What would you do if you were him?
What would you do if you were him?
Just quickly kiss the cat. See what happens.
which one "him" you dipshit
Nibble on ears
There is only one that is male
Suck his penis.
They are both male.
I'd make that cute lil catboi bury his face between my ass cheeks and eat my butthole while he jerked me with his soft little hands.
y'all need to face the truth
One of them is female until proven otherwise.
Find bluehair mcbestgirl
You faggots go so far to justify your lust. Just accept it, you like men. That's okay.
>Not doing that to him
What are you, gay?
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grab that cat and absolutely destroy his boipussy till it can never recover
like gape him to the point no other man can satisfy him type ruin
What if she lied so she could become a knight?
There's a novel for his backstory.
>1 200 000 views
>24 000 likes
No cat should hold this amount of power.
the real question is should you gag felix?
those meows and murrs would be cute but at the same time i bet he would hate being gagged
He is straight.
not after i'm done with him
Have kids
Profess my love for him and ask if he wants to go out for a drink sometime, followed by some non-homosexual ploughing of his kitty butt pussy.
>non-homosexual ploughing of his kitty butt pussy.
but you would give him a reach around and jerk his small barbed cat cock right? wouldn't that make it a bit gay?
tell him to back off or clip him across the ears
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>felix
Id do both and yes I'm pretty gay.
that's the joke
>tfw you will never mindbreak ferri till he thinks hes a girl and craves your human cock
why live?
Raep
>forcing a cute innocent cat boi to lick your smelly ass
rude desu
Have a crossdressing competition to see who is the better trap
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Impregnate all the girls
That anime was so bad.
name of show??
Re_Zero
>forcing
I bet he'd be more than happy to.
Smalltime.
hug catboi
rub the ears.
I wonder if he would squirt kitty cream if you touched his ears just right
I wonder this often
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Even Satan dubs is disappointed
the only thing disappointing here is that I'm the only one asking the important questions
>tfw you will never get ferri declawed and neutered
;-;
Don't do that
why not?
if i own him i get to decide if he has his balls like any pet right?
and i don't want him scratching me
>not wanting him to scratch up your back as he rides you
>not wanting to bully his cute testes and dick
well he could keep them for a while, might be fun flicking them
and he would be caged most of the time
but eventually they have gotta go
maybe even his barbs
Tell Subaru I'm not a fag and go eat Crusch's ass
you are a horrible person
thanks, i try my best
>implying most fags/sissies don't want to be castrated
you would offer them up to the first guy who asks...
>Catgirl (Male)
>No Heterochromia.
No wonder why he loves Emilia.