Japanese cuisine

>Japanese cuisine

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Why do Japanese developers include so much unnecessary and bizarrely specific little details in their games, and then shit the bed on the actual GAME part?

It's like a very consistent thing with these people. Complete inversion of priorities and competence.

>we better do everything we can to make sure ff15 doesn't bomb
>i know, let's get our most talented artists to spend all their time making fucking food
>people like videogames about eating, right?

Please delete this image and thread.

Thanks.

- Jerry

That's some good looking toast.

It's actually French you dumb sack of shit

>"flame roasted"
>no way that's flame roasted at all
>not performing the culinary technique of "toasting" the bread to create toast

What's next, microwaved toast?

it could be worse

>Guy looks so thoughtful when he says needs to prepare something to eat
>Makes toast

I don't get japs

top kek

Because "muh vision"
To be fair, there's a handful of jap devs who actually focus on the gameplay. I remember an excerpt from Itagaki (the guy who worked on Ninja Gaiden Black) going something along the lines of
>some guy went our of his way to create these assets and add them into the game, and I told him to scrap it because it added nothing to the gameplay

>He doesnt boil his toast

Could you get any more pleb?

To be fair, that is an immaculate piece of toast

Yes, by boiling toast.

Fucking Britbongs.

I remember my granddad used to joke about Russian sandwiches being 2 slices of bread with nothing in between

>not sauteing your toast

do you even chef?

What the fuck even happens to bread when you boil it?

I've squashed bread into a ball and deep fired it but never boiled.

it actually can get worse

How the fuck is that worse? Have you even fucking tried it mate?

Also someone post the Ja/ck/ webums

>Australia
JUST DELETE THIS FUCKING COUNTRY ALREADY

I've actually eaten a toast sandwich before

it's good for something that takes literally 2 minutes to make

>literally just notbutter and sugar on bread
Can it get worse than that?

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Yeah, the sprinkles are actually just ground up onsect bits because it is too expensive to import real sprinkles. They are called hundreds and thousands because of the cost to import sprinkles and the amount of insects required to fill a jar.

Eating that isn't actually a bad thing. It's just bread with butter and sugar, I eat that as well sometimes. The only bad part is the idea that it has its own Wikipedia article and apparently a cookbook as well.

That's Marvel Cookbook tier.

Sure but why not at least add a slice of cheese and some ham, or something. It takes a few seconds extra and then you won't just be eating bread on bread on bread.

Ketchup on eggs is the worst thing that Japan consistently does, third nuke when?

>had to spell check saute
>is now a chef

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Living upside down changes the way you think, huh?

Fucking stop, please

I beg you

>For those on the go

I don't know about cheese, but ham is haram.

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Please kill yourself right now

Are you trying to make me vomit?

Oh, are we doing this? It's on motherfucker

delet this

>murikan """""""""""""""cuisine""""""""""""""

>all Japanese developers are the same
>all Japanese games are the same

The funny part is i don't even know if you're making that up. Australia is such a shithole and I love it

Then add some slices of chicken or turkey.

All these peasants who have never had a proper chip butty

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Hundreds and thousands of what?

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That's Mexican tho

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he's right though

that is the trashiest thing I've even seen
and I've seen plenty of those clickbait "tasty" videos

t. Ahmemud

Chip butty is a legitimately good thing.

But we're past the point of no return.

>I've actually eaten a toast sandwich before
WOAH that is absolutely insane, how did you manage to do it?

Spiders.

>Chip butty on a cold night
That's true /comfy/

fucking mexican roach people

stop

If you want some jap food porn play muramasa.

youtube.com/watch?v=rnQBF2CIygg

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Fucking why? This is literally the dumbest fucking thing I've ever seen.

AND THIS

IS TO GO

EVEN FURTHER BEYOND

who the hell needs that much potato in a single mouthful?

NO MORE. WE'VE GONE TOO FAR

OK I laffed.

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That's an uncooked croque-monsieur

never gets old

Ever heard of PlatinumGames? Every game developer has its own priorities. Doesn't have anything to do with nationality.

Hungry russians and women who really like downies

All right now I'm seriously getting sick.

The toothpaste sandwiches were lol so fahnny joek, but this looks like someone not only spent effort on it, but actually ate a piece of it as well.

Many sub-sections of games are usually outsourced or handled by specialized teams.

While programmers were trying to take on the entire game, a group of artists went around creating the food and other items that you visually see.

It's the reason why mini-games might vary in quality from the main game.

thats not toothpaste user

>nigger "cuisine"

I'm going to puke.

In Conclusion

Anglos have shit cuisine

This seems like a harmless prank to play on friends for their birthdays, no?

The absolute madmen.

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>Like beans
>Like pizza
>wtf is this shit.jpg

>There's nothing weird and strangely specific in Dark Souls

>I'm so edgy and racist
Are you 14?

This is probably the least offensive of the bunch. I could eat this, you cowards.

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THERE'S NO BRAKES ON THIS TRAIN MOTHERFUCKERS

Smörgåstårta is some good shid m8. Sandwich cake ftw. Especially ham ones and ones with salmon. Yumyum.

that is fucking disgusting, I refuse to believe somebody that disgusting exists.

>murikan """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""food"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

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What episode of Absolutely tasty is this? I need the audio for this debacle.

I know, I was talking about the pictures posted before it.

That shit's mayonnaise, right?

>PlatinumGames
>Dark Souls

Holy shit, you don't even know what you're talking about.

WTF is this bongs?

>australian cuisine

>work in an office with several black women
>holiday parties, everybody brings food
>no lie, mac n cheese, collered greens, and other "black people food"
>it all tastes like grease and butter
>worst diarrhea of my life later that night
>another Christmas party is coming

>that
>croque-monsieur

i don't know what you smoked but i want some of it

>I cant take a joke

>british cuisine

You don't want to know, and I'm a bong myself.