What would you do with a tiny waifu?

What would you do with a tiny waifu?

fuck

Get fucked.

Put in jar, fill jar with various bodily fluids. Shake well.

See if I can swallow her and find a doctor who can film the digestive process happening.

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What a prefect onahole.

It wouldnt fit

She can hug my dick with her hands and legs, thus providing some stimulation.

I was expecting guro for a moment there.

I'll be poking her holes with toothpicks

Do you think she could put her arm in my urethra?

For some anons, it will.

What wouldn't fit?

Stomach deformation.

Play dress-up.

Nothing sexually fulfilling for me.
I'd protect her though, being that small is dangerous. I'd be terrified I'd step on or otherwise harm her if I didn't see her *crunch*. Heaven forbid a large spider/cat/bird/wasp gets near her.
I'm having panic attacks just thinking about it.
I imagine she'd need a driveable RC car or train W/tracks to to get around the house too.

Spoil her. The first thing I'd do is acquire some kind of dollhouse for her.

Make sure to use a cotton swob to clean those hard to reach places user

Who is the artist? The other ones I could find but not this one

Go around with her on my shoulder/head.

>fun-sized blondes

ask her to drive and bully her for not being able to reach the pedal

Onahole

>You will never feel the heat of a minigirl's genitals on your finger while you feed her a miniature piece of toast

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Put my tiny dick in her pooper.

Make her climb my cock

If he does this I will Sharia his shitty hand.

stick her in my benis