Has there ever been a cuter couple in all of anime than Asuka and Shinji?

Has there ever been a cuter couple in all of anime than Asuka and Shinji?

ITS NOT LIKE THAT

me x ya mum

I didn't know I was in anime desu

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>couple

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Asuka hates Shinji though.

Ore Monogatari.

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god i wish i read moon runes

Kaworu and Shinji (not a kaworufag btw)

They weren't really ever a 'couple'. Kaworu was far closer to a loving relationship than Asuka.

really gets the ol' noggin a joggin

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Amelie's art is good, but it feels OOC.

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Will these ever be translated?

Yes, these two.

not unless someone pays for them

If I win the lottery ($1m+) I'll commission a bunch for everyone.

Just learn japanese

There's a app out there where you point the camera at doujins and it'll translate it or something, forget the name

I suppose you could just type it all out painstakingly in translate or something...

>t. someone that never cheated on spanish homework with a translator
machine translators don't work that well, they can't describe subtleties in the language, or even sentence structure.

I used a picture translator as a test, it is complete gibberish

They range from "Interested" in the earlier episodes to "Hate your guts" mid EoE, to "???" at the very, very end.

I wouldnt call they cute, but they sure as hell were interesting.

I tried doing with it google translate in handwriting mode and it was translating everything wrong.

>anno has a hard on for christian symbolism
>ending of the movie has only two humans left on earth, a male and female
what did the master mean by this?

Kaworu and Shinji

It means Anno (shinji) wants to fuck his waifu (Asuka) as much as he wants to fuck his husbando (Kaworu (Ikuhara))

Yes.

I swear I can physically see the sexual tension clogging the air every time I watch this show.

Thats because Anno did a good job.

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Yui got tired of seeing all the pent up sexual frustration and decided to take matters into her own hands.

Given how she acted and how much she tried to help shinji during the series, i think she honestly would do it if she had the chance.

Of course.

This Asuka only likes CHADS with the biggest cock, there is no way Asuka would go with a dicklet like Shinji.

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Krillin x Lazuli is good but Vegeta x Bulma is good shit too
Yolo with this picture, but dont care love them

I've seen cuter.

Disgusting

But

>Relationship consists of the former getting annoyed at and nearly killing the latter

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I don't know how to eat noodles like that with a fork.

Asuka has literally 0 romantic feelings for Shinji, self inserters eternally btfo

I actually liked them together but their relationship is the opposite of cute

This, Kaworu is practically the only guy, nay the only person who actually understood and empathize Shinji. I don't care if it's gay, my nigga Shinji deserves better than all these thots.

Did we watch the same show?

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>codependent couple
>cute

Asuka/Shinji fags have been romanticizing unhealthy relationships and domestic abuse since EVA first released. This is nothing new.

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They never even met

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>what is fiction

>wants to watch shinji jerk off and hold her
>brainlets continue to try and say she had no interest in him

Explain further then.

>She openly rejects him
hum...

Okay, imagine friends with benefits, now imagine the complete opposite where you act like a married couple all the time, except there is no affection or sex or tax benefits.

Remember when Kaworu canonically gangbanged Asuka haha

>implying this matters to shipperfags

Yes.

>abusive relationships aren't abusive if they're fictional
the absolute state of tsunderefags

I love how Shinji eyes is staring at Asuka ass.

>muh emotional abuse
fuck off tumblr

>emotional

Holy shit you know what this thread will devolve into it's been 20 years nobody gives a shit anymore these are just shitpost bait threads please just let it be remembered fondly instead of fighting about it daily for 20 years

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It's never going to end

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/Thread.

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>couple
That's a dog and owner

She is chokingand he is embarassed about it

This is as kawaii as passionate love on BL*CKED

go home so you can get cucked by that jewess again, moot

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DELETE THIS

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Takeo and Yamato.

How far would you go to become her seat?

I'd become the next Hitler.

Tsunderefags like to be abused, apparently.

I'd show her my erection.

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fan art like this actually gives me cancer

Fourth movie when?

Supposedly sometime in later 2018

Anno wanted money, so he made a few movies. He will make the fourth if he wants more money. That's the simple truth.

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How's this even a thing

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>Supposedly sometime in later 2018

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Oh user

Very kind of you, user-kun

I'd lick her slowly through her plugsuit while she ridiculed me and played with my dick.