brian burke edition
brian burkes son is gay, so if you ever wondered who is pushing the pro gay agenda in the nhl now you know
the city of literally every team that hasn't clinched yet
I'm seriously close to just hoping the Sens choke away the playoffs just so Melnyk doesn't get his playoff money. And so somebody finally fixes this shitty fucking team.
reviving an old meme
TRANPA GAY LGBTNING
the entire atlantic division
PULJU WITH DAT SHOT
implying the playoffs were ever in the budget
yea I haven't seen that in like five posts way to go you stupid canadian fuck stick
How about Quebecor buys the Snes and move them to Quebec City?
Would everyone be happy?
hand over the pacific division or the champagne papi will never perform in anaheim ever again
Real thread here
Toronto already acting like they're good when they were less relevant than the Oilels the last decade.
Nigga you ain't good yet. Babcock has you guys playing better than you are.
Did he just say Hugh Campbell- Pascal?
t. manlet bay manlet
Laine is bad imo
Isn't it a good thing if that talentless auto tuning faggot doesn't play in your city ever again?
canes fans act like they won the cup when they beat a blow jobs team that can't fucking score on thursday
get blanked by DallASS today
what did they mean by this
Need your >shorks pepes
leggo oilers leggo take down the rat king and his gang of finks
not unironically sort of liking drake
hello lgbtning bandwagon jumper
this much autismo
babcock is the reason we arent winning the division by like 15 points right now
DUDE GRINDERS LMAO
DUDE GIVE A GUY WITH 25 POINTS IN 80 GAMES TOP 6 MINUTES LMAO
I have no idea but maybe
doubting the GOAT
If you wanna go back to Carlel, Wilson, or Pete, be my guest m8.
this. bring back horachek when?
mfw every canadian team loses in the first round
do you guys not think corey perry is the king of rat fucks with his fucky rattty fuck face fuck
coaches good red wings team
bails as soon as he sees it coming apart
finishes dead last with shit leafs team
struggling to make playoffs in the worst division despite having some of the best rookies the laffs have ever had
mfw Corey Perry could have been traded for Mike Comrie but Kevin Lowe is a moron
Well at least it led to this team.
please comment on corey perry being a mutant rodent emperor on ice
Give your head a shake idiot
don't put that spell on us man
I made my own
quads of ultimate truth
three canadian teams in the atlantic division cut, one canadian team has to make past the first round
guys a neckbeard on Sup Forums knows more than the best coach in hockey
this, kevin lowe and macT are geniuses
you dont know jack shit
Quads never lies
Quennville is better and I'm a Leafs fan. Don't be a homer.
does this not SCREAM canada, user?
sometimes I like to rip the smelliest most rank farts just to know I'm alive
id coach fucking circles around babcock
This. We should just give them to America for free
Then why isn't coach team Canada, the GOAT team? Face it, you need a GOAT coach for GOAT team and that is GOATcock and not cuckville
st laurent reffing
oh god why
Babcock winning pct: .567
Quennville winning pct: .557
blow the whistle for a penalty
nah, we're not going to call anything actually
California refpuck strikes again
how'd you know?
Quennville could win with Team Canada, so could Jared Bednar... that roster is stacked coaching has no effect
How about you count cups?
i feel bad for stamkos, if he didnt fall for the "tampa is a contender" meme, he would be on a playoff team in an actual hockey town.
/WE/ ANIME NOW
FUCK Sup Forums REEEEEEEEEEE
he doesn't like anime
nice obvious trip by Lucic
ALL ANIME FAGS LEAVE RIGHT NOW
Why did like 50 posts disappear?
haha yeah, april fools, haha, fuck off.
WHAT A MAROON
who the fuck can stop him?
ITS FUCKING TIME TO POST ANIME
/hoc/ is now an official Sup Forums colony and there is nothing you faggots can do about it
M V P
whats even the appeal to this
What team would my waifu like?"
better hope she doesn't like the >rags
let the captain take care of you baby
LAINE IS GOAT
Do not try and tell me Maroon is a good player!!!
Fast paced, hard hitting, requires skill, every one has spears in their hands and blades on their feet.
It's the patrician sport.
shitting on the >rags as much as possible tbj
tfw we can spread bulju to Sup Forums now
Judging by her color scheme, your waifu would like the Edmonton Oilers!
Good choice! After basically a decade of total garbage they're good this year!
What the fuck is this /b/-tier image? Jesus christ don't ever fucking reply to me again you are below me.
Seems kind of ridiculous to do it on ice rather than on land. But whatever floats you leafs' boats I guess.
this is now a bully thread
finns and anime are a natural combo desu
FUCK HOCKEY, POST ANIME
Fucking Christ CBC.
Those 10 year old kids atom team is like 14 white kids and 2 Indians
And they have the 2 Indians talking and the 2 of them upfront in camera view at all times during that whole segment
Holy fuck. This is Sweden tier
We get it. A few brown kids play hockey now
tfw no hockey anime
Getting tired of baseball and niggerball.
why are their heads so big?
he likes the >rags
don't EVER forget that it is the /sp/ faction in charge here, not Sup Forums
doesn't know about the >rags
why does you flag have a leaf in it?
is there any anime character who could beat mcjesus in hockey?
I don't like the "rags" because I don't even know them. That doesn't negate the fact how fucking pathetic that /b/ tier image is.
Off yourself kiddo.
You act as if I should.
Because you can go hiyai on ice. And controlling a puck on ice is very different from a ball on any other surface.
because it was based off the military college flag.
that doesnt explain why their heads are wider than their shoulders.
it isn't over yet
Still seems unnecessarily excessive and pointless.
If speed is what you're after, why not just play with roller blades?
Again, there is no real reason to it.
Its because of
its over, sorry man
hopefully you can catch some better luck next year
Are binoculars required for seeing the puck?
nobody cares what some pimply fat anime fag thinks
why dont you just get a length of rope and hang yourself
Tried using your eyes?
All sports are unnecessary and excessive. if you watch a hockey game you'll realize that hockey is very much a spectators sport, its fast and exciting compared to a lot of the other more defensively minded sports.
But its not something i could convince you without you putting effort into watching a game.
and if you don't like sports in general then it'd be impossible to convince you.
My opinion is worth triple what yours is regardless because of my flag friendo.
Please do not reply to me, you aren't worth my time.
The feeling is quite different between roller hockey and ice hockey.
he says while using an anime website
No, you're usually close to the ice if you're not a poor person.
Also, you don't need to see the puck if you know how the game is played. You can call goals from the rush if you know your shit well enough.
white people eyes only, get those squinty eyes the fuck out of here
No you just have squint... oh sorry.
Unfortunately they're always closed.
youre waifus dont exist
he says while using an anime website
Not only that but on a board dedicated to anime.
I mean what the fuck.
for all the newcomers to /hoc/ our offical team is the Chicago Blackhawks
Bonaqua anime adaptation when?
This guyIs a faggot
I cum in mine every night!
not the rags
Maroon seems like such a bro.
Unironically our year.
goonzlaf at it again
Yes he does.
Rate the Penguins' chances, lads.
/a/fags who've seem some sports animes. What are these 2 saying to each other?
how did /hoc/ alone of all the generals survive the merger?
was it because on the ongoing Sup Forums insurgency here?
I'm liking the BL vibes I'm getting from these two.
One Punch man is the only good anime.
I like anime And I like hockey I wonder if I can still use spoiler tags here
heh, my friend is a mod on this subreddit. enjoy your permanent ban for homophobic hate speech, you shitlord Drumpfykin.
mcjesus willed it
t. only seen OPM
also can I have some cheeky buljus
Oh fuck off.
t. flames fan from Sup Forums
spoiler tags work on /sp/ now
ahahaha nice dive bieksa
/hoc/ is the best general across all boards, not even kidding. /hoc/ could survive on /mlp/ from its sheer meme force.
who Sup Forums here?
WE ANIME NOW BOYS
/heem/ and /mlb/ are still up.
These hockey leafs are such brutes~
Sup Forums but watches hockey here. I mean I am a fucking leaf.
Not those leafs, fuck this shitty city.
unironically all of /hoc/
Good job hendricks you useless plug
'Muh veteran presence'
Just cost us a goal
Nice penalty Hendricks
when you look at a list of players we could have drafted instead of nugent hopkins
glass is still on the rangers
the russian god doesn't play every game
staal and girardi aren't buried 50 yards down below
FUCK YOU AV
FUCK YOU GORDO
I bet deadmontonians have shit taste in anime.
Hendricks sucks mind
/a/ now likes hockey
what the fuck
Oilers fan here, I only like normie-tier anime because I'm not a fucking nerd faggot.
they are too busy having jobs
Burke is rocking anime hair in the OP
its the only major sports general that is still active
really makes the ol neurons fire
please go back to your divegrass threads. this isnt a sport for niggers.
He's never read supinamarada
Are you trying to meme me?
So why does offside exist
he does totally look like a villain
tfw no playoffs
a-at least we anime now
using normie unironically
cant see the puck
fill me in
is it worth the read?
to stop players from cheating constantly. patrick kane would never leave the offensive zone if it didn't exist
To prevent cherry picking (players just hanging out in the offensive zone waiting for a long stretch pass while the puck is in their defensive zone)
nice 10% unemployment rate, nice 60% office vacancy
If there were more chapters yes
A long time ago it was against the rules to pass the puck forward. The modern offside system is an evolution of a series of compromises that allowed forward passing
Fight me, you fucking plug
Have you noticed every "couple" in commercials now are racemixed?
Are the Leafs ELITE?!
you don't know who you're messing with, kid
I'm confused am I supposed to be using my Sup Forums persona or my /sp/ persona when posting here?
fuck sakes edmonton stop passing right at the fucking blue line
It's kind of fucking ridiculous, desu baka senpai.
"WE'RE DONE FOR OH GOD NO"
33 days until skoda cup!
But why was it against the rules?
As if you have it any better. Come on now, we're in the trash together.
i had a feeling this general was infested with weebs are you faggots would not shut up about fighting games yesterday
you started it
Favorite anime and team, go.
Hidamari Sketch/Diebuster, Flames.
no, your defense is too shit
shinsekai yori, canucks
he says on an anime website
I take the phrase "mcjesus" as an act of war.
Penguin Drum / Bruins
Eva/Love Lab, Habs
stop being so sensitive
the only anime i have ever watched is dragonball
Some of the fucking saves Gibson has made this game
Molester Man and Ubel Blatt
Because hockey was strongly influenced by rugby. Did you never wonder why hockey players have knee high socks and shorts instead of pants?
Only Anime I ever liked was Astroboy when I was a kid
Not him, but God, I hope >we face each other in the 'offs. It would definitely be the best series of round one.
hes being a real fucker
Little Witch Academia
Unironically One Punch Man/Oilers
Was. His son is dead.
I didn't know rugby had those things either to be honest im not a sportball type.
Ok so then when they let passing forward began they made it so that you cant pass into a certain zone hence "offsides"?
he doesnt rate based cooperalls
Did you never wonder why hockey players have knee high socks and shorts instead of pants?
I thought it was because men perform better in them. Just look at /g/: they increase your programming skills!
Bloos and aku no hana
Was it AIDS?
do you have to ask?
Wow I don't know how to feel about you. On one hand you have great taste and on the other IT WAS IN
the amount of replies to this
WHY THE FUCK ARE THERE SO MANY WEEBS THAT LIKE HOCKEY
GO AWAY WEEBS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
is that what you have to say to your wife?
Don't you remember when the /a/vs were a thing?
mfw went to Timmies for the first time in two years and all the icing off of the donut is stuck to the bag
not knowing /hoc/ was a secret Sup Forums colony this whole time
getting anything other than coffee/bagels/iced caps at Tim's
tims is so bad, iced coffees are the only thing worth buying
Do we perhaps bother you in some way friend?
going out and buying coffee.
I make my own, it takes a button press, then you shower, and it's done once you're out. And what workplace doesn't have a coffee maker?
I can get better bagels at sobeys.
gryba is so shit
tfw everyone at work loves tims and I'm the only one that recognizes how shit everything they have is
posting the facebook frog
Leave this board normalfag
no it was just out desu
oilers about to play an important game
mclellan puts gryba and hendricks in
I laugh when people want to give him jack adams votes
which is the most Sup Forums team of them all, and why is it the perds?
it's like that one autist knew these anime edits would come in handy
This is absolute AIDS why are we sharing a board with the Nigger board of Sup Forums
low key this duck/oilers game is really good
but by all means continue to post random anime pictures
is the merger your doing? i just assumed it was desu
Wow fuck you.
But that would be /asp/
battle for first in the division with 5 games lef in the season
no one on /hoc/ cares
I always knew /hoc/ and Sup Forums were always the same.
It all makes sense now.
Nigger board of Sup Forums
Pretty sure that's /asp/
lol at eaves taking a penalty for getting pushed into the net FUCKIN KEK FUCK
They have all the Kawaii players in the NHL to be honest
wait so you shower at work?
getzlaf has to be the biggest whiner in the league
Every California team is full of whiners. Quick, Doughty, Getzlaf, Kesler, Thornton, Couture. All whiny babies
/hoc/ is one of the /sp/ generals that is thriving on Sup Forums
Also don't worry i don't like the blackcocks or tampon gay, just posting anime girls.
nonon is best kill la kill anyways
its still crosby
he doesn't like nui
Its more about Go Ahead. since you can actually find it completed online.
maybe when he was younger, but these days getzlaf will chase the ref down after every whistle to cry about something
Get fucked weebcuck
I'm talking about making your coffee at home in the morning, and having a coffee maker at work later, you stupid shit.
go on user, tell us about how awesome gurren lagann is
Who is Chris Getzlaf cheering for?
meh, there are worse boards than /sp/. Let's just wait it out.
N/A/SHVILLE IS THE OFFICIAL CITY OF ANIME GO GO PREDATORS!
see these muscles? not happening ladlet
WE ARE RECRUITING ALL /a/s TO JOIN US
my god, /hoc/ is gonna be run off the board at this posting speed
but nashville is full of 3DPD, generic country, and hipsters
tfw you realize the reason why there's so few /sp/ posters is because most /sp/ posters are phone posters
Except for /hoc/
Post your doggo
Not really. We're still the only active non-joke general.
You ever learn in the country towns, you just fish or watch anime in your free time weeaboo land desu
/mlb/ is still alive
literally the most resilient general on the site. the only reason /sp/ doesn't try to dump us onto /asp/ is because we'd take it over and have our own board
this was my cat, he died this week and i buried him next to a tree, i miss him alot
RIP kitty :(
Literally can not stop leaf shitposting.
This was my cat. She died at 17 years.
I mean what else is there to do in Canada
only a year old, just randomly died wednesday morning for no apparent reason
Why is there anime on my American weeb site
Man that blows
the weebs staged a coup
also i get the feeling that hiroshimoot only barely tolerates /sp/
I had a similar experience; she died without warning.
Found out I night-rape. So beware, fellow night-rapist.
He can fuck off to an internment camp if he doesn't like it
mfw in 1998, one of my cats died at a year old, and his brother ran away looking for him
Probably got stolen or ran over or eaten by coyotes
/sp/ is a pretty terrible board due to the natural population of normalfags. At least it's not /pol/.
Just reminder there people on this earth that acquired talent to draw that
More like kes HURRRRRR
/sp/ at least keeps itself contained to /sp/, /pol/ is a cancer that spreads everywhere. /his/ is nearly ruined thanks to that unfortunately
did any Canadian teams make the playoffs this year? I stopped following the Jets because they don't try to win
that sucks, probably just ate something bad
If the oilers lose. Or if they even win In OT
I never want to see Hendricks play for the oilers again
Cost us first
Best we can do with OT win is tie for first
With Anaheim having more games left
Fuck you Hendricks
The >laffs, >hasb, >snes, >flim flams and >oilels will make it this year
cats are pretty resilient to coyotes, owls are the true cat killer
Oilers, flames, Senators, Leafs, Canadiens are all in you bandwagon nigger
I stopped following the Jets because they don't try to win
so you haven't watch hockey for years?
Ah okay, not bad. I guess I'll pull for the Habs.
Only pegs and vaughncouver aren't in the series.
With Anaheim having more games left
This is game 78 for both teams
how many fucking empty nets have we missed tonight?
I went to /his/ like 5 times and half the threads were people arguing about how the South could have won the Civil War
B E S T G U R L
Alright you disgusting pathetic weebs, who wins the cup and why?
so which boards ended up merging today? i know there is /spa/, /fitlit/, and /mlpol/. is that it?
I mean, they can't ALWAYS choke right?
/cock/, /mtv/, and a few others
not liking nui
/v/ /int/, /cock/
I feel like it's gonna be a replay of the playoffs last season.
My bad pham
these fags are still sitting around waiting for the kings to lose
they can't ALWAYS choke right?
/mo/ /can/ /fap/
thinking that kongs are relevant in 2017
i bet u just started watching samuari shamploo too, faggot
member that awesome eagle logo for the caps?
The 80s Bruins say yes
ugh fuck this
there was also
/cock/ and /vint/
Never heard of it
Anton lander should be center 4th line
Letestu on right wing, caggiula on lw
Anton and letestu on PK
Team looks much better with
Lander winning face offs and killing penalties
fuck Anaheimen's goalie
Sugoi thread /sp/-kun! hockey is fun!
lander is shit, proven time and time again he can not compete in the nhl
none of this matters when your pp is 0 for 10000 though
Tfw no Bonaqua qt
No point in life
edmonton is pretty nice in the summer time
I'll be your qt user
is bonaqua /a/'s guy?
We are well known for our marinas and palm trees.
That was taken in the winter doofus
Whatever happened to him? I thought he was sent down to the minors.
I don't talk shit about Talbot. Relax.
Artist and model now with a major ad deal
something something playoff hockey
Explain this finland.
Yep he busted hard, even by Finnish standards
When is he coming back to the Oilers?
I shitpost on Sup Forums and /hoc/ threads all the time, nice to do it at the same time.
Making up for the bullshit delay of game power play you got earlier for interfering with Eaves
he was never any good
will anybody else miss the mergers when all is said and done? some of them were pretty comfy desu
which was a makeup call for the too many men penalty the refs decided not to call because getzlaf cried hard enough
Don't quack at me or my wife's duckling again
Mergers are a meme
Don't worry Ducks fans
Pic and filename related
line judge spergs out and calls delay of game on a standard change while the puck is on the other side of the rink
referee overturns it
Working as intended
who cares about a pp? we cant hardly even get a shot
tfw don't get a (you) for this because of the merger
To sell water during the games
Can't score empty netters when you're dead.
haha eat shit cucks
Get for oil
When this shit going to end? It's not like there aren't enough weebs shitting up the place normally
april fools DAY
gee i wonder
probably midnight hawaii time
could be hours yet. ours was pretty late and most of the other earlier mergers are still up.
don't be so mean anon-kun~~~~~~~~~
adding more boards makes it seem like it might last a week or so
A lot of fellow leafs in this thread
Too bad I don't give a shit about hockey
On Monday I'm gonna be rude as fuck to the Naruto (spelling) headband wearing kid in my econ class because. Had to put u on with this shit
HIT THE SHOWERS ANAHIEM
i cant believe that just fucking happened
i love you mcdavid
MY FUCKING SIDES
You're not a true leaf then.
Probably from toronto
Six million more
Nope. I'm from the land of weed and asians.
THIS DOES NOT FOOKIN SLIP
It's past midnight on the east coast faggot
aww man that might be the highlight of the season
getzcuck falling over, mcjesus and reichsaitl ending it in OT
need a webm stat
you're probably from chiliwack desu
All these coiler fans talking shit. Can't wait until your meme team gets BTFO in the playoffs, so you can all dissapear again.
Outta my way californian fucking shit
So are there any Canucks fans on here or have they all killed themselves already
Yeah Kippers sent me a sudoku text
we're still on here, it just looks like we aren't since all the canucks tripfags finally left
i havent seen kippers or lol i trol u in months
his team needs ten first overall picks in a row and a potentially generational player to make the playoffs
She changed her trip
his team needs to be gifted a #1 defenceman to win the cup
Fucking sad isn't it
move to Edmonton
they make playoffs
Thank me edmonshits
tfw more cups than the rest of the division combined
Have fun in the party van you fucking leaves
mfw a couple amerifats were angry at generational hockey players near me
he's left even after he changed it a few times
Thank you Adam
the tripcode is still the same, canuckswillmaketheplayoffs or shine or whatever >she goes by now is just the name
Laughing SO HARD at Minnesota Wild and Sup Forums
Who puts yogurt in a hat?
Fuck off Chris and Daniel
*wins Calder Trophy*
You know what I meant
mccaptian on after hours tonight, i hope im not the only one who tweeted an autistic question
*rolls burrito to celebrate*
*wins conn smythe, hart, art ross, lindsay*
Hope you asked how big his schlong is
Calder winners always bust so enjoy that meme trophy
yfw oilcucks and libtards in the SCF
not folding within the first five minutes of game 1
5 minutes is generous
mfw Talbot gets injured in game 3
Not so fast kiddo
mfw nurse falls on talbot and ends his career
mfw larsson fucks joey moss and his wife forces him to ask for a trade
finally i was looking for this one in particular.
mfw Marc Andre Bergeron shows up backstage before game 2 and pushes a security guard onto Talbot's knee and ends his career.
implying lindros would not be concussed by scott stevens while talking to the kid
who is going to get pisani's mystery disease? eberle?
I want reddit to leave
just slipped and tumbled down the stairs, ama lads
yeah, it can get pretty retarded. lots of what-if threads, i wish those fantasy threads could be filtered out
Claiming /hoc/ for /rug/
Did you spill your water
How do you like the Hawks' chances of going deep this year Corey?
w-why can't ever thread be about race theory
the hamlet of you
unironically had a bunch of tater tots smeared all over me
depends on whether or not they can overcome the shorks
Mfw about ten years ago, I burned my entire hand at work, I fell downstairs and broke my toes, then I shredded cheese later and sliced my hand in multiple parts.
Man,.archer really let himself go.
then I shredded cheese later and sliced my hand in multiple parts
i want to hear the story of how badly you fucked this one up
I worded it wrong. I meant multiple spots on my hand that were cut by the cheese grater.
Murrican /a/fag here, don't really go on /sp/ to talk about it but I like the
Thinkin bout that water
fuck off autist. the only cartoons that are acceptable here are clip art pictures
clip art pictures
i'd take anime over than endless clip art faggotry desu
I'm so sorry
Looking forward to 4 years of a shitty team on new ice.
May I interest you in a chromatically similar yet historically and presently superior team?
wew, thank hiroshimoot for /spa/. best of both worlds
Anime clipart when?
anime clipart NOW
Fuck no, I will never support those faggots.
Gretzky > Bossy
Coffey > Potvin
McDavid > Tavares
hates the oilers
looks like Sup Forums is alright after all
Anime and hockey...
Kippers is behind this
don't mention it by name, jesus christ
Coffey > Potvin
I bet you think Weber and Doughty are better than Karlsson
potvin was all about MUH HITS
wew lad. at least he didn't get run off of multiple top-tier teams like paul 'gretzky babby' coffey did
why did the GOAT stan bowman hate him so much? what did he understand that you didn't?
How mad were you /hoc/?
Coffey only left Edmonton because they couldn't afford him
lol fucking casual
E X P O S E D