLACK GUY
>comes out to game of thrones theme song
wtf why
volk walked out to GoT music go on my son
if you really want to fuck up the red terror then go japanese, wasnt that long ago they killed fucking millions of them
youtube.com
i-is this the main event?
co main mate
ma fokin stream died
nice 1
>30% bf v 10% bf
Cormier looks like a burger bar manager
ZOLTAN or whatever his name is is shitting himself
fucking HPYE LADS GETS HYPEEEEE
FRYD CHIKUN MUFUGGA
Here we go lads. This is a fight.
gl lads enjoy
That reach is big
Calmed down a lot now lads, that was a very interesting experience
glad you enjoyed it bro
black guy looks to be handling it
There is no point hitting this guy for a bodyshot he's so fat
You had a great time lad. Read your posts back tomorrow. Loving life
There cunts are gonna be so fucking tired now
thank you lid
Oh ahah fuck me i was off my nutter
what a first round.
volkans fucked btw. dc submission this round
should be over round2
gg's
fucking embarrassing. now watch stipe fucking lose
Don't sweat it. Brought out the best in you desu
Absolutely bullied him
He just fucking sat on him the fat bastard
Stipe Miocic
R o u n d 1 k n o c k o u t
>watched the blues brothers with the family earlier
>it's literally my favourite film
>haven't seen it in a few years
>realise I agree with the straw men Nazis in it.
>realise I agree Aretha Franklin should get back in the kitchen
>notice so many little things in the film that we've lost in society today.
>Carrie Fisher is gorgeous in it though
...
THE SIZE OF ROGANS HEAD MAN
...
Cormier is a good bloke can tell he's genuine
fucking hell lads dont even have words
you lot up to anything tomorrow?
Looks like he has to shave his forehead
been through it many times, knowing what you know now has disarmed one of their strongest weapons. no film will be the same
It's already tomorrow mate
sleeping this hangover off watching netflix and ordering ubereats probably