Game asks you to select language

>game asks you to select language
>search for English
>it shows up the American flag instead of the UK flag

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>it does both american and uk flags, divided down an angle

shiggy diggy

I'm pretty certain Britain's national language has been Arabic since 2012.

>Game gives a UK option
>entire game's text becomes pic related

>select american flag
>entire game is suddenly in spanish
Wooooow

>very first post

Good show, old bean.

It's a bloody travesty mate.

>Select state
>CA
>Everything switches to Spanish

American English is closer to traditional English than British English is today.

OI YA FUCKFACE OLD MUPPET THIS IS ROIGHT INNIT?

>age_difference
>yuri

Is this the worst two tag combination ever?

the only people who find british english attractive are americans, because it's exotic to them. all other foreigners prefer NA english because it's significantly easier to understand.

American English is for dummies. British English is superior.

But I'm sure you could care less.

more like best

u avin a laff?

British English is a garbage non-English English. It's polluted.

So you admit American English is for the lazy and dumb

>select british flag
>everyone starts speaking arabic

>all other foreigners
>the lazy and dumb
this is why europe hates you

>not an Australian flag

Non-native English speaker here. I have to say I've always preferred American English. Almost everyone I know would agree it's better.

>french language
>its a flag of quebec

Lucky Americans escaped this in Paper Mario Sticker Star and cannot truly understand its awfulness

Have you not heard people speak English with a British accent? You don't pronounce half of the letters in any of your words

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about five bong, eh chap?

O B S E S S E D
B
S
E
S
S
E
D

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>it's a sissy brit bois throw another hissy fit episode

UK flag is used for Arabic these days.

>tfw Britcucks were so mad about America using their accent that they purposely switched their style of speaking after they lost the colonies

u avin a giggl m8

>it's supposed to be an stealth age-gap /u/ thread
>triggered americans start coming in and arguing

Tally-ho!

>mfw

This is actually true, modern Britbong has been corrupted by Continentals (and Celts) influencing the language. American English although not the exact same as the Puritan frontiersmen is much closer in a lot of ways to Olde English.

The only thing we let fall to the wayside are some grammar and spelling conventions and the boner for Latin.

>go to England on vacation with some friends
>we have to meet at the hotel at 9pm
>it starts to get dark out
>go to check my watch
>I forgot it
>Decide to go ask someone
>find someone to ask
>ARE YOU WIMBLY FOURS MATE!? IM CRIMBO NINAN SAX APPLE SMIBBLY DIN BIBBLY CHAP
>have no idea what he just said, ask him to repeat it
>YOU WOT M8?
>he starts to laugh maniacally
>Big Ben rings out
>everyone stops in the fucking street
>a carriage with the initials HRH rides down the street
>the fucking queen herself sticks her head out
>OI YOU GITS DID YE HEAR THAT!? IT BE 6 BONG
>driver pokes his head out
>6 BONGERS?
>another man leaps out of the sewer
>6 FECKING BONG?
>people start pouring out in the street
>YA WANKERS IT BE CRIMBO SIX-A-BONG-
>store clerks and chimney sweeps chanting SIX A-BONG SIX A-BONG
>we try to get away, the filth is choking me
>SIX A-BONG, SIX A-BONG, OLLY JOLLY ITS SIX-A-BONG!
>the lyrics drown everything out, can't avoid the dancers
>BANG UP THE KNACKERS AND SMACK YER MUM-
>OLL IN THE STREETS ITS SIX A-BONG!
>fish and chips being thrown into the air en masse at this point
>our fucking faces

Funny how the same thing happened in Taiwan/China. Taiwan uses the traditional Chinese characters while China uses the simplified. Just goes to show that all the smart people leave, and all that's left are the dum-dums.

>Start game; list of countries to select is displayed.
>United States is at the bottom.

tfw these types of images are rare

>comparing us customary units with metric
>lol you dumb yanks, metric is simpler and better
>comparing us english with british english
>TOO DUMB TO UNDERSTAND OUR COMPLICATED SYSTEM? LOL DUMB YANKS

>game is made by the devs from your country
>no option to use your country's language

I don't get it.

>Needing to understand whats going on in a serious sam game

Croat pls

more like sCroat
amirite?

Savage roast bruh

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ENGLISH (UK)
ENGLISH (USA)
ENGLISH (CA)
ENGLISH (AUS)
ENGLISH (NZ)

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>language select screen is a bunch of flags.
>click British flag.
>all the text is swirly Arabic.

you get triggered pretty easy

>burgers unironically think ebonics is better than rhyming slang

BURN

Learn to speak English correctly, then bitch about it.

>they think anything sounds better than a New York accent

>Spanish (vital wave)
>Spanish (genkidama)

Should really be this, but yes the UK flag is certainly better than the flag of baboons that speak a rotten dialect barely resembling English.

>/u/ image
>topic isn't /u/ related at all

Well then, guess I'll contribute a /u/ and Sup Forums related image

I don't get it.

>doctor can I get my flu shot now that I'm healthy?
>I heard those cause autism!
>T-thanks for telling me what I needed to hear doc

>you could care less.
Oh, I see what you did there m8.
I certainly hope it was your intent to have a giggle with that phrase, or you can join the yanks.

>tfw got a blowjob from a girl with a Boston accent

I couldn't stop cumming for 30 seconds

Vaccines are unnecessary and do more harm than good though.

Sup Forums doesn't care much for /u/. /y/ however is extremely related to Sup Forums's interests.

>you could care less
hehehe

>this is what burgers believe

This is why your country as a higher infant mortality rate than Guam.

It starts with U. It should be near the bottom.

>English
>Shows up as Canadian flag

>French
>Shows up as Canadian flag

but /y/ doesn't like traps, so neither fit.

Yeah all those millions of American kids dying from polio and tuberculosis every day, so sad.

I hope you dont have children

>BioWare game
>English is the Canadian flag

Why the fuck is this allowed?

its okay

>mfw a game will never have English represented with a New Zealand flag.

Stay mad

>B-brittania rule the waves!

>but /y/ doesn't like traps
What a bunch of faggots.

Eiu 'avin ah fokin gigle might? caas iu'll fokin bash ya 'ead in eiu bloudy knob

>ENGLISH (UK)
>ENGLISH (INDIA)
>ENGLISH (PHILIPPINES)
>ENGLISH (USA)
>ENGLISH (AUS)
>ENGLISH (NZ)

>An Australian state gets their own English

smdh m8

We Brexited before Brexiting was cool.

1902, never forget.

Who are these lesbians

>Nicoposter

Do you think your opinions is worth anything?

Even lower than bratposters

Was it worth it? All so you could shag some sheep?

>Sup Forums doesn't care much for /u/
Delete this. /u/ is our sister board and we must be nice to them.
Also, /u/ is for patricians

m8, you guys banned small breast porn and have super slow internet.

Was it worth it? The answer is clear; yes!

Read the filename you nig

>no game will ever offer >ENGRISH (Japan)

But I'm Canadian.

>banned small breast porn

Is this place run by fucking nazis? Jesus Christ.

>Australian sensibilities are too plebian to appreciate the wonder that is DFC
Fuck this country

A FUCKING LEAF

>Easy, simple,streamlined equals dumb
I mean I know this is bait, but come on

>banned small breast porn

What the fuck? No really, literally what the fuck?

Do Australians not know that there are small breasted adults or are they really just pants-on-head fucking retarded?

>tfw Kiwis didn't leaf out

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>He got a Boston style blowjob
Lucky fuck

Nothin' personnel (((John Key))).

God defend New Zealand, God save the Queen.

>or are they really just pants-on-head retarded?
Yeah.

>come visit Canada

What did they mean by this?

This is fucking annoying. Like Albanians are buying a lot of games.

It's to keep the Irish out.

What is this insult to Juicy Lucys?