Full Clip Edition

Anybody excited for this? I'm definitely picking it up.

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I forgot this game exists, what's new in this edition?

>no new content
>just better graphics and a Duke Nukem skin
I loved Bulletstorm, but I'll pass.

It's about time Butterdick Jones got some more love. Day one buy.

When is it coming out?

>Original game is garbage that gets boring after 10 minutes
>Now with gearbox Nukem
I'd rather get a good shooter

shitty remaster for full price. Now with duke as playable character because lol!

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Not even a /k/ommando and I am triggered.

Yeah I'd rather not give money to Randy anymore.

It's not a skin though, he has dialogs

>Original game is garbage that gets boring after 10 minutes

Spotted the casual shitter who can't appreciate good gameplay

>onscreen button prompts: the game

Can you replace the generic ass John McEverydude protagonist with the King for the entire game or is just a bonus mission?

came here just to post this

>he has dialogs
So?

>glued to the floor
>weak weapons
>every action but shooting is strictly context sensitive
>good

as dumb as it is, 'Full Clip' sounds and looks better on a game cover than 'Full Magazine'.

So it's not "just a skin".

Are you fucking dense that I need to write things twice or what?

Well think of another name then?

>We will call this full clip
>But John... clip is...
>I said, FULL CLIP
>B-but
>I AM IN CHARGE HERE
>Okay... full clip it is

Full mag edition

Then shorten it to 'Full Mag'.

Yeah, I get that its not technically a 'skin' because it has dialog.

So?

to me full clip sounds retarded but that is my subjective opinion and i'm happy you have your own

>People are getting triggered by full clip in Bulletstorm
Did you even play the game? The entire game is cringe worthy, filled with dumbass lines that makes no sense

So that's why I corrected you.

Jesus man, you're as dumb as a brick.

I enjoyed the first game enough to buy the second game on release. I hope they don't do something stupid like use Denuvo.

>British guns.jpg

Thank you for posting that. I lost my shit at Banana Rammer.

>That image
>Implying cho didn't repeatedly hit exactly what he was aiming at.

Its a useless correction, because it changes nothing.

Dialog or no, it still adds fucking nothing of value to the remaster. You're just being an autismo.

>You're just being an autismo.

Not him but we are on Sup Forums. We are all autistic.

How does shooting like a girl aim high, but hunching over like a GOLEM GET YE GONE make you accurate?

Holy shit you people have the nerve to call this game cringe worthy yet you laugh at stuff like this? What hypocrites.

Well they overstated how forward you lean, but it reduces the kickback from the gun. Hence why the woman not leaning into it hits high.

Its not even a bonus of the game, its a bonus Pre-order.
And i really hope that someone will still buy the fucking Duke name so we can save him from that shitty Gearbox

Pitchford isn't going to let go of the Duke IP unless he's forced to.

So unless Gearbox goes bankrupt and they have to sell their IPs, Duke is kill.

I'll torrent it since I already own the original on 360.

>2010 was almost 7 years ago

Compensating for recoil you dense fuck.

We can't just kill Randy either as he is protected by the Devil. Because he doesn't want to have to put up with that cunt for all eternity.

I pirated the game years ago and was fun. I could take it when It has a good discount.

Do This have MP? I heard something about a coop campaign...

>Bioshock is nearly 10 years old
>The last Half Life release was nearly 10 years ago
>Modern Warfare released almost 10 years ago and 99% of FPS games are still based on its formula

That super edgy as fuck ending were the japborg comes back to life and says there is no god. Like what the fuck was that?

>>Modern Warfare released almost 10 years ago and 99% of FPS games are still based on its formula
Nigger, we are way past the MMS phase. Look at overwatch and CSGO.

Never liked this game. Shit felt like it was writte by a edgy 10 year old because they kept saying dick this or dick that. It was too cringeworthy.

>OR I WILL KILL YOUR DICKS!
I loved it when I was 15.

Fuck I feel old.

2 games

It was a reference to an earlier line of dialogue

i've the original, but due to GFWL i cannot play it
i'm pirating it

That everyone want's to copy.

The writing was still tons better than in most AAA titles these days.

I always liked how the asshole bad guy ended up being the best character

It only became a notable genre this year so we'll have to wait and see. CS has had its own niche forever without growing, so maybe Overwatch becomes as influential as CoD. Titanfall 2 shows that the old Call Of Duty formula is still actively in use today.

You're a dummy

Isn't serrano a type of ham?

Apparently telling Steam to give it to everyone who owns the original is Not Possible

All units, be advised: Feminism is awesome

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If he had any shred of intelligence, he would get Steam to give discount coupons to those that already own the game. And he would advertise that.

>Overwatch
>Copied by Paladins and Battleborn
>CS:GO
>Copied by Rainbow Six Siege and some shitty free to play games
Wow surely everybody wants to copy those games

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Things take time. In 5 years the market will become flooded with Overwatch clones.

Yet Darksiders did it, Randy is a lying sack of shit.

FUCKING GEARBOX MARKETERS GO THE FUCK OUT JESUS SUCKING DOGS DICK NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR SHITTY COMPANY GAME, FUCKING FUCK OFF FOREVER THIS SHITHOLE, DON'T EVER COME BACK WITH YOUR FUCKING SHITTY BORDERLANDS 3 SHIT. FUCK THIS PLACE.

no user. It's shitty.

>Fully Cocked Edition
Would have worked with the game since they're constantly saying dick.

I'll probably get it since I never got to really enjoy the co-op before they shut the servers down. I also don't have any of the DLC. No way in fuck I'm paying 60 dollars though, even to get Duke. I'll wait for it to drop to 20-30 and grab it

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Or A dick full of bullets edition.

I still can't buy original Bulletstorm from PC due to GFWL restrictions on selling to countries not supported by GFWL.

>Dick Kickem Forever Edition

It's a hot pepper.

>>The last Half Life release was nearly 10 years ago
holy shit, this cant be true

why those motherfuckers did this to us?

why they dont they release hl3? its like they dont want to make any money

They make more money on their Microtransaction games. There's no way they could realistically put microtransactions into a pure SP game and have it go over well.

So actually the reason they're not making Half Life 3 is because they WANT to make money.

Boy I sure can't wait for them to blame pirates for their shitty game failing again.

Thinking about it. The concept is interesting (it's like Devil May Cry as an FPS). Played the demo on 360 ages ago.