Now go away or get exploded, jocks!
MEGUMIN on the front page of /spa/
filthy frog wants to get his paws on megumin
basically bootleg France
For all /sp/ friends visiting, this is Megumin. She is for lewd. EXTREMELY lewd. The most lewd things your mind is capable of comprehending. Say naughty, indecent, depraved things about her.
complaining about the french
when they're basically frogs themselves
he doesn't choose aqua-sama as his waifu
Are you actually going to lewd Megumin while /sp/ is here? T-that's a whole new level of lewd.
I thought this girl wasn't supposed to be a slut?
Those legs tho.
YUNYUN IS BEST GIRL.
ANYONE WHO SAYS OTHERWISE IS WRONG.
Posting superior Crimson Magic Clansman.
WHO WANTS TO TALK ABOUT SOME FOOTBALL!?
SOMEONE POST THE BULLY COMIC
This. Yunyun is for hugs.
wears a choker
not a slut
Black belt in blowjobs
I want to bone Megumin!
Megumin is for NTR.
Her belt says boom
They who drew Yunyun getting bullied, someone find him and tell him to torture exploding girl for a bit, maybe have Kazuma ignore her.... until suicide
not mating press impregnation
Are you not getting tired of acting like an edgelord on the Internet?
Megumin is a big dumb nerd with a big fat buttq
if dubs no konosuba season 3
So the miscarriage is ok, but not the suicide, that's too edgy to ask for, got it
Season 3 confirmed.
Hai hai, Kazuma desu.
implying the miscarriage was okay
I never said that.
He's having a hard time.
The merge with /sp/
has left him in despair.
Imagine how hot it would be for Shaq to manhandle her tiny body. I'd love to see him rail a screaming Megumin against a wall with his powerful ebony member while not letting her feet touch the floor, while her pussy juices run down her slender, twitching legs.
Megumin's butt is canonically normal-sized.
Leave me handle this, Aqua-sama grant me some dubs.
No one thinks it's ok... no one, there needs to be a different target though
You posted the wrong goddess.
P A D S
Don't pad your chest, Eris.
BIG DUMB NERD
BIG FAT BUTT
OKAY MATES THIS IS IT, IF WE HAVE SOME TRIPS S3 IS CONFIRMED
Capital letters make it look serious.
Well, at least it's not fat.
Why is she so perfect?
Perfect perfection can't be explained.
trips for s4 confirmed
Because she's adorable and you can carry her small body around the house for fun.
She just is.
I can't stop thinking about that post an user made yesterday about fucking a tiny megumeme against a wall while her feet dangle above the ground.
/sp/ics will learn what a real waifu is. Megumin is perfect waifu material. Start fapping, /sp/ortos, this is going to be a while.
I need some ideas for a Megumin drawing. What's a good way to blend some Canadian into her style?
Replace the symbol on her eye-patch with a maple leaf, and have her carrying a bottle of Mrs. Buttersworth.
Given the height difference, Megumin would literally be over 2 feet (71cm) above the ground if Shaq was fucking her.
Reminder that Cecile molested Megumin and she is used goods.
It was doing alright until the Anglo Man set his beady little Anglo eyes on it, and started spreading his Anglo lies.
How can she be so good?
Yes, but your post doesn't please me because Megumin is for Kazuma and Kazuma only.
Is this made up or something in the novels?
Is Kazuma tall enough to lift Megumin off the ground with his penis though? He's a 160cm manlet, and Megumin has very longs legs for her height. She could probably stand on her tippy toes as Kazuma was pounding her.
Cecily has a rotten personality, just like every Axis cultist because they take up after Aqua. She takes a bath with Megumin, and apparently gets a little touchy with her.
LET ME I'M A CRIMSON DEMON
Truly the best girl.
Does Aqua even know more of here followers are crazy-fucks, scam artists, and rapists?
He just has to lift her up, or use Aqua's stepping stool.
she promotes it
No, she genuinely thinks her followers are good, and refers to them as such every time someone badmouths them.
Her being a junkie is a recurring joke, she even tries to push her drugs on Megumin and gets her to join in on selling it. This is all a while after the bath molestation. Also, she committed a large-scale terrorist attack on her home city and successfully framed it on the Demon King's army.
What a depraved slut! How dare she try to corrupt /ourgirl/.
I'm so happy our love of the MEME transcendes borders senpai.
Wow, how come the literal demon who is just a mask and the undead lich are better people that just a pathetic human?
Didn't she fuck an old rich guy for money or something?
I'd do a Wolbach.
No. She helped an old guy as a potion tester, but Yunyun thought she was selling her body.
Megumin is p u r e.
Who the "good guys" and "bad guys" are is really up to interpretation. Megumin commits mass-murder against the demons while they're praying, after they've already put down their weapons and surrendered. She laughs like a maniac when they plead and cry for help. Also, she kills the person that taught her explosion magic.
Wolbachia a best
Do you think Megumin likes sports /spa/ ?
oops, wanted to post this.
I wanna FUCK that meme girl
Why is megumeme so popular?
Is it because her design is incorporates several fetishes at once?
Yes. Her favorite sport is
running away from frogs.
The anime made her even cuter.
Me gusta Megumín.
Her design is cute-lewd at the same time, so I like it, but what got me into her was the LNs to be honest.
Best personality, best design. Her conception ensured the success of Konosuba.
it's because she is the ultimate chuuni
The board is moving way too fast.
Her design is really, really good. It just hits a perfect spot.
Needs to be faster.
Nothing a Megumin thread can't handle.
What would drunk Megumin be like?
I've done a lot of cuteposting, and enough lewdposting to get me a lifetime sentence in Canada
Post cool Megumins instead
Not too bad, actually
Megumin is totally not a dork. She's very cool.
The problem with this user is that a cool Megumin is a lewd Megumin,
She truly is a conundrum.
She is already a little fighty when she is sober, so I imagine she would be the other kind, affectionate. She would probably let go of her pride and tell people embarrasing things, letting everyone know how she feels about everyone just to regret the next morning.
Also, the LNs should totally cover this side of her, drunk Megumin sounds cute as fuck.
There are degrees of lewdness.
Megumin is always lewd. But Megumin casting a spell while doing a cool pose is less lewd than Megumin getting railed against a wall while her feet aren't touching the ground.
I like Megumin too
She always hit me like a truck.
In front of everyone, Megumin, whose face was flushed red, leaned her head on my shoulder with a fawning expression plastered on her face…
“Hm- Oi Aqua! This firl ish… Eh, I fan’t speak clearly…”
Megumin needs to get drunk more often.
Never watched this anime. What's wrong with her leg?
Thieves are pretty cool.
Reminder: Kazuma best gril.
Nothing, she just wraps it in bandages to look cool.
I want to punch Megumin in the stomach!
If I'm not wrong this was from that time
they ate blowfish that was poisoned, right?
Close enough, this only makes me more excited about a future scene.
when the VA looks exactly like their character
What the fuck?
He can be pretty kakkoii.
Is this a sport?
Why this show is trash?
It's a sport now.
You have questionable taste.
What would have happened if Aqua didn't interrupt this moment by stealing Kazuma's anal virginity?
A slap on the balls. Then the Megumin has learned a male's weakness. Aftermath is .
A slap on the balls
How did Darkness and Iris
discover Kazuma's real identity on the spot while Megumin and Aqua couldn't?
Sorry, it's been a while since I read volume 6.
Im being grateful for the pic
Yummy yummy chuuni cunny pound it and cummy all over her tummy
Ready for combat.
Go forth, my trusty steed!
I love that smile on her face. She's like "hehehe i'm sexy look at me lol"
She wants to be treated like an adult after all.
You post a lot
If making Megumin cum was a sport, I'd compete at the Olympic level.
I have nothing better to do.
Reminder that every time there is a Megumin thread, Hyoizaburou is watching closely those who like posting lewd pics of his daughter.
You don't want to get into trouble with your future father in law, do you user?
Does this look like the face of mercy to you?
Bet he knows how to super slam someone.
Well everyone in chuuni land is an arch wizard so I guess it's better not mess with him.
Would you pay to have a slimy Megumin all over you?
Megumin is a mean bully.
can be best waifu of 2 boards at once
Can we merge with more?
I'm going to bully her back
None, that's gross
Megumin is NEVER gross, even when she's covered in frog saliva.
HAHA WA YUIYUI
I'd take all of Kazuma's debts and pay them with construction work.
I'm onto you, France.
CHICHI WA HYOIZABURO!
this is why we can't have nice things, Columbia
You'd know all about explosions, right France?
Here's a cute Megumin
How well does Megumin get with explosion magic later on? Or does she still suffer from one pump chump?
What? She looks WAY better then the that ugly 2D bitch
She can fire it without chanting now. It's still a once-per-day thing, though.
Still suffers from one explosion a day. That one explosion however gets stronger and stronger as the story goes on.
Does she still go helpless, or can she at least limp away?
That's pretty neat though, insta-casting explosion sounds like fun. Doesn't really go with Megumin's chuuni character though.
She always gives all her mana so she still needs the piggyback rides. On the other hand, she mastered her spell thanks to using points on fast-chanting so now she is able to cast instant explosions without chanting.
This happens at the end of volume 9.
Get drunk with
She still chants most of the time just because it's cool.
She only used the insta-explosion once so far, and it was against the person that taught her explosion magic.
start show yesterday
desperately build Megumin folder today
I need to watch S2 still, but it's worth it.
it's too late
She's crying for Kazuma a lot, but I don't think he's coming to save her
You have good taste user.
I somehow envy you now, I don't have more Konosuba episodes to watch. That until the second ova that comes out in July and then
Season 3 of course.
WTF!! I thought this was a cute story about used goods? How did it go so wrong?
actually please do, i haven't seen it and i can't find it
That's mean, Brasil-san, you will make Yunyun cry and she is my best customer.
How would you comfort Yunyun?
Just posted user
I envy all of you. I've watched genuinely shitty shows before just to hang out in certain threads, and I missed out on this good one.
Great, not only do we have reddit users, we now have mexicans and the damn leafs, too.
Konosuba threads are mostly suffering though. I only feel at ease when I'm with my Megubros.
I saved the way original user posted, didn't even think about putting them together, thanks user.
Is this show worth watching?
Flag update for Megumin posters:
Did you expect this variety of countries while we were all posting anonymously?
Personally I thought most of you were all Americans and very few Europeans.
I'm pretty sure she also has some of the highest representation in the waifu flag thread, with a lot of different flags there too.
Do you like fun and cute girls and explosions
NGNL did comedy better and Re:zero did stories and characters better. this series was "meh", but because /a/s favorite youtubers loved it, they have to make it seem like a masterpiece
I'm just going to pretend you didn't finish that thought. Unless you were going to say "nothing right" it's /trash/ for you.
nigger i got my fucking normalfag friends to watch this show even though they claimed "its stupid" while we binge watched 2-4 episodes at a time during both airings
/sp/ will like it
go back to jacking off to Kana fucking dragoncuck
You can keep pretending that KonoSuba didn't have the best voice acting of any anime in the last 5 years, but you'd be wrong.
And look, an user to prove my point.
Did you even watch it, or did you just hear it from a video that it was "Trash"?
She's still helpless after casting, but Yunyun learns teleport so Megumin can get warped back to safety the moment she fires her explosion off. After that Kazuma can just drain touch her ability to walk again.
They abuse this when they go to the front lines to fight in Volume 9. The Demon Army General was whittling down their fort by casting explosion on it every day and teleporting away. Kazuma, Megumin, and Yunyun counterattack by doing the exact same thing. With Kazuma's hide skill they're also able to sneak far past enemy lines, letting Megumin deal as much damage as possible with each attack. The explosion harassment used against Beldia at the start of the series gets taken to its logical extreme, and it's amazing.
this entire post
NGNL had awful comedy. It completely relied on pop culture references and otaku pandering. If you seriously think that's better than Konosuba's gags that rely on context and delivery, then you're a complete secondary.
Also, Re:Zero's characters were really bland. The show made up for it by making decent use of them, but they're still completely one-dimensional.
It's Seinfeld The Anime MMO.
Whoa whoa hey.
No need to bring dragon loli into this.
Ah, yes. Because "EXPLOSIONS EX DE" is great "timing and delivery".
I'm not even going to reply.
"Hai hai Kazuma desu" is brilliant comedy, you philistine
When did good voice acting become the staple of a "Good anime"?
Doesn't Aqua have insane mana reserves? Can't they fire two or three a day with drain touch shenanigans?
Well it's the only joke most of Sup Forums and leddit likes to use over and over and over and over and over and over again.
I watched it. I guess saying it did nothing right was unfair. The middle third was completely fine when it wasn't just padding its runtime. Rem and Ram were pretty good. Still, I shouldn't have to constantly be reminded that it's a light novel every single episode with all the faffing about that the characters are doing.
Reminder that I liked Megumin before the anime bandwagoning.
Fuck off argies.
I loved when they used this tactic, it was probably the smartest attack to this date. Making good use of everyone's skills and being completely flawless and effective. That's why Yunyun shouldn't join them, otherwise they would be at the demon king's castle gates in less than a volume.
Aqua's a prude and doesn't like her mana getting robbed from her by lich abilities. Instead she uses the wall-building skills she picked up at the start of the series to repair and rebuild the fort, and her water manipulation to dry it instantly. Eventually the fort repairs outpace the damage the demon general's daily explosions deal to it, so she adds murals and taunts to the walls.
What are you a hipster? And who says everyone that's posting here didn't read the light novels before the anime came out?
Enjoy your (You)
You're okay frog, my grandpa was from there, he liked snails.
I wonder if Megumin has eaten snails.
That's fucking hilarious. Also, she let herself be used for the Destroyer. Seems kinda weird that she wouldn't want to defeat the demon king as fast as possible.
Why is this show so shit? It got boring after the first season, quickly throwing out the nice touch of picking on Isekai and RPG tropes, and turning itself into a boring harem comedy.
And the characters got so boring after a while.
WAHH WAHHH STOP IT!!!!!
OH, I AM SO HUMILIATED! OH YES!!
trying that hard to ruse
What ruse? Does the series actually get better?
It's not like she was particularly happy about being used then, either. When Kazuma actually started draining her even she remarked at how much mana Megumin actually needed.
I dont get it either.
The premise is nearly identical to Sword Art Online and ReZero.
hurr all isekais are the same
It's a totally different type of show dumb dumb
I want Wiz to look at me like this.
I want Wiz to look at me like this.
it focuses on comedy
wow totally different
P-please don't judge the show I LIKE!
It's supposed to be shit!
Yeah. You know these things called "genres"?
You've got comedy over here - am I going too fast for you?
Wow, so it's as good as Adam Sandler movies?!
Are you having a giggle
all comedies are the same
So it's worse?
Why are you the way you are
Why is KonoSuba so shitty?
is the crimson demon clan a real clan or is it just a bunch of chuuni girls
replying to obvious b8
Well they are fans of KonoSuba.
I hear mental deficiency runs in their veins
Why? You faggots never seem to leave any thread that isn't Konosuba related alone.
They're genetically modified humans with red eyes, black hair, high intelligence and proficiency in magic, chuunibyou syndrome and a barcode tattoo on their butt.
It's a real clan, they're all genetically-modified humans made by a Jap Aqua brought in way back. That's the reason they all have high mana reserves and red eyes.
There's some boys in the clan too, but you don't want to talk about them.
No, but there shouldn't be a problem if that was the case.
How is it assuming when it's correct?
I'm pretty sure it's not just her who runs away from you.
Yes, that was pretty unnice. Words can hurt, you know?
tfw 11.3 cm