We did it /mlb/ real baseball start tomorrow
Yanks at Rays
Giants at Dbacks
Kershaw watching the Cubs get their rings
We did it /mlb/ real baseball start tomorrow
Yanks at Rays
Giants at Dbacks
Kershaw watching the Cubs get their rings
Animu girls subedition?
Animu girls subedition?
Kershaw is the single greatest pitcher since Greg Maddux.
anime is for losers
Im sure that will console him when he watches the cubs get their rings
Cubs home opener will be against the Dodgers
mfw Kershaw will be forced to stand on the field and watch as the Cubs raise their championship banner and get their rings.
He'll win a ring this season.
striking out is good
if your team doesn't have their own anime girl, they're probably not going to make the playoffs this year
Is Kershaw to the Tribe the blockbuster deal this year?
so mlb, how many guys did you make out with last night and how much free alcohol did you get?
I miss Vince Cully.
South of Evanston
Fire the man who made that map.
Who has the best player projections? I'm putting together a bunch of player prop bets on Bovada and would like to line them up against the expert thoughts.
Angels will win the division.
did anyone else see the new matte helmets the M's are gonna use this season? they look fucking sick.
How huge will Javier Baez's highlight reel be this year? Keep in mind he put on a one man show in the playoffs last year.
Yasiel Puig is an elite defensive outfielder
these fuckin doyers broadcasters lamo
actually assuming Tito will be denied
elbow/bone spurs/Tommy John/shoulder
elbow/Tommy John/forearm soreness/ulnar nerve
tfw no old/fat
Injuns desu senpaitachi
Get ready to lose in the first round m8ty.
We should relocate every team in the AL West to LAS VEGAS for a couple of seasons and the one with the highest overall attendance stays.
How did the WORLD SERIES go for you again? You had a lead? A 3-1 lead? Did you win? No!
No we should
1) Resegregate the leagues
2) Force all West division teams into a new league
Daily reminder that beating the Dodgers is equivalent to winning the WS for Giants fans
Daily reminder that winning the WS is equivalent to winning the WS for Giants fans.
Well, pisslester, that's baseball. Sometimes the better team doesn't win. I mean it took the cusb extra innings and a rain delay in game seven to beat one of history's most injured and taxed teams. My Injuns are loaded though, and they're gonna take back that trophy though and we're going to call it a repeat, then go for a threepeat. Or maybe not, but I'm ready for a fun season of baseball anyway.
doesn't realize the WORLD SERIES isn't exactly first round exit
Want to me tell you how much more expensive Dodger tickets are for Giants fans than other games
Hey /mlb/! What is the craziest thing you have ever done to get free beer?
T H R E E
Farted in a girl's face and made her vomit and leave and then drunk all the beer she had.
Daily reminder that only one team in all of sports can claim a 108 year title drought and needed ((((((Pilates)))))) to break it.
mfw injuns all get injured again
Steroids should be mandatory for all players.
literally every sports team in the world charges more for local derby games than any other
Dodgers have made the playoffs 10 times in the last 20 years
Giants have only made the playoffs 8 times in the last 20 years
How are the Giants more successful?
mfw DOCTOR SMOOTH hits that world series winning run in game 4
*rings you up
How many rings have the Dodgers won in the past 20 year pissboi?
Except the Dodgers don't do the same thing - only for Yankee, Red Sox, and Angels games
The Giants are Padres tier to us
that guy going nuts in the stands
explain this meme
Mfw Yanimal learns how to play baseball again
Daily reminder beating the spread is like winning the world series to pete rose and his fans
bird watching desu
The Angels will unironically be a better team this season than the fucking Doyers.
tfw devo wont be forcibly confined in bubble wrap restraints in a padded room in between games
Pete Rose did literally NOTHING wrong and deserves to be in the Hall.
t. Las Vegas gambling association
Really? Everyone is predicting the Dodgers to win the NL West
73% of fans that visited the HOF agree.
His offense is dog shit
all the ejections and drunken tomfoolery gibby is going to get into now that hes got a 3 year deal
Lookin bretty good in ST huefam
A healthy Gomes and Berto and Mejia in the minors
mfw this guy has a ring
Will the Cubbies pick him back up? He is the orchestrator of all this success after all. It all lies in his subtle Japanese 1080D hyperdimensional timecube backgammon
Who's ready to watch the Cubs maul the Tards tomorrow night?
Also, are you still pissed we poached Heyward and Lackey?
Paya best girl
did you mean the Black Giraffe?
Now that is delusional
hes already back in japan with a nippon league team
I mean Rose blatantly did wrong but there's people in the HoF who did significantly more damage to the game's reputation
hes back with the softbank hawks my man
Screaming at the umpire's face
Not having the Umpire try and charge you.
Baby League is filled with casuals.
this saddens me but I wish him the best
Ikr? Babe Ruth injected himself with goat semen or some shit. That's intent to enhance your performance.
Look mom i posted it again
but it didnt, so he's ok
But the point is he did it to get an advantage. If I try to murder you, but fail, I still get charged with attempted manslaughter, regardless of if you die or not.
The best indeed.
No guys, The disAstros aren't going to have a better record than the Rangers lmao
Is that worse than making out with gays for free beer?
man, it was the roaring 20's
you had to be there...
Only if YOU aren't the one taking advantage of them
Oh yeah.... Threadly reminder.
Went to Las Vegas to watch boxing
Stopped at Bally's Sportsbook because I needed to kill an hour before my reservation at Bally's Sterling Brunch
Some straight up degenerate baseball gambling addict was posted up at one of the lil TV stations in the sportsbook
Sign clearly said no outside food and drink, but he'd brought in a grocery store bag of sandwiches and drinks
Dude looked ragged as fuck
He flipped back and forth between the games, like crazy
He was one of the highlights of my trip
Definitely caught mirin
White Sox will win the division with 97 wins.
Last two digits confirm how many losses the Dodgers have this year
neither of your crappy teams will make the playoffs, be reasonable.
Have teams ever swept division opponents (not all, individual ones) in the season series before? How many times?
This new Drake album is lit af fàm
The Rockies of Colorado, Coors, will win One-Hundred and Sixty-Two games and lose Zero games
Don't give the Who false hope, they're already suffering enough now that they've been put in their place as Chicago's 2nd baseball team and the fact the logo for their stadium is a big, red, arrow pointing downwards.
the 1993 braves swept the expansion rockies that season. that's the only time it happened to my knowledge
you're actually happy you signed heyward???? LOLOLOL i understand you're a cubs superfan since november 2016 and didn't see his horrific season, but that nigger is a fucking bum. the cards passing that contract was just as good as passing on pujols
I'd rather be a White Sox fan than a Cubs faggot.
Nasty burn, but who can disagree?
When the hell were the Braves and Rockies in the same division and why?
*nearly breaks your hand
Giants fan here: should I have any hope this season?
The Even Year is dead so no
~30 hrs left and no inkling of a fantasy league being set up
Gibby is one of the best parts about playing the Jays
the braves were in the NL west from the early 60s until 1993
career 4.55 postseason ERA
Only cares about batting average
Spoken like a true fan of the baby league. You seem to be ignorant of the fact that his batting was shit, but his defense, base running and intangibles were god like.
Just hope tim lincecum is still alive
*smells your cologne
responding to that faggot
he's the worst poster here who's not Tiki/DG/homo'Lester
What drives me to continue living as a White Sox fan?
you fucking won the world series 12 years ago
Life beyond baseball. Like having a gf.
happy about paying 200 mil for a guy you'll be platooning in rf and pinch runs
you're lucky kenny will prolly pick him up this year
He always gets his man.
True, but it's always fun to mock a bandwagoning airsoft collector from the slums of Indiana. It takes effort to be a state that's worse than Wisconsin.
and weuh bak.... Uhhh Mo in Chicago wuts up Mo?
Yeah, hey Mike. I was wondering if it's gay to make out with guys for free beer
git lawst, oghkay..... And yes dat sounds very gay, oghkay?
Aren't the White Sox more popular than the Cubs in Chicago?
Fuck no. White Sox are for the losers and contrarians.
NUM BAH ONE
WEIGHT ROOM TROUT
LET'S GO O'S!
Make anime sub edition right as mods = gods and board merge to /spa/
Not bad OP
/cock/ is best board
board merges with anime
Is there a prize if you get every pitcher onto the DL before opening day?
Anno Domini 2017
Can't wait for Greinke to get lit up like the overrated autist he is tomorrow
The cubs don't go to SF until August. That gives MoLester more than enough time to suck cock for airfare. But will he be able to convince the faggots in SF he's a thirsty boy?
/sp/ merges with Sup Forums
Barely any different
mfw just refreshed /sp/
Literally every White Sox gamethread
Isn't it great
Gas the weebs
It's as it was meant to be
I'm really glad I stuck with this shit for over 500 chapters. It feels great seeing people acknowledge Sawamura now.
nice merger anticipation my friend
it gets better? i quit after like 250 because it was like reading NTR
looks like a couple of faggots to me.
why in the hell would you spend that much time on pulp garbage?
FUCK THIS TURBO FAGGOT
/spa/ is a nice merge
/v/ and /int/ merge and it's pure chaos. And /v/ now has dubs again
why the FUCK is maezono batting cleanup? why can't japs into lineup construction?
I kinda like it. Not too bad.
Mods killed /pol/ on April fools
/spa/ is basically just Sup Forums with flags.
Most sports based threads are getting overrun
/hoc/ is the only one that is still active with a bunch of anime posters
who knew so many weebs liked hockey
is an Joe Mauer a H.O.F.er?
inb4 Mauer is a first baseman
For the past 50 chapters now the characters have been rating Sawamura higher than Furuya since Furuya currently can't find the strikezone for shit with any pitch that isn't a meatball while Sawamura stepped up his game and hasn't disappointed. It's been really satisfying to read.
Although if you stopped that early there's still a lot of speedbabby wanking to go through.
tfw no one posted in my white sox anime thread
tfw you realize the red sox have nothing but left handed pitchers besides porc
for what fucking purpose?
to get shelled at Fenway
tfw when the mets
tfw when jean
tfw when mets win world series
tfw when jean is best shingeki
To lose early in the Playoffs.
Dave's Wild Ride is going to give me an aneurysm to start the season.
The dude cannot recognize injury risks worth a shit
For your sake I hope you don't die now. You need to die later when the Sox get eliminated in the Division Series.
excuse me. we're going to lose to the Indians in the ALCS. We can survive David Price shitting the bed in the DS.
Will Price be saving all his playoff wins again?
Your reminder that losing to the Dodgers is equivalent to winning the WS for Angels fans.
Keeping the thread alive.
saving all his playoff wins again
He meant to say "saving his wins for the playoffs" again.
I'm completely with you. Him and Farrell are a pair of fucking clowns
board is like 90% Sup Forums, not very fun
Angels suck. Dodgers rock.
Post yfw regular season baseball officially starts today
it's going to take me like a week to settle in properly
Jints opener against the Diamondbacks
Goddammit I hate watching games at Chase Field, it's hideous but I'm not gonna miss the opener
aha, I see.
who will be the next catcher to go in the Hall of Fame then? the next active guy after Mauer is Posey by JAWS and Russell Martin by WAR, and they're wayyy behind Mauer in both.
baseball-reference / leaders / jaws_C.shtml
he can have a plaque in the Field of Legends of whatever it's called after he flames out in 3 years
I don't think this semen slurping sport is for me.
You guys should come draw anime with me.
ST ties are shit for sure. Thankfully >we start in 2 days.
playing the Pie Rats as the opening series
thanx for the free wins tho m8s
what's going on I sleep for a few hours any now everything is fucky on my /sp/
moot's april fools joke was to merge certain boards. we got stuck with Sup Forums
Bump to save /mlb/ from Sup Forums
Fuck you j00t
not a terrible idea
IT'S FUCKING APRIL 2ND IT'S NOT APRIL FOOL'S DAY ANYMORE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Mauer WAR in 7 years as a primary catcher
Mauer WAR in 6 years as a 1B/DH
lolno. Barring injury he'll have more games at 1B/DH at the end of his career than at C, and for a 1B his numbers are weak
well post in it because it's dying
anime in every thread
real baseball games start today
/sp/ got merged with Sup Forums as part of gookmoot's AF prank. there are other mergers, too, couldn't tell you which though because I rarely venture outside /sp/.
/fitlit/ and /cock/ are the only good ones
/out/ and /soc/ got merged so it could be worse
/mlpol/ deserves all that happens to them
j00t might accidentally delete both now that they're one board
it's still good for a top-10 of all time spot in terms of the JAWS metric and 12th in WAR. We may not tend to think of Mauer as a catcher anymore, but with a few more years he could lock up his spot while playing 1B.
no, the chaos would spill over everywhere. you think this is bad? /pol/ is just annoying and edgy, but we'd get the ponyfags invading here permanently too.
well that was fun
They invade anyway. j00t just needs to delete them, mods ban and delete their shit, and they'll go away to stormfront and whereever the ponies go
threads gonna die in like 5 minutes cause boards going crazy
all generals will be purged
this is the chemo /sp/ needed desu
what is this
my anime girl general was a good choice
Lmao this shit looks like a white sox gamethread now. Fucking faggots.
pot calling the kettle black
your welcome. anime general is always a good choice
We've already established many times that I'm not gay. Lmao you really want me to be gay so you can get me a drink
That pot likes his kettles black
meminers girl is best girl
al west is all pretty good
Leave me ALONE! Goddammit I'm so angry you used my words against me that I went to BOYSTOWN and BLEW every three guys I came across. I AM NOT GAY!
Molester ran away from the general lmao
Why does this abomination of a board move at autistic sanic speed?
Why are you faggots so obsessed with me? Serious question.
Sup Forums never rests.
its saturday night
what else would Sup Forums be doing?
Reminder, that if your team isn't represented with an anime girl that your team is irrelevant
Holy shit. Even your tripcode says "queer."
Now you're just reaching.
Why are you so obsessed with faggots?
Whoa dude, I don't want to give you any alcohol okay, back off please
yeah just like you reach for OTHER DUDE'S PENII LOL
Jesus, this timeline
Even my Barfs have an animu girl.
Hey big boy, what's your take on this? I want the expert opinion.
if you gotta french a dude in boystown just for some oldstyle, do you even get anything for a tug?
implying it was ever about the alcohol
he prefers to drink boymilk
literally says "If I'm mistaken for mo'lester"
I liked her until I saw the Mariners logo on her shirt.
10/10, would let her make me coffee
She's alright, but I'd change her shirt to something green and yellow if you know what I mean.
is there a yankee anime girl?
yankees are shit
best i got
dodgersbutt.png fag here, My Sup Forums pass is permabanned from /sp/ can someone post this pic in /mlb/ from time to time
ill post this butt though
close enough. I am really gonna miss dodger posting this summer but I bet my GPA shoots through the roof
The Berlin Wall was still up
East Timor was not a country yet
The Aral Sea was still a body of water
The Space shuttle program was still state-of-the-art
The Hubble Telescope was still under development
Mars rovers were still only on paper
Digital cameras weren't household items yet
Nelson Mandela was in prison
China was still the sick man of Asia
Google was a decade away from being found
the Middle East was at peace, hard to believe but true
the majority of current major league players had not yet been born
Tommy John meant an active player, not a surgery
the Cubs title drought was at 70 year and pennant drought at 43 years, 28 years later they would break them both, the latter coming against the Dodgers
i can't find any white sox or cardinal girls i like, looking to trade
man, baseball sluts are really into the choker fad
tfw i have marlins and braves qts but no cards
Having a hard time tracking down some A's grills but I'll see what I can do. Fun spring training series with you faggots as usual
Both main girls are the New York teams
dumping rox girls
the calendar was released right after we were in the eries, after all
Giants baseball is back in 14 (fourteen) hours
*mo'Lester flees from the scene into the arms of a man*
Wonder who would've gotten the bill if not for that. Dodgers maybe?
I am hype, senpai.
Your daily reminder that winning against the Dodgers is the equivalent of winning the WS for Giants fans.
What is the most fedora first round pick in a fantasy draft this year?
japan seems to like the giants a lot (yomiuri is based off them iirc) and they won in 2014, so maybe them? surprised they didn't give it to the royals but i guess we fit her more thematically
Daily reminder that it has been 254,000+ hours since the Dodgers last won a WS.
Daily reminder when I was born the Dodgers pennant drought was 7 years old. I'm 22 now and the Dodgers STILL haven't won since.
is that a lot?
i get more hard watching an episode of My 600 lbs Life
ty for trying
Sox fans? White ones? Didn't think they existed.
Hypothetically, a five tool all-star could have been born, drafted, and been part of winning a world series in that time.
being an LA fan is eternal suffering
I love it. Nigga fuck your city. I hope the Big One washes it into the seas.
I dont even live in LA proper I am just a bakersfield fag cured into following this doomed city and its teams
post some of your bakersfield wojaks
Fug lad, I wouldn't visit there if my life depended on it.
God help you poor bastard soul living in Bakersfield. At least it's not Stockton or Modesto, right?
as long as they were not drafted by the angels
Bakersfield is based as fuck. Why can't you guys keep a team?
here's another A's babe btw, not sure if it's the same one
at least those cities have affiliated baseball teams
the ballpark was on county lands and the county fought a new ballpark being built in city limits for decades, then the price of oil went to shit and the now neither the city nor the county has spare funds of a new ballpark or a reason to build one since attendance sucked ass due to the stadium sucking.
I feel for you bakersfield bros.
I was pissed to see the Blaze getting contracted.
What's worse is, the M's got the Modesto Nuts in exchange. I don't want the fucking nuts.
top 10 anime battles
thanks. I cant wait to see what dank meme plays happen at the lowest level of indie ball in america
kiss Mariners Girl.
Didn't think they find a nun in that shithole of a city. Nothing holy about Philthy.
not a real nun there was some nun musical they were shilling for, pic related is legit
do we still watch nips at nite?
this is a 10/10 in brokeland
Yes, come here my friend
Having lived right by it that's no ten, more like an 11.
fuck Mariners girl
at least they've actually won something recent