/heem/: khabib nurmagomedov edition

James Morales
James Morales

Upcoming events:

4/8: UFC 210 - Cormier vs Johnson 2
4/8: Bellator 176 - Carvalho vs Manhoef 2
4/14: Bellator 177 - Dantas vs Caldwell
4/15: UFC on Fox 24 - Johnson vs Reis
4/15: ACB 57 - Yan vs Magomedov
4/16: RIZIN 2017 IN YOKOHAMA - Horiguchi vs Motoya
4/21: Bellator 178 - Straus vs Pitbull 4
4/21: EFN 64 - Alibekov vs Khamitov
4/22: ACB 58 - Askarov vs Leone
4/22: UFC Fight Night 108 - Swanson vs Lobov
4/28: Lion Fight 36 - Wielzen vs Lerdsila
4/29: Glory 40 - Wilnis vs Marcus
5/13: UFC 211 - Miocic vs Dos Santos 2
5/19: Bellator 179 - Daley vs MacDonald
5/20: Glory 41 - TBA
5/20: ACB 61 - TBA
5/26: Lion Fight 37 - TBA
5/28: UFC Fight Night 109 - Gustafsson vs Teixeira
6/3: UFC 212 - Aldo vs Holloway
6/10: UFC FN 110 - TBA
6/16: UFC FN 111 - TBA
6/24: Bellator 180 - Silva vs Sonnen

Previous thread: >>74977515

News:

Bader to make Bellator debut against King Mo
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/04/ryan-bader-to-make-bellator-debut-vs-king-mo-lawal-in-new-york

Damir Hadzovic vs. Marcin Held added to UFC Fight Night 109 in Stockholm
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/04/damir-hadzovic-vs-marcin-held-added-to-ufc-fight-night-109-in-stockholm

Mousasi says he knows how Weidman is going to fight
http://www.mmamania.com/2017/4/1/15136298/gegard-mousasi-says-he-knows-how-chris-weidman-is-going-to-fight-at-ufc-210

UFC signs Naoki Inoue
https://twitter.com/mma_kings/status/847852609499258880

All urls found in this thread:
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/04/ryan-bader-to-make-bellator-debut-vs-king-mo-lawal-in-new-york
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/04/damir-hadzovic-vs-marcin-held-added-to-ufc-fight-night-109-in-stockholm
http://www.mmamania.com/2017/4/1/15136298/gegard-mousasi-says-he-knows-how-chris-weidman-is-going-to-fight-at-ufc-210
https://twitter.com/mma_kings/status/847852609499258880
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/74519114/#74523044
http://www.ufc.com/fighter/alexa-grasso
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-iEAvE_ZbA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-nwIpMMBR_Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tuZpBUiI2k
http://www.bjpenn.com/mma-news/jon-jones/breaking-jones-jones-returns-heavyweight-former-champion/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3eUpf4f8LEU
Josiah Nguyen
Josiah Nguyen

CORAL SPRINGS

David Bell
David Bell

/heem/ is forever

Bless

Oliver Murphy
Oliver Murphy

UFC signs Naoki Inoue

Flyweight = WGAF

My little sister is bigger than those guys

Noah Brooks
Noah Brooks

*GADOODAG*

Nolan Watson
Nolan Watson

Fuck khabib nomakeweightgonedick

Matthew Sullivan
Matthew Sullivan

Anyone who hates Schaub is not a fan of MMA. It's time to grow up.

NotePad unironically deleted his early thread post in the previous thread lol. He's out of his mind.

Michael Bell
Michael Bell

You are the biggest loser on all of /heem/

Jack Diaz
Jack Diaz

Do you have that saved, ClipBoard?

Carson Gray
Carson Gray

Impossible, he's no notepad/spergop/swissop/khabibfan/cruzfan/webmguy/notapersonality

Leo Thomas
Leo Thomas

Do not talk to me or my husband's daughter ever again

Oliver Rivera
Oliver Rivera

Two of those people definitely fucked to create the third, but I'm not sure which is which.

Daniel Young
Daniel Young

have you considered what you're going to do when your graduate high school

How far would he have gone if he had actually had a chin?

Brody Rogers
Brody Rogers

He needed more than just a good chin. That's why Rogan tore into him and forced him to retire.

Nathan Barnes
Nathan Barnes

when your graduate high school

kek

It's good to see that the UFC is trying to make the division deeper
I'm disappointed that they didn't sign more guys from the Cejudo-Benavidez TUF season

Anthony Powell
Anthony Powell

Make threads on /sp/ and kick off if people don't use mine

Wbu?

Wyatt Stewart
Wyatt Stewart

Why does the sperg reply to himself?

Nathan Ward
Nathan Ward

why is Tiger Schaub such a little bitch

Owen Barnes
Owen Barnes

for attention

Jaxon Richardson
Jaxon Richardson

i'm in college majoring in a STEM field

Joseph Long
Joseph Long

I am happy any time someone with dyed hair gets heem'd

Nicholas Collins
Nicholas Collins

congrats you're still a huge loser

Isaac Howard
Isaac Howard

And what are you going to do after that?

Ian White
Ian White

get a job

dwarf

it's normal for someone his age, most babies cry a lot and are very easy to scare

Lucas Watson
Lucas Watson

Anyone got any Dad Kelly webms?

Connor Scott
Connor Scott

get a job
Then what? That can't be your end plan?

Juan Thompson
Juan Thompson

most babies cry a lot and are very easy to scare
sounds just like his dad, although Tiger probably has a better chin even at his current weight class

Ian Nguyen
Ian Nguyen

Guys please I need an honest answer I'm not even trolling, did Schaub really name his kid Tiger or is it some dorky nickname?

Adrian Myers
Adrian Myers

me and a brit made a fuckton of them a while back, you can find them in this thread and the one that comes after it

https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/74519114/#74523044

Nolan Nguyen
Nolan Nguyen

Dustin and Conor are both starting to look like Cody

Adrian Price
Adrian Price

not everyone who sees you for the autistic loser you are is the dwarf, congrats on ruining the general faggot

Brayden Thompson
Brayden Thompson

Bader to make Bellator debut against King Mo
Why is everyone glancing over the fact they had this fight pre made, like they knew Mo was going to win?

Hunter Brown
Hunter Brown

Are fuckton of boards being merged or is it an April fools joke? /o/ is currently unavailable and is said to be merged with some other mechanical board

Christopher Morris
Christopher Morris

Due to cuts in government funding for the arts and our spring break trip to mootxico, we've had to combine a few boards. Try and make some new friends!

Justin Russell
Justin Russell

JUSTFUCKMYSHITUP

Wyatt Campbell
Wyatt Campbell

/mlpol/ is the best board on Sup Forums

To keep this post on topic, what are your opinions on a potential rematch between Michael Johnson and Nate Diaz?

Logan Evans
Logan Evans

Is this your first year on Sup Forums?

Brody Wood
Brody Wood

Won't happen if anything Nate fights Tony

Austin Wright
Austin Wright

blatantly breaks the rule he got banned for
now concerned with being on topic

Brody Stewart
Brody Stewart

Been here since 2009 unironically I never experienced an April fools 4chin joke

Brayden James
Brayden James

There has only been one every year. Somehow all of moots were shittier than this gooks.

Landon Taylor
Landon Taylor

HD stream where

Colton Garcia
Colton Garcia

this gooks
Mate do you actually think Hiro was behind this. It's mostly just the mods and swaglord I imagine, I don't think Hiro even bothers with this place anymore outside of a few complaints about his Ad agency redirecting to malware

You sure

Wyatt Clark
Wyatt Clark

Why would /o/ be completely kill if it wasn't a cruel joke

Jackson Jones
Jackson Jones

Khabib should have been champ for 3 years by now

Chase Stewart
Chase Stewart

Yeah, I doubt Nate would take that fight, since he seems to only want big fights now

i think Johnson could win a rematch, he won the first round pretty clearly, but Nate ran away with the 2nd and 3rd rounds when he got Johnson emotional and lured him into a brawl

I think Johnson would have beaten Nate if he fought like he did in the first round for the whole fight

Jace Murphy
Jace Murphy

Nah, Johnson couldn't get inside Nate was just too long and lanky

Lincoln Cooper
Lincoln Cooper

Sounds like someone should have been more careful

Leo Butler
Leo Butler

the ufc used to have a black ring girl

Wyatt Wood
Wyatt Wood

She did a naked photoshoot and got fired. Then Brittney and Arianny did a naked photoshoot and nothing happened.

Joshua Rogers
Joshua Rogers

When is the april fool shit gonna be over

Gavin Rogers
Gavin Rogers

April 2nd

John Ramirez
John Ramirez

then Arianny flew out to Abu Dhabi to get pooped and peed on and she got loads of moneys

Brayden Lewis
Brayden Lewis

h-how many hours

Adrian Collins
Adrian Collins

8

Jaxson Davis
Jaxson Davis

post pic!!!!!

Carson Jones
Carson Jones

Dude those leaked pictures are nowhere to be found, Arianny must have had good lawyers

Adam Robinson
Adam Robinson

This KO is so weird, it looks like he hit him on the eyebrow, and it doesn't even look like he was swinging that hard. but I guess this goes to show why jack slack is always on about 'creating collisons', it really does double the force of a blow.

Chase Foster
Chase Foster

found a rich white dude and had a career ending pregnancy apparently

Jose Young
Jose Young

would whitewash

Aiden James
Aiden James

Me on the right

Jace White
Jace White

Do you know any heavyweight manlet thats 5'7

Elijah Ortiz
Elijah Ortiz

literally looks like a chimpanzee wearing a ton of makeup

Jackson Hernandez
Jackson Hernandez

>>74989125
interesting

Kevin Adams
Kevin Adams

>>74989125

Camden Davis
Camden Davis

gina carano is 4 years older than ronda

Sebastian Rogers
Sebastian Rogers

4x hotter too

Hudson Gonzalez
Hudson Gonzalez

20 years from now,Flyweights will be 5'10 on average

Jack Cook
Jack Cook

Gina was 26 when she lost to Cyborg
Ronda was 27 when she lost to Holly

Jordan Cooper
Jordan Cooper

200 years from now Heavyweights will be cutting to Flyweight with reverse-engineered alien technology

Leo Rivera
Leo Rivera

And I've got eight years more semen saved up for Gina than for Ronda, so it evens out.

Lincoln Wood
Lincoln Wood

Tfw Rampage lost

Brody Richardson
Brody Richardson

oh well King Mo looked like a goof and now he will get BTFO by Bader in an equally shitty fight

Austin Foster
Austin Foster

Rizin > UFC

Grayson Russell
Grayson Russell

You know that the next Rizin is a PPV, right?

Charles Smith
Charles Smith

heeminder

Jackson Richardson
Jackson Richardson

haha abril bools

you know it senpai

Oliver Ward
Oliver Ward

If you had to impregnate one fighter who would it be? I would choose Valentina because we are the same age and she would make a good wife/mother

John Rivera
John Rivera

RIP Brad

Jacob Phillips
Jacob Phillips

if you don't choose Gabi Garcia you are retarded

David White
David White

Rizin+KSW+Jungle Fight+Bellator+M1 Global combine to form World Championship Fighting(WCF)

Pick the logo

Joshua Butler
Joshua Butler

but I'm straight

Gabriel Foster
Gabriel Foster

any event tonight ?

Kayden Kelly
Kayden Kelly

UFC: Connor vs Floyd is tonight you casual

Jacob Ross
Jacob Ross

Cage warriors is on on fighpass right now

Manuwa is walking out some goof

David Torres
David Torres

ur old

but pic related

Brandon Jones
Brandon Jones

Anyone have any idea when Kron will fight again?

Joshua Foster
Joshua Foster

t.CodyFan

Easton Williams
Easton Williams

I thought about Grasso and even though shes a goddess I'm not sure I'd want to have a half mexican kid

Ryan Flores
Ryan Flores

UFC: Connor vs Floyd
wew i thought that day would never come
who hypeeed!!
ill pass unless paddy the baddy is fighting

Ayden Lewis
Ayden Lewis

I would choose KK because she is always smiling and it would help with my crippling depression, she's also a qt and her leg game is ridiculous.

Oliver Sanders
Oliver Sanders

Paddy is fighting you goof

Colton Jenkins
Colton Jenkins

Why would that be me?
I've never once shown interest in grasso.

Carson Jackson
Carson Jackson

I'm not that cunt, don't ever call me him again or ill do you like a kipper

Leo Lewis
Leo Lewis

not interested in Grasso
extremely interested in Cody
pretty much confirmed you are gay

Adam Bennett
Adam Bennett

Shit sorry lads

Aaron Turner
Aaron Turner

how many bings till paddy?

Camden Murphy
Camden Murphy

probably 45 or so

Christian Stewart
Christian Stewart

thanks friendo

Ryder Evans
Ryder Evans

Why is Ed Milliband doing interviews for Cage Warriors?

Ian Turner
Ian Turner

who should Paddy call today after his upcoming win?

Nathan Jackson
Nathan Jackson

No problemo

He should call Artem and tell him he is coming for him

Xavier Martinez
Xavier Martinez

Lobov

Austin Carter
Austin Carter

Doctor

Jayden Martinez
Jayden Martinez

good fight

Bentley Thomas
Bentley Thomas

interested in good fighters
not interested in memes

you wish you was me

no problem

Carter Reed
Carter Reed

Have you ever been heem'd before?

Benjamin Turner
Benjamin Turner

Yeah during my first muay thai fight. The other guy was in way better shape and I gassed and got destroyed

Brayden Hill
Brayden Hill

CUTE!

Adrian Turner
Adrian Turner

paddy the baddy
why are brits so non-threatening?

Noah Watson
Noah Watson

you don't even fully believe in your own boy baka, plus you said you'd leave that trip after 207

no wonder you got no xmas presents baka

thanks but shes my gf so back off

Julian Gonzalez
Julian Gonzalez

You posted yo bitch, on the /heem/ gen?

Dominic Evans
Dominic Evans

Post some random heems

Hunter Walker
Hunter Walker

This twink is supposed to be a """baddy"""
Low standards these days desu.

Evan Allen
Evan Allen

you don't even fully believe in your own boy baka
Nothing wrong with being worried
Cody is worshipped in my house hold, if he had lost this entire year would of been ruined

Nathaniel Gomez
Nathaniel Gomez

I train at the same place as this Nate Wood watch him hes good

Joshua Lopez
Joshua Lopez

when the blood orc snatched rory's soul and you had to assume a new identity was that year ruined?

Alexander Wright
Alexander Wright

I wasn't on Sup Forums back when Rory fought

David Cooper
David Cooper

I wasn't on Sup Forums back when Rory fought

Stop posting

Benjamin White
Benjamin White

No

Zachary Sanchez
Zachary Sanchez

so... anyone watcing cw?

Jayden Cruz
Jayden Cruz

I wasn't on Sup Forums back when Rory fought

Well, that explains a lot

Ian Price
Ian Price

he hasn't been using Sup Forums for at least 5 years

Daniel Kelly
Daniel Kelly

This is one of my favorite heems of all time

Hendo is a beast

Dominic Rodriguez
Dominic Rodriguez

picket cornerin a goof

Luis Reyes
Luis Reyes

Holy shit that elbow

Jason Butler
Jason Butler

why is is so satisfying when Dariush gets BTFO?

Gavin Hill
Gavin Hill

I know man

Anyone got the webm of him being KO'd by Barboza?

John Foster
John Foster

dunno, he is a nice dude

Jeremiah Edwards
Jeremiah Edwards

Do you have any heroes?

I don’t have an hero, but I admire Georges St-Pierre a lot.

http://www.ufc.com/fighter/alexa-grasso

Adam Martinez
Adam Martinez

not sure if anyone's ever seen this one before

Colton Myers
Colton Myers

/grasso/ time

Nathaniel Martinez
Nathaniel Martinez

Mods: OP made an early thread which is a bannable offence. He has been banned for it in the past.

Jacob Sanchez
Jacob Sanchez

post your favorite /grasso/

Bentley Ortiz
Bentley Ortiz

next 100 posts are designated for /grasso/ posting only. please comply or be banned

Carter Diaz
Carter Diaz

whats next for /grasso/?

Jackson Clark
Jackson Clark

Shooting a lazy shot on Barboza

What did Dariush mean by this?

Joseph Lee
Joseph Lee

probably fighting fartgirl

David Rodriguez
David Rodriguez

if you /grasso/ and proud, now's the time to show it

Juan Carter
Juan Carter

easy fight for /grasso/ desu

Ryan Nelson
Ryan Nelson

wew Dalby got fat

Jonathan Nelson
Jonathan Nelson

/HEEM/ PREDICTS UFC 210

Daniel Cormier vs. Anthony Johnson
Chris Weidman vs. Gegard Mousasi
Cynthia Calvillo vs. Pearl Gonzalez
Thiago Alves vs. Patrick Côté
Will Brooks vs. Charles Oliveira

Jack Brown
Jack Brown

It is literally illegal to redistribute this content. Stop now. I am not joking at all. It is literally a federal law.

Jordan Moore
Jordan Moore

Rumble
Mousasi
Calvillo
Cote
Brooks

Dylan Collins
Dylan Collins

This Paddy kid is one ugly fuck

Landon Miller
Landon Miller

Nads got this lads

Aaron Cox
Aaron Cox

Cormier
Moose
Calvillo
Alves
Oliveira

Matthew Price
Matthew Price

bongs in charge of names

Liam Rogers
Liam Rogers

Johnson
Weidman
Carvillo
Cote
Brooks

Joseph Miller
Joseph Miller

DC
Mousasi
Calvillo
Cote
Brooks

Brandon Ross
Brandon Ross

IT'S TIME!!!

PADDY BOUT TO FIGHT BOYS GET IN HERE

Henry Reyes
Henry Reyes

I really want Paddy to get knocked out

Hunter Sanchez
Hunter Sanchez

Cornmier
Moose
Calvillo
Alves
Brooks

Daniel Hughes
Daniel Hughes

why

Jeremiah Hall
Jeremiah Hall

Daniel Cormier and Chris Weidman

Kevin Jenkins
Kevin Jenkins

goofy scouse cunt

"biggest fight night in britain"

is it fuck

"ill be the pound for pound number 1 within 5 years"

will he fuck

also he lost to Juicy J

Julian Lopez
Julian Lopez

Why do scousers say "la" all the time?

Parker Martin
Parker Martin

DC
Wide Man
Calvillo
Alves
Oliveira

Elijah Gonzalez
Elijah Gonzalez

your gonna see a tko trust me

put money on it

Jack Collins
Jack Collins

get fucked paddy

Nathan Reed
Nathan Reed

taking picks for an event with an AKA main event

Hudson Baker
Hudson Baker

told you guys

nads good

Adam Bell
Adam Bell

bongs make me depressed

Logan Ramirez
Logan Ramirez

If nad wins I get 40 quid

Angel Campbell
Angel Campbell

dat roider bacne

Colton Evans
Colton Evans

Paddy 10-9, more aggressive off his back.

Jace Gutierrez
Jace Gutierrez

10-8 Paddy
He looked like the bigger guy the whole round

Aaron Davis
Aaron Davis

Dalby is terrible

Connor Jones
Connor Jones

Natty Patty is about to make the comeback

Evan Cooper
Evan Cooper

when the potato canoes are cold

Ian Powell
Ian Powell

future lightweight champ. cap this

Carter Martinez
Carter Martinez

THICC

Nathaniel Howard
Nathaniel Howard

20-18 Paddy, very good kicks and a late takedown wins him this round.

Jonathan Cox
Jonathan Cox

19-19

Ethan Barnes
Ethan Barnes

HEAD MOVEMENT BADDY

Blake King
Blake King

have to knock out paddy or crooked judges will give it to him again

Nolan Barnes
Nolan Barnes

20-18 Padmeister

Brandon Gray
Brandon Gray

Paddy is like a young Scouse Maia desu, serviceable stand up but great takedowns and ground game.

Parker Sullivan
Parker Sullivan

you're not wrong lad

Easton Rogers
Easton Rogers

3-0 not paddy

Oliver Thomas
Oliver Thomas

i want to see him fight yair so fucking bad

David Thomas
David Thomas

gassed

Joshua Thompson
Joshua Thompson

30-27 Paddy, great back take.

Caleb Ramirez
Caleb Ramirez

I am seriously worried about paddys fight iq

Cameron Rivera
Cameron Rivera

Theyre gonna give this to paddy and I'm not gonna get my 40 pounds am I

Brandon Johnson
Brandon Johnson

30-27 Padderz

Christian Martin
Christian Martin

My Score Card: 30-27 Nad
Liverpool Score Card 29-28 Paddy

Blake Garcia
Blake Garcia

same here

Liam Ortiz
Liam Ortiz

same here

Jonathan Rivera
Jonathan Rivera

My Score Card: 40-36 Nad
Liverpool Score Card 38-38 Paddy

Ryder Cruz
Ryder Cruz

same here

James Nelson
James Nelson

If Paddy doesn't finish, he lost.

Luke Martinez
Luke Martinez

Paddy is trash. Fucking honeydicked into watching this shit.

Austin Lee
Austin Lee

Paddy 40-36, close round but Paddy had more top control.

Jace Sanders
Jace Sanders

SPORTS WAR

Aiden Sullivan
Aiden Sullivan

You reckon? I think Paddy's been getting slaughtered.

Bentley Stewart
Bentley Stewart

there is no chance the will give this to Paddy RIGHT

Ryder Parker
Ryder Parker

nah im just memeing, Paddy might get a gift decision lol

Joshua Gray
Joshua Gray

poopy pimple BTFO

David Russell
David Russell

omg that single leg is pathetic 5 rounds of that garbage

Blake Cruz
Blake Cruz

wasnt paddy pimbly wimbly throwing up blood after his last fight? and they gave him the win

Jordan Scott
Jordan Scott

ever been a clearer 50-45?

Nicholas Cox
Nicholas Cox

ferrero rochers and hot chocolate

Carson Wilson
Carson Wilson

dunno la

Anthony Stewart
Anthony Stewart

Aren't limey judges really biased? is there a chance the give it to paddy

Joseph Parker
Joseph Parker

50-45 Paddy, just incredible the heart of Narmani keeping the fight alive.

Liam Cooper
Liam Cooper

naddy the baddy

Camden Thomas
Camden Thomas

My Score Card: 50-45 Nad
Liverpool Score Card 48 - 47 Nad

Ethan Cox
Ethan Cox

I'm gonna win 40 pounds lads!!

Asher Baker
Asher Baker

WTF ROBBED

FUCK OFF

Angel Richardson
Angel Richardson

fight of the year

Sebastian Morris
Sebastian Morris

50-45

Benjamin Lopez
Benjamin Lopez

ABL's win again REEEEEE

Kayden Young
Kayden Young

Paddy actually thought he won

Blake Lewis
Blake Lewis

quintessentially british

Ryan Lopez
Ryan Lopez

is the correct score

Isaac Richardson
Isaac Richardson

wow pimblett sucks what's with all the hype

Bentley Green
Bentley Green

Is the crowd throwing litter in the ring?

Charles Anderson
Charles Anderson

Nad to UFC when???

Jonathan Hall
Jonathan Hall

THE BONGS ARE ACTUALLY BOOING LOL

Evan Martin
Evan Martin

yeah brits and irish are scum

Jackson Price
Jackson Price

D.C.
Dutch iranian
Peral
Alves
WIll smith

Elijah Turner
Elijah Turner

Paddy would be a star in Bellator.

Coker should sweep him up.

Jayden Ward
Jayden Ward

link?

Ethan Perry
Ethan Perry

Did you see him walk off when Nad was announced the winner? That shocked expression when he realised he lost was priceless. Classless prick.

Scousers are scum
Fixed.

Justin Cruz
Justin Cruz

CORMIER
MOOSE
CALVILLO (WGAF)
ALVES
BROOKS

Brayden Moore
Brayden Moore

gonna need a JUSTing of this

Camden Garcia
Camden Garcia

WEBMs please ;-;

Isaac Rodriguez
Isaac Rodriguez

What did you just say about my kind?

Jackson Wood
Jackson Wood

Dutch iranian
iranian
breh isnt he armenian christian?

Landon Robinson
Landon Robinson

DC
WEIDMN
CALVILLO
ALVES
BROOKS

Joshua White
Joshua White

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-iEAvE_ZbA

Jack Roberts
Jack Roberts

cage fighter finished, main fight was paddy and he did literally nothing

Jose Nguyen
Jose Nguyen

uncalled for
but here a taste of croatian toughness hehe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-nwIpMMBR_Q

Kayden Howard
Kayden Howard

why have you posted this?

Gavin Garcia
Gavin Garcia

just some banter for cro fag

Daniel Flores
Daniel Flores

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tuZpBUiI2k

Jaxson Gutierrez
Jaxson Gutierrez

remember when roid cop/politician couldn't knock out mark hunt with left high kicks

Mason Morales
Mason Morales

cro fag
dude if you came here to shitpost please go back to /int/

not my fault serbs have no mma nor boxing fighters

Hudson Long
Hudson Long

duvaj ga purgeru

Nathan Perry
Nathan Perry

how do u get ur betslip?

Blake Evans
Blake Evans

Remember when cro bull destroyed Lawal?

Jaxon Moore
Jaxon Moore

how did paddy think he won that? I scored it 50-45 and I thought that was pretty obvious, guess not

Carter Kelly
Carter Kelly

no i don't watch fake shit

Ryan Bell
Ryan Bell

happens all the time m8

Isaac Robinson
Isaac Robinson

Pimbshit got BTFO

I thought you zilches said he was a prospect?

Leo Diaz
Leo Diaz

Can't believe he actually thought he won. Presumptuous cunt.

David Jones
David Jones

Lads any more mma this weekend?

Jeremiah Green
Jeremiah Green

www.ufc.tv

Leo Edwards
Leo Edwards

exactly, he must have gotten rocked too many times as soon as the fight was over he rose both of his hands for like a minute, nobody had the balls to tell him lol

Easton Morales
Easton Morales

Kai /our guy/ has two first round ko's since the season

Colton White
Colton White

I think i just came

Luis Foster
Luis Foster

Glad that ketwig got put in his place.

Jaxon Fisher
Jaxon Fisher

Anyone want to help me out here?

Why was Paddy hyped up in the first place?

Gavin Ortiz
Gavin Ortiz

le funny looking undefeated brit twink
how contrived. Sad!

John Moore
John Moore

Kong
Kebab
Literally who?
Mexican
Bellator kid

Isaiah Murphy
Isaiah Murphy

dunno lad i just like shitposting desu

Elijah Thompson
Elijah Thompson

yes he could at least congratulate the dude.I believe he totally knew that he lost

not a classy move there

Jaxson Lopez
Jaxson Lopez

making picks before weigh ins
i thought we learned out lesson

Daniel Wood
Daniel Wood

Who da fook is Paddy?

Matthew Peterson
Matthew Peterson

Nobody now. Kek.

Kevin King
Kevin King

HABBENING!!!!

http://www.bjpenn.com/mma-news/jon-jones/breaking-jones-jones-returns-heavyweight-former-champion/

Jacob Adams
Jacob Adams

ban OP for making an early thread
he tried to delete his early thread post
unbelievable how much of a scumbag he is
he talked shit about you mods the other day

Carter Long
Carter Long

come on man

Asher Martinez
Asher Martinez

Rumble
Mousasi
Calvillo
Cote
Brooks

Caleb Nguyen
Caleb Nguyen

Brendan Schaub you are NOT the father

Benjamin Wood
Benjamin Wood

I make 4 picks bro.

Ayden Cooper
Ayden Cooper

would dc getting leaner make him better?

Eli Taylor
Eli Taylor

No

Jordan Lee
Jordan Lee

Johnson
Mousasi
Calvillo
Coté
Brooks

Jack Carter
Jack Carter

Johnson

lmao at ur life

Camden Harris
Camden Harris

DENIS SIIIIVERS AVAILABLE

Ayden Martin
Ayden Martin

he's armenian christian from iran, armenians are like jews having a cosmopolitan diaspora everywhere.

Benjamin Phillips
Benjamin Phillips

he actually thinks Double Cheeseburger will make weight

Liam Thomas
Liam Thomas

Lucky I'm not home or I'd remind everyone you fantasized about a baby growing up to be gay

William Nguyen
William Nguyen

newsflash buddy, every gay guy was a baby at one point.

Adrian Hernandez
Adrian Hernandez

Lads, how do you avoid getting heemed by brutal knees when you shoot for the takedown (single or double leg)?

Benjamin Cook
Benjamin Cook

mfw Gina every single time

Do you see how she turns her shoulder away from the camera when she starts shaking her shoulders? Keeps the camera from getting too good of a view of her big milf tits bouncing around. Playful, but modest. She's a keeper, lads.

Aaron Reyes
Aaron Reyes

HEAD IN HIS CHEST NOT HIS DICK YOU FUCKING FAG

But yea, keep your head in his chest.

Jose Kelly
Jose Kelly

Can you make these flow smoothly?

Lincoln Flores
Lincoln Flores

Don't shoot from far away.

Nicholas Sanchez
Nicholas Sanchez

FUCKING CUTE!

Cameron Taylor
Cameron Taylor

Why cant Alexa do nude photos like Chandella did?

Ayden Price
Ayden Price

you got the wrong girl m8. why would you even want her nudes? shes barely got any body at all. shes just a cutie. im purely here for the cuteness

Isaiah Cruz
Isaiah Cruz

why would you even want her nudes? shes barely got any body at all.
are you serious m8, shes got a nice body that I would like to see nude to appreciate her superior female form

Dominic Roberts
Dominic Roberts

coral springs

Michael Mitchell
Michael Mitchell

How to spot a weeb

heem yourself my man

James Green
James Green

she hasnt got tits. her bunda is probably nice but not in a way that would show up in nudes. its probably one of those bundas that looks good during sex tho. and her vaj is probably meh at best. most vaginas are ugly.
i'd rather just have her stay a cute pure fitefu

Carson Ramirez
Carson Ramirez

never watched an anime before in my life. i'd much rather have thiccenzies nudes than grassos

Nathaniel Lopez
Nathaniel Lopez

Diego just did a live stream
It was really good he answered loads of my questions he's a really nice guy

Brody Martin
Brody Martin

Sambo style takedowns, use strikes to set it up, don't shoot from 10 feet away like a wrestler

Brayden Long
Brayden Long

Use strikes to set it up, but don't use the same set-up every time, or else they'll recognize the pattern, and just throw a knee up and let you run into it.

Camden Lewis
Camden Lewis

most vaginas are ugly.
i'd rather just have her stay a cute pure fitefu

What a fruity faggot

Adrian Sanders
Adrian Sanders

it's true tho lad
most vaginas are gross to look at

and

wanting a slut over a wholesome, feminine woman

do you have no self respect

Jack Davis
Jack Davis

if you have seen more than 10 vaginas in person, what percentage of them look like they could make it in porn?
i've seen around 20 irl and id say 15 of them i couldnt stare at it and keep a boner. most vaginas look rekt. not that they have been rekt but we've all grown up looking at perfect porn pussies so regular shit is gross

Kevin Nguyen
Kevin Nguyen

So...no fights on tonight?

Luke Davis
Luke Davis

if you have seen more than 10 vaginas in person
Y-yeah tottally

John Rogers
John Rogers

If your measurement scale for women is can they make it in porn I have bad news for you

Alexander Williams
Alexander Williams

LAST CHANCE

Nicholas Thomas
Nicholas Thomas

scale for women
scale for vaginal appearance
big difference my man

Ryder Walker
Ryder Walker

Found the virgin

Asher Morgan
Asher Morgan

embarrassing

Jordan Howard
Jordan Howard

what the fuck is this weeb shit...whatever

Juan Gutierrez
Juan Gutierrez

Do you guys like Vivid strike?

Parker Baker
Parker Baker

no we like real life anime

Anthony Long
Anthony Long

That doesn't seem as cool. They don't even wear cool costumes.

Levi Nelson
Levi Nelson

Rule number 1 of heem, you don't come in here and dishespect the art

Zachary Morgan
Zachary Morgan

The rules have changed

Chase Lee
Chase Lee

shut the fuck up faggot, best log off for a few hours unless you wanna get heemed into schaubland

Carson Smith
Carson Smith

In the LWA thread
lurking /Heem/
all of a sudden they get combined to the same board

Reem bless lads

Dylan Wood
Dylan Wood

Anime is for pedos and faggots

Austin Ward
Austin Ward

I don't know what that means, but I hope we can be friends.

Xavier Rogers
Xavier Rogers

anime

Ryder Cooper
Ryder Cooper

^_^

Grayson Sanchez
Grayson Sanchez

Heem is so shit that no weebs will actually post here but actual heemers will take advantage of this to post weebshit and further destroy the general.

Nathan Wright
Nathan Wright

Sup Forums here, I stopped following MMA ever since Pride got disbanded.

Are Crocop/Fedor still fighting?

Kayden Clark
Kayden Clark

Cro Cop retired when he won the RIZIN tournament recently, and Fedor is still fighting in lellator

Daniel Gonzalez
Daniel Gonzalez

Login to my heem account on heem.com and i see bunch of animefags
I guess it could be worse

Nathan Wright
Nathan Wright

Our flags have returned!

Ayden Gutierrez
Ayden Gutierrez

yeah honestly i'll take 50 weebs over 1 of the spergs

Angel Ward
Angel Ward

Is Heem still shit with all the spergs or did it get better?

Benjamin Jenkins
Benjamin Jenkins

What are those men doing?

Hudson Robinson
Hudson Robinson

Wrestlin

Jordan Reyes
Jordan Reyes

Is headbutting allowed? Any good headbutting webms?

Jonathan Gutierrez
Jonathan Gutierrez

windows error sound

Caleb Watson
Caleb Watson

Is there any fighter that could even possibly TOUCH, let alone defeat, Madara Uchiha?

Jordan Cooper
Jordan Cooper

Who is the Brendan Schaub of anime?

Jason Walker
Jason Walker

I like this merging

Hello Sup Forums

David Ward
David Ward

Like mom and dad like to wrestle sometimes?

William Flores
William Flores

Is Megan Olivi anime?

Jeremiah Green
Jeremiah Green

is this anime?

Zachary Morgan
Zachary Morgan

yeah

Logan Kelly
Logan Kelly

he doesn't watch anime

kek

Sup Forums and proud here

Christopher Torres
Christopher Torres

General Adon from the golden age arc of Berserk

Asher Kelly
Asher Kelly

General Adan huh?

Angel Foster
Angel Foster

He's more like the guy who gets raped by the giant black dude in berserk

Mason Thomas
Mason Thomas

That's the MC my dude

Schaub ain't mc material

Eli Wilson
Eli Wilson

Let's keep /heem/ alive!

Robert Rivera
Robert Rivera

just when you thought you couldn't hate NotePad any more lol

fucking blithering zilch

Kevin Howard
Kevin Howard

What happened?

Zachary King
Zachary King

Fuck off scatspammer

Dylan Peterson
Dylan Peterson

If dubs everyone on /heem/ dies

Joseph Smith
Joseph Smith

if dubs you stop being a favela monkey

Camden Stewart
Camden Stewart

Can you do anything right brazil?

Gabriel Rivera
Gabriel Rivera

Moving up from a freakish weight class because you're the consensus best in the world and getting KTFO by a little BR woman must suck so bad. Looks like one of those times when somebody just gives up too.

Nathaniel Fisher
Nathaniel Fisher

TFW I finally lived to see the day where /heem/ was on Sup Forums

I bet that fucking Brit that always posts his pics with Okamera is happy too.

Alexander Long
Alexander Long

see

Touch of death

Daniel Allen
Daniel Allen

At least it's not /asp/

Nolan Howard
Nolan Howard

Only when I'm on steroids.

Jack Torres
Jack Torres

letting wwe back in would be the best april fools prank

Benjamin Cruz
Benjamin Cruz

/spa/ is infinitely better than /asp/ desu

Jayden Brown
Jayden Brown

Can we talk about Hajime no ippo for a little while? It has punching, right?

Easton Green
Easton Green

go to check for the new Tomo-chan
suddenly /heem/ is also on the board

Best merge since /fitlit/

Jace Brooks
Jace Brooks

Boxing is garbage

Ryder Baker
Ryder Baker

Vivid Strike is better

Lucas Fisher
Lucas Fisher

SUCC
Weidman
Calvillo
Côté
Aloe Vera

Landon Collins
Landon Collins

implying Symphogear isn't the ultimate /heem/ mahou shoujo

John Butler
John Butler

just watched paddy pimblett get abolished demolished by a journeyman AGAIN and completely choke away his fute

Owen Hughes
Owen Hughes

Post Cro Cops

Oliver Rodriguez
Oliver Rodriguez

You wish

Elijah Garcia
Elijah Garcia

Wait, we survived the merge? How did that happen

Leo Campbell
Leo Campbell

see

Lincoln Gutierrez
Lincoln Gutierrez

RIP Randleman-kun

Mason White
Mason White

What's your favorite anime, /heem/? Mine is LOGH.

Robert Cox
Robert Cox

I suppose Naruto was alright, don't know why an adult would watch cartoons though.

Parker Myers
Parker Myers

Khabib would 30-27 him

Thomas Barnes
Thomas Barnes

Sup Forums has a far bigger presence than /sp/ here

And Khabib is on the front page kek

Josiah Gomez
Josiah Gomez

Was pride era Gomi on PEDS?

Isaiah Wilson
Isaiah Wilson

/heem/ is the most powerful general on /sp/

Bentley Hill
Bentley Hill

I really love Monogatari tbqhwy

Jackson Cruz
Jackson Cruz

How many roids are the geahs on?

Cameron Howard
Cameron Howard

Any chance we'll see someone from the small ONE FC go big and get signed by UFC? Like Angela Lee or Bibiano Fernandes.

Connor Gray
Connor Gray

Angela lee looks good right now

Folayang and Bibiano also have a good chance to get signed

Jackson Morris
Jackson Morris

One are pretty good at holding on to people, mostly because they have so few legit prospects and they throw money at anybody who develops name value so they'll be content to crush cans and travel around Asia.

Adam Roberts
Adam Roberts

Get the fuck off my board.

Elijah Jenkins
Elijah Jenkins

Probably either Monogatari or Gurren Lagann.

Tough to say, though. I guess the best bet's to say something retarded like Girlchan in Paradise.

Lincoln Sanchez
Lincoln Sanchez

Hope they'll at least let them play outside if possible. Like letting Askren in a one night stand with Bellator or something. ONE has a few good talents, wish they don't get stagnant.

Anthony Wilson
Anthony Wilson

No seriously, why would an adult watch cartoons? It's weird. Animes aren't even meant to be funny afaik, they're more a LOLSOCOOL LOOK AT THOSE UNDERAGE GIRLS PANTIES type thing.

Daniel Price
Daniel Price

Tough to say, though. I guess the best bet's to say something retarded like Girlchan in Paradise

You already said monogatari lad

Isaiah Edwards
Isaiah Edwards

You just need to watch more anime.

Jonathan Watson
Jonathan Watson

Real Thread
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Lincoln Baker
Lincoln Baker

Is yakuza 0 a good game for a fitefan who doesn't normally like weebshit?

Isaiah Evans
Isaiah Evans

Yea? And why would you want to watch people beat each other up? Do you have some sort of latent emotional problem? Does watching people mindlessly beat each other help you vent your inner frustration?

I legitimately pity you. I hope you get some proper help.

Brandon Taylor
Brandon Taylor

GSP still ducking Woodley
Bisping still ducking Romero
UFC's """superfight""" is Duck vs Duck
whitebois everyone

Asher King
Asher King

I'm not Sup Forums but that's not what it's all about. Do you really think that kind of shit is what Josh Barnett sits and watches when he mentions anime?

Jonathan Smith
Jonathan Smith

mindlessly
Lol what a betamale

Elijah Lee
Elijah Lee

I certainly hope not!
The good stuff seems to be outliers though. I caught a really neato movie called Vampire Hunter D on our international channel lately and I really enjoyed it, but if you watch any of the popular things it's spiky haired faggots in giant robots or little high school girls. Anime fans creep me the fuck out.

Sebastian Martin
Sebastian Martin

Normally I wouldn't believe this was real but weebshitters are actually this weird

Camden Wilson
Camden Wilson

Nice meme

Luis Hall
Luis Hall

Thanks lad

Man What happened to conduit?

Elijah Foster
Elijah Foster

Alright /heem/, which studios are which fighters? Who is the GSP of gook animation?

I'm figuring DEEN's gotta be Cathal Pendred or someone terrible like that.

Connor Brown
Connor Brown

As a non-weeb The only good animes I've seen are Bereserk, DBZ battle of gods,cowboy bebop, and Trigun

Colton Walker
Colton Walker

because degenerate Arriany doesn't have real tits anymore and Brittany never did.

Jonathan Harris
Jonathan Harris

Nah trust me, that's only the shit you see because you haven't actually looked into it but it's the kind of stuff that's constantly posted around here. I was the same desu but even I've watched 3 or 4 now.
Cowboy Bebop is comfy af, it's about Space Bounty Hunters, should check it out sometime.

Gabriel Edwards
Gabriel Edwards

elaborate please!

Jose Nelson
Jose Nelson

Is that gay porn?

Camden Hill
Camden Hill

I think he's too busy being wishy-washy about whether or not he wants to retire or not.

Which is a shame, because I'd love to see him fight Wonderboy or Brown.

Evan Myers
Evan Myers

My favourite general and my favourite board come together, oh no I don't know what to post..

Jack Foster
Jack Foster

Does this count as a sport?

Henry Walker
Henry Walker

Did we get the worst possible merge?

Benjamin Nelson
Benjamin Nelson

Yeah, Khabib's currently the boss of the gym.
If you're willing to sit through movies there's a bunch of good shit like Jin-roh and Sword of the Stranger.
Berserk

Don'tr watch Berserk, read it.

Noah Butler
Noah Butler

I'd still rather watch live action stuff over cartoons any day though.

Xavier Cruz
Xavier Cruz

They do cartoons adult cartoons after midnight like cartoon network - and that's not dragonball z

Thomas Perez
Thomas Perez

read
Lmao fag

Matthew Peterson
Matthew Peterson

No. Not even close. Even /mlpol/ is better than this one.

/outsoc/

Connor Hill
Connor Hill

Yes

Hudson Torres
Hudson Torres

Bones is GSP.

Manglobe is Khabib.

Production IG is Goober.

Whose the Kyoani of MMA?

Ryder Wilson
Ryder Wilson

Yeah that's a personal preference thing though, just making the point all anime isn't the kind of trash you thought it was 2bh, even though I shouldn't be because I'm not even a weeb

Camden Lee
Camden Lee

Naruto

Dominic Gutierrez
Dominic Gutierrez

Thoughts on this amateur heem?

Joseph Hall
Joseph Hall

Poor /out/

Ryder Jackson
Ryder Jackson

how could he not see that kick coming?
CC telegraphed that for a good 3 seconds

Aaron Martin
Aaron Martin

How is that David vs Goliath? MWs and LHWs should be fighting at heavyweight to begin with

Carter Brooks
Carter Brooks

And he thought he could fight The eagle.

Jaxson Evans
Jaxson Evans

lol, The aspie found a way to promote his shit general

Dominic Gray
Dominic Gray

omg is what that game looks like?
Is it really that shitty?

Logan Cruz
Logan Cruz

Travis Browne-esque in his ability to weather the storm Joe

Jace Fisher
Jace Fisher

Probably Lando, a whole bunch of pretty and eye-catching stuff that may not always have the most substance or planning but is always fun to look at.

And speaking of fun to look at, Genki Sudo's memeing ass has gotta be Shaft.

Easton Cruz
Easton Cruz

taller guy can't punch.
he's imitating punches he's seen, he's never been taught. His lefts are prticularly atrocious, almost Rousey-tier.
same problem with his knees, he stops delivering as soon as he makes contact.

I'd like to know why this fight happened. The tiny urinal indicates this isn't a high school, so what are these two doing in a washroom, fighting? Very odd, and also a very dangerous place to fight.

Benjamin Sanchez
Benjamin Sanchez

Would Guts be a top 10 HW contender?

Colton Flores
Colton Flores

Horiguchi vs Motoya
Why are they fighting Horiguchi?

Joseph Taylor
Joseph Taylor

The Nick Newell of the heavyweight crowd, Joe

He could honestly easily be top 5 on physical stats and age alone, not accounting for mentality and the fact that he's been literally traneing from child.

Guts would be a terrifying champ with a little fine tuning work.

Carson Butler
Carson Butler

Keep in mind this will be the real world where he CAN be heemed. I imagine he could take cain though. Perhaps even save us from Nigga Knew

Levi Jenkins
Levi Jenkins

He'd get subbed my werdum

Wyatt Miller
Wyatt Miller

Pic related will trash N'gga

Brody Torres
Brody Torres

i havent watched an episode of heem since the last PPV, just heem my life into pieces, i am becoming a casual

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3eUpf4f8LEU

Elijah Williams
Elijah Williams

God I hope so, If someone who started training recently Knocks out the world champion Due to just being a big black guy, I'll have to rethink my life and succumb to the cuckposting that will forever taint this general

Colton Martin
Colton Martin

i could heem every here

Aaron Nguyen
Aaron Nguyen

did he died

Joseph Powell
Joseph Powell

literally not me

Charles Butler
Charles Butler

There's no way Guts doesn't have a good chin, but it IS heavyweight

on a good night I'd say he could take anyone in the division except maybe Werdum or Barnett if they get him to the ground

Landon James
Landon James

heem gets merged with Sup Forums
no Sup Forums posters come here
heem posters just talk about anime

howling

Josiah Bell
Josiah Bell

Daniel Cormier
Gegard Mousasi
Cynthia Calvillo
Thiago Alves
Will Brooks

Justin Scott
Justin Scott

something happens
/heem/ discusses said thing

Wow really hilarious I'm literally losing my sides here lmaooooooooooo not like we had people posting anime before ahahahahahah loooooool

friggin idiot

Ryan Gonzalez
Ryan Gonzalez

I'm not even memeing but if I had the money to train and eat, give me 3 months to spar and gain weight and I would be able to be the number 1 HW kickboxer or MMA fighter in the world, whichever one I went with. I'd prefer to trash Rico Verhoeven over going to MMA since I can't stand seeing what has happened to kickboxing.

Nicholas Ortiz
Nicholas Ortiz

is the guy paralyzed now?

Asher Edwards
Asher Edwards

shut the fuck up you retard, they're not discussing said thing they're discussing anime...you're an idiot for even responding to my post, i would heem you in under a minute.

Nathan Myers
Nathan Myers

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Luke Brown
Luke Brown

you literally wouldn't you're a dumb cunt

Ryan Kelly
Ryan Kelly

Whoa...even the white trash in sweden are well dressed

Ayden Hill
Ayden Hill

Even when we move boards you keep up this schtick of early threads

Who's even on to take over being OP ffs, these are dead heem hours

Carson Perry
Carson Perry

you're a little bitch and i know it, don't kid yourself, you'd taste pavement if you stepped up to me.

god what an idiot...

Liam Peterson
Liam Peterson

I'm saying if I had the money, 3 months of sparring, gaining weight, and getting in shape and I would be the number 1 MMA fighter or kickboxer in the world

Chase Barnes
Chase Barnes

kek you're such a sperg you're literally just saying the same shit over
To make matters worse you ended your post basically the same way as I did here, , calling you a dumb shit.

You're a dumb cunt. I'm off to sleep. Have fun playing tough guy in the next thread with all the anime posters

Lincoln Stewart
Lincoln Stewart

get in my guard bro

Adam Garcia
Adam Garcia

I don't like fighting outside the ring without pads guys. I'm sacred i'll lose and every one with laugh at me, or that i'll win and every one will think I'm lower class. Also I could get hurt

Alexander Reyes
Alexander Reyes

going to sleep right now
lol get a job you fuckin idiot

Mason Long
Mason Long

He's gonna say he works nightshift at the fish and chippery

Lucas Clark
Lucas Clark

What in the world is going on right now?

Xavier Kelly
Xavier Kelly

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