What the fuck did I just watch ?

Robert Cruz
Robert Cruz

What the fuck did I just watch ?

All urls found in this thread:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QkipWXIcb-o
https://nhentai.net/g/98735/
https://nhentai.net/g/178445/
Juan Sanchez
Juan Sanchez

Beginner's cooperative toothbrushing

Gabriel Cox
Gabriel Cox

Strong family values and oral hygiene

Caleb Howard
Caleb Howard

Proper brother etiquette.

Liam Parker
Liam Parker

I watched that scene with my sister. Was cool as fuck.

Kayden Rodriguez
Kayden Rodriguez

you now remember oral hygiene bro

David Thompson
David Thompson

Magic.
Also the key plot point on that doujin where Senjyogahara forces Karen to rape Araragi in order for him to feel intense shame

Joshua Smith
Joshua Smith

Fucking RNG is no joke, m8. The dude looks like he has been through Vietnam.

Adam Wilson
Adam Wilson

I've watched Kripp during that entire span of time. He doesn't look significantly different like that would suggest. Cherry picked images and/or shopped.

Dominic Reed
Dominic Reed

One of the greatest scenes in anime history?

Jonathan Cox
Jonathan Cox

Just watched the entire series.

I liked the anime but Kizumonogatari was just so much fun to watch.

Had a satisfying amount of action to keep it interesting, incredible fan service, and great art and animation.

What's your guys favorite arc and opening?
Hanekawa Neko

Isaiah Reed
Isaiah Reed

Hitagi End will always be my favorite.

Charles Long
Charles Long

Now try to brush your little sister's teeth if you have one.

Landon Diaz
Landon Diaz

Koimonogatari

Brody King
Brody King

This is without a doubt the greatest fanservice scene in the history of anime.

Jacob Fisher
Jacob Fisher

oops wrong favorite OP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QkipWXIcb-o

Evan Martin
Evan Martin

I'm not a degenerate.

I also only have an onee-chan.

Michael Carter
Michael Carter

I'm still mad she cut off that hair.

Jaxson Peterson
Jaxson Peterson

A censored oral sex scene.

Adrian Nelson
Adrian Nelson

More like why the fuck did he pass up best girl

Tyler Myers
Tyler Myers

Same but she got the best bod.

Pretty much all the girls cut their hair was a turn for the worst

Eli Thomas
Eli Thomas

Because she wasn't good enough

Oliver Richardson
Oliver Richardson

SHUT UP SHUT YOU FUCKING FUCKING FAGGOT

Michael Morgan
Michael Morgan

Cat is made for bulli and fucking n chucking

Mason Watson
Mason Watson

le tsundere crab cunt
Fuck off.

Landon Stewart
Landon Stewart

Can we just stop beating around the bush and post best girl

Asher Baker
Asher Baker

in terms of interactions
Araragi and Monkey > Kaiki > Araragi and Bat > Araragi and Snail > Araragi and Doll > Popucrab and Pipicat > Math > Monkey with rest > Ougi > Kagenui > Meme > Bee > Araragi and Cat > Bird > Araragi and Crab > Gaen > SNAKE? SNAAAAAAAAAAAKE

Dylan Peterson
Dylan Peterson

All of her forms were 10/10 in Kizu

Matthew Moore
Matthew Moore

Araragi is sexy but god he looks like a freak after he graduates.

Camden Watson
Camden Watson

A Naked Gun reference.

Thomas Lopez
Thomas Lopez

Teen>loli>adult desu

Samuel Rodriguez
Samuel Rodriguez

Is that why he forces all the women around him to cut their hair? So he has the longest hair?

Truly, Araragi Koyomi is worse than Hitler.

Benjamin Brown
Benjamin Brown

Araragi and Monkey is heavily overrated. Kaiki x Everyone > Bee+Bird x Cat > everything else

Carson Parker
Carson Parker

meth addicts general

Nathaniel Allen
Nathaniel Allen

you cant do that without providing source

Justin Anderson
Justin Anderson

if you see someone on a daily basis then you tend to don't notice changes that happen over time

Brody Davis
Brody Davis

Is Ougi the spoogiest character in all of anime? She seriously gives me the creeps

Adrian Miller
Adrian Miller

Garbage show ?
muh deep meaning

Jack Hall
Jack Hall

It's not shit because it's pretentious, but because it's low-brow harem trash.

Brayden Roberts
Brayden Roberts

sleeve dickings

Sebastian Walker
Sebastian Walker

https://nhentai.net/g/98735/

Let me be clear that the doujin isn't just that, but there's still a large chunk dedicated to just that.

Connor Hernandez
Connor Hernandez

Hanamonogatari was where she was seriously freaking me the fuck out. I was convinced she had ripped off Kaiki's skin and was wearing it.

Hudson Jackson
Hudson Jackson

You watched one of the most based mcs doing cute things with his gfs

Jackson Johnson
Jackson Johnson

https://nhentai.net/g/178445/
This is also a good one if you haven't seen it yet

Aaron Turner
Aaron Turner

I have not. Thank you.

Blake Martin
Blake Martin

I like lewd anime, is this anime worth watching? I don't give a fuck about the plot.

Joshua Anderson
Joshua Anderson

It's a lot of words words words and then fanservice, then it repeats.

Blake Thomas
Blake Thomas

Oh yeah.

Jace Bailey
Jace Bailey

into the log it goes then. I will watch it after I end playing Planescape Torment.

Jace Martinez
Jace Martinez

Question.

Doll calls Araragi "Koyomi Onee-san", at least that's how I hear it. But the subs usually have it translated as "Devilish Big Brother".

Is it a play on words, with her actually saying "Koyomi Oni-Chan?" Or am I just reading shitty subs?

Aiden Nguyen
Aiden Nguyen

Doll always calls Araragi oni-chan which is a play on oni (devil) and onii-chan (brother)
But the subs usually have it translated as "Devilish Big Brother"
what the fuck kind of subs are you using

Brody Parker
Brody Parker

Hitagi End or Shinobu Time, and Everybody's Circulation unironically

Luis James
Luis James

I actually switch between sub group depending entirely on how lazily I can get them. Other times it's Devil Boy, other times it's Devil Brother.

Mason Powell
Mason Powell

Pornogatari

Nolan Carter
Nolan Carter

Just go for Coalgirls all the way, they have the most consistent quality Monogatari translation

Christian Roberts
Christian Roberts

I should rewatch Nise

Kevin Murphy
Kevin Murphy

You can't be this much retarded

Lucas Edwards
Lucas Edwards

How so?

Parker Kelly
Parker Kelly

Not him but I think coal girls also use's "devilish big brother"

It's been a while so I might be wrong

Eli Edwards
Eli Edwards

Just started Tsukimonogatari, and Ononoki is cute. CUTE!

Jason Cox
Jason Cox

Is nhentai down for anyone else?

Evan Diaz
Evan Diaz

He feeds on the power of girls hair to grow stronger. It's the only way for him to grow his own hair out. Truly this is the only reason he woos so many girls to begin with.

Jonathan Nelson
Jonathan Nelson

Something unique

Josiah Reyes
Josiah Reyes

Hitagi End for one simple reason

Jaxson Howard
Jaxson Howard

He wants to marry Hitagi
He wants to die with Shinobu
Even now(Musubi) he probably would die for Hanekawa
Nisio doesn't care, right? It's annoying. He should punish Araragi for this shit. Kill Hitagi for example.

Brody Campbell
Brody Campbell

Coalgirls is an encoding group.

Noah Hall
Noah Hall

Error 522
Connection timed out
Yes

Aaron Jackson
Aaron Jackson

My proudest fap

Juan Collins
Juan Collins

Thinking brushing your imouto's teeth is degenerate
Reddit spacing
Must be suffering to be a lowborn with shit taste.

Camden Green
Camden Green

One of the greatest moments of animr history.
Someone in the studio said "Hey, let's make a 7 minute long scene as uncomfortable as possible where a brother incestuously brushes his imoutos teeth."
And everyone was like "Yeah sure let's do it"

Justin Evans
Justin Evans

t. kaiki cum bucket

Dominic Brown
Dominic Brown

toothbrush

Dylan Bennett
Dylan Bennett

Nisio doesn't care, right? It's annoying.

Hard to say at this point if he cares, he has been dragging it out so long with any apparent change. But he even brought back Mayoi from the afterlife, I really don't see him killing off any major characters...

Kayden Harris
Kayden Harris

Reminder that anyone who wants Hitagi to have more screentime doesn't understand her character

Julian Perry
Julian Perry

A series giving up on being anything but pornography

Joshua Howard
Joshua Howard

If anything I admire how flexible Monogatari and its characters are. It can have almost porn like the toothbrush scene and then something incredibly artistic like Hitagi End.

Liam Wood
Liam Wood

Not even tsundere.
Not even tsun.
She's openly hostile.

Austin Taylor
Austin Taylor

It's a shame that there's no real way to know if that's actually true or even if it was one guy to begin with.

It also pisses me off that he mentions that they watched Bake together but never if they moved onto Nise.

Julian Bell
Julian Bell

Can't find a translation
First the two parter with her and Senjyogahara and now this

Tyler Young
Tyler Young

Only out of love

Owen James
Owen James

I want to see Adult Shinobu making this face.

Josiah Ramirez
Josiah Ramirez

cutting out their conversation about ribs and collarbones being the best part of lolis

Gavin White
Gavin White

he doesn't get it

Nicholas Rodriguez
Nicholas Rodriguez

Implying that the collarbone isn't a top tier body part of any woman
Boobs > Ass > Clavicle

John Davis
John Davis

pretty sure that's Tsuki-

Isaiah Watson
Isaiah Watson

Why was Nise so much more fan service-y compared to Bake? Like literally all the chicks got constant lewd shots at every second they were on screen. Did the director or something change?

Hunter Bailey
Hunter Bailey

spooky ougi

Nathan Edwards
Nathan Edwards

BASED ORAL HYGIENE BRO. He will not be forgotten.

Aiden Hill
Aiden Hill

The best girl.

Elijah Green
Elijah Green

I'm saying that collarbone molestation scene had less context without their conversation on the subject.

Lucas Taylor
Lucas Taylor

Is this worth watching, I never watched a single monogotari.

The visuals hurt my eyes

Jeremiah Hill
Jeremiah Hill

Seriously that entire thing went from cute to disturbing very quickly
Shame it's almost 100% fake

Michael Rodriguez
Michael Rodriguez

It's pretentious but it's still well written especially compared to most other fanservice heavy shlock.

I don't know how the visuals hurt your eyes, though.

Elijah Butler
Elijah Butler

Then don't watch it

Camden Williams
Camden Williams

Give it a shot. Plenty of people get over the visuals or whatever other hangups they initially had and end up loving it. Some people don't. But it's worth a try.

Nolan White
Nolan White

when they go back in time and she wants to molest young araragi
Hnng

Tyler Williams
Tyler Williams

yes

Hunter Davis
Hunter Davis

when she goes full cake form and treats rararagi like a shota

Caleb Powell
Caleb Powell

he doesn't get it

Joseph Young
Joseph Young

Best Shinobu

Leo Reed
Leo Reed

Future Shinobu is the most tragic Shinobu.

Evan Adams
Evan Adams

Ougi is a vampire. She's feeding on Hanekawa's appeal.
Soon she'll be too powerful to stop.

Caleb Flores
Caleb Flores

They better not cut this from Owari season 2


Gaen-san sits Ononoki-chan on her lap.

It’s hard to tell because she’s expressionless, but Ononoki-chan seems a bit uncomfortable—I can’t say for sure whether dolls actually have emotions or not, but I can understand that feeling of hers quite well.

As someone who is currently being held on the adult Shinobu’s lap in a similar fashion, that is.

…To my regret, I’ve done this to Shinobu plenty of times before, so I can’t think of any excuse to refuse our current positioning, but still, as someone of the age to be graduating high school, being held in the arms of an older woman like this feels rather awkward, or perhaps I should say embarrassing, or perhaps I should say “stop it Hachikuji please don’t look at me like that.”

Shinobu, on the other hand, has her arms wrapped around my torso like it’s the most natural thing in the world, holding me tightly as if to stop me from falling out of her arms—with her chin resting on top of my head.

...
...

As she says that, Shinobu, who already has me in her arms, wraps her legs around me, too. She’s now sitting cross-legged with my body at the center, awfully unrefined posture for an adult to assume—or so you would think, but when it’s Shinobu doing it, it turns into a pretty manly and cool pose. No fair.

Elijah Stewart
Elijah Stewart

So, you mean she's going to turn shit? What a shame.

Joseph Stewart
Joseph Stewart

She already has more appeal.

Jeremiah Johnson
Jeremiah Johnson

Art

Nolan Bennett
Nolan Bennett

kizu
the best
it doesn't even belong to the minigatari series

Luis Butler
Luis Butler

the best love story ever told

Ethan Russell
Ethan Russell

God shes such best girl it hurts

Nathan Wright
Nathan Wright

pure love and metaphors for sexual intercourse

Hunter Sanchez
Hunter Sanchez

So I brush my teeth very diligently twice a day, but they still have a yellowish tint to them. What do?

William Martinez
William Martinez

whitening strips/gel

failing that, belt sander

Connor Brown
Connor Brown

I have heard from some who read Shinobumonogatari that there is a very lewd scene when Araragi meets princess Acerola in heaven(human Shinobu). The girl Kiss-Shot killed in order to break the curse.

Here I am wondering how Araragi even got to heaven when he is supposed to go to hell.

Brayden Roberts
Brayden Roberts

They yellow tint is due to the natural color of your teeth. If you want them white you'll have to use some kind of whitening like said

Julian Garcia
Julian Garcia

I'm retarded. Care to elaborate?

Hunter Butler
Hunter Butler

Actual (random, yet point of interest) spoilers from ShinobuMonogatari:

-For one thing, we're all fucking morons. The title of this arc is "Shinobu Mastered", not Mustard as we've all been using for months.

-Sodachi only has one line in the novel. At one point due to reasons Araragi is looking to people for help with basic things, and needs people to make food. So he's calling people and making a mental list of "success" and "failure" in who he ropes in. Kanbaru is a success, as he calls her up and basically goes in his usual Koyomin way,"Kanbaru, could you to be my slave tonight as usual, and make me food?" to which she just goes 'yup'. But because RRRG is distracted and an idiot he then immediately calls Euler and goes "Sodachi, be my slave tonight too and please handmake a meal for me," To which she replies,"Don't think you'll even live till tonight." and hangs up.

-Shinobu doesn't really remember or feel much about her time when she was Human prior to being Kiss-Shot-Acerola-Heart-Under-Blade, and this is because that Acerola-hime part of her was split off into a kind of separate existence (think Piccolo and Kami).

-Araragi has made one new friend, Hamukai Meniko (female), in college. Since she's the first completely non-kaii related, non "kaii-problems-brought-us-together" friend he's made since turning his life around, he values her alot. She's a little bit like Aoii in Zaregoto. She's a bit of a genius when it comes to code breaking and similar things.

-This was all common sense due to what we already knew, but Araragi lives at home and commutes to school via his yellow bug. Since this takes place just around the same time NadeMonogatari and shortly after HanaMonogatari, Koyomi is still rocking that hideous long-ass hair style for the entire book.

Cooper Edwards
Cooper Edwards

-Actual (barebones) plot spoilers follow. The crux of the book, as has been talked about, revolves around a series of kaii attacks mostly on members of the Naoetsu high girls basketball team. The attacks suck all the blood out and mummy-ize the victims, although they are still """alive""", essentially failed vampire turnings. The first victim is just out and out missing, and there are three other mummies (a fourth turns up midway).

Gaen recruits Arararararagi to solve the mystery as her 'agent' on the promise that she will leave him alone completely till he graduates college, and make sure others do too. Surprisingly, Gaen isn't really that good with mystery-solving stuff and isn't really proactive, she basically just coordinates and uses other people and their knowledge and skills.

The novel plays out like a mystery/detective work, albeit monogatari style. The first half, give or take, is about getting to the point where Koyomi and co. find out about Deathtopia SuicideMaster being alive again and in town and finding her. This involves meeting up with Kanbaru and her friend Higasa (who cameo'd in Hana but becomes much more of a character here) to gain info on the volleyball victims/ The latest one left a dying (living) message on her phone in code. Solving the code takes a bit and requires the help of the aforementioned Hamukai and a bunch of Nishioishin word/number fucker, to eventually get to Deathtopia's initials as a calling card.

The novel's second half has some twists and turns. You, the reader, given monogatari flow and tradition, are lead to believe that they will track down Deathtopia, have verbal sparring, get into a brief fight with her, and then she'll be beaten with hax or talk-no-jutsu's into submission. None of this is what happens whatsoever. It turns into the classic mystery/detective "here is the obvious culprit which fits all the evidence, but is it REALLY this person? Or are they being framed, is it a red herring?".

Connor James
Connor James

For Deathtopia is in a state of death/sealing and was buried herself. Hence why, if you read the one chapter Mirrored Translations did, they're having a ceremony to "resurrect" her. A lot of people get involved by this point like Ononoki and Hachikuji (who, despite being 'god', is more like Gaen's bitc--I mean errand girl). There is a bunch of cute Shin-Onoki-Kuji loli trio interaction like in Shinobu Time.

In the end, though various ordeals, Araragi first reasons out that Deathtopia (who hadn't eaten anyone in 600 years) isn't responsible. Rather, the first of the victims, one Kiseki Souwa, the one who just flat out vanished, got turned by DVS and used her new powers to take out SuicideMaster herself (food poisoning, don't ask) and went to town on her team using her name.

But then there's a double twist where it's revealed that she is ALSO a red herring/framed, and the true culprit is the very first mummy-ized girl that was found, Harimaze Kie. The prologue of the whole novel opens with Kie's POV and how fucking miserable she is with her life and ends with her getting vamped. The narrative trick being it wasn't to give readers a glimpse of the first victim to set the stage, but the ""Birth of a Supervillain"" moment. Kie might end up being the new Math, or at least something along those lines, because she's mentally fucked in Nishio's typical study in mental paradoxes, I-did-kaii-once-and-now-I'm-so-FUCKED-in-the-head that he loves.

Anyway, they deal with Kie (this involves Gaen giving up since it's so serious and calling in Kagenui for full rampage mode, for those who were jonesing for her), which fixes her victims, and Deathtopia leaves the city, almost certainly to show up later.

Nolan White
Nolan White

Thanks for the summary user.

Jason Jones
Jason Jones

Thanks user. Sad no Ougi but Kagenui doing stuff is great.

Kayden Turner
Kayden Turner

Feels good to be a Crabfag

Jace Russell
Jace Russell

I'm not sure how "Shinobu Mastered" is supposed to make much more sense than "Shinobu Mustard" but I'll take your word for it.

How does Deathtopia react to Shinobu's current situation?

Blake Kelly
Blake Kelly

I didn't use to think much of it but after watching the 2nd and 3rd movies its hard for me to understand his reasoning

Jace Anderson
Jace Anderson

spooky has a big butt

Benjamin Cook
Benjamin Cook

-Shinobu doesn't really remember or feel much about her time when she was Human prior to being Kiss-Shot-Acerola-Heart-Under-Blade, and this is because that Acerola-hime part of her was split off into a kind of separate existence (think Piccolo and Kami).
If they are separate existences how\why are they speaking? Koyomi and Acerola don't know each other? or does Acerola still know the things Shinobu knows?

Kayden Morris
Kayden Morris

The entire novel is about Shinobu's vampire 'Master', Deathtopia, and figuratively about her relatioship with Araragi and how much she's changed and in part the contrasts between the stages of her life.

On the second hand, the vampire master/thrall lineage plays a big part in the twists and unraveling the mystery from DVS, to Kiseki Souwa, to Harimaze Kie.

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Other random tidbits.

At one point Araragi decides he needs to seriously punish himself for stuff he feels guilty about. The punishment he comes up with is "going to visit Sodachi at her new digs to try and play around and have a good time". Which as a further note seems to mean that this is post breakup #1 as detailed in Musubi.

Araragi crashes a pajama party at Kanbaru's place with some of the other basketball girls to funny results. If you remember the reaction Kanbaru got in Hana when her classmates learned she as textbuddies with the "famous Araragi-senpai?! THAT Arararagi-senpai?!" There's more of that.

Austin Powell
Austin Powell

So Sodachi early spoilers were correct, but she still didn't properly appear. At least we learn a little more about how she was living then.

Though was the part of crab dying her hair to Sodachi's color and being jealous of her cooking also true?

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