Any ideas for jokes that gamers would appreciate? I'm thinking of writing a joke book

Any ideas for jokes that gamers would appreciate? I'm thinking of writing a joke book.

Serious replies only, please.

Do you know what happened to the man who thought he could fly?

He couldn't!

this vidya doodle is making my dick hard

Did you hear the one about the OP?
He's gaymer

When was the last western video game with bikini armor?

I miss them.

Do you know what happened to the man who got all he wanted?

he never played videogames again!

>Serious replies only, please.

Did you mistakenly post this on Sup Forums instead of reddit?

So a moth goes into a podiatrist's office.

What did the creeper say to the man?

Ka-Boom! xDDD ™

No steal

kill yourself nigger
>4chinz is for memes and shitposting only xD
gb2leddit

Have all of the characters be frogs and talk about how sad and pitiful their lives are. I'm sure Sup Forums will totally pirate it and give it a good read.

With that said if you are being for real then ignore all of the "jokes" you learn on Sup Forums. Hell not even Sup Forums get most of them as they feel to see that the jokes are meant to be ironic but instead take them at face value. If Sup Forums can't even get their own jokes then how do you expect a normal person to?

>book.
Who's buying books nowadays? shit's so bad publishers are resorting to turn classics into chatroom messages in order to appeal to children. Just make a youtoot channel and monetize your joke videos.

What a shitty drawing.

This is what I had come here to post, but alas, you have beaten me to it, my friend. It would appear that OP is a big-time square and he should return to Squaresville (AKA reddit).

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Only morons read joke books.
only biggest morons write joke books.
enjoy your money, you are basically a whore.

>>>/reddit/

You hear about the the guy who spoodfed a newfag?
He's a fucking faggot who needs to stop talking and go suck his bull's dick. No seriously stop giving advice here you fag, if you don't know how Sup Forums works by now you shouldn't even be here.

The cake was a lie!

>Passcuck since 2014

This is the real joke

He was destroyed!

They would probably have to be jokes thickly dressed in irony and self pity to be any good. That, or you could do weird meta humour where you say "Greatest gaming joke of 2016" and just put a picture of No Mans Sky.

The problem with "X jokes" about a specific topic is that they are often far too cringey from being forced into a very specific set of rules from a specific culture that rely on you having played the game to even get them to begin with. Almost no one would get them, and those that did probably wouldn't even find them funny, as most jokes of this sort really are of that minecraft joke book quality.

It's probably not gonna work.

I was about to be upset no one posted any Minecraft jokes.

What does a gamer do when he runs out of ammo?

He reloads!

Who did take in the most refugees?
The Mediterranean Sea.

What does a gamer do when he dies?

He quick loads a save!

What happens when Austria win the world cup.
You turn off the playstation.

Did you hear about the player who met a creeper?

He was destroyed!

so you want to have unoriginal jokes that steal from others with no source or credit?

Came here for this

Why did the knight exchange his old weapon for a new one?

It was experiencing shovelware

Why did Mario have to leave the castle?

There wasn't mushroom inside

What happnd to the man who didn't do as he was told?
There's nothing to understand! Nothing makes any sense.

you never disappoint, Sup Forums

Lol

this one is good OP

A man walks into a bar

He was destroyed!

AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
MY FUCKING SIDES!
KEK!

Underrated post

Q: Why did mario cross the street?
A: Because he couldn't find the warpzone!

Q:Which fish would dare to attack mario?
A: A barrakoopa

Q: What did zelda tell Link when he couldn't open the door?
A: Tri-force

Did you hear about the player who snuck up on a Creeper?
HE EXPLODED!

Did you hear the one about the aspiring game dev?
His game was a no man's buy!

haha I get it, the joke is that bikini armor is still a big thing in video games even though it's based off the players choice 95% of the time and you only find it in Japanese games

why did ps4 cross the street?
to render the buildings on the other side!

Fucking SJWs ruining games! Women are equal now and sexism no longer exists!
They keep forcing false sexism to make women have more rights than men. Even more so than now!

PS jokes are probably the best thing to come out of russia.

>"Okay Sup Forums, suggest me one last game to play before I kill myself."
>"Dark Souls: Prepare To Die"

how many ps3 games does it take to screw in a light bulb?
well it should only take one but I guess that light bulb's just gonna be left unscrewed because ps3 has nogaems

Do you know what happen with the man who with many video games he plays them!?

I don't know, man!

chuckled

I fail to see how some people get so worked up about what some fictional character in a video game it wearing when we live in a world where drug cartels are cutting people's faces off and 3rd world religious zealots are cutting the clitorises off their toddler age daughters. Either that their "immersion" is ruined by it when people in the same game are shooting thunderbolts out their asses and defeating legions of monsters and soldiers singlehandedly.

People seriously need to reevaluate their priorities

Gamers are a joke.

HE
WAS
DESTROYED

Your biography

did you hear about the new big game constipation?

no?

Because it keeps getting delayed

You failed from the first post. Kill yourself.

No one posts the pictures of find mine raft joke book, come on Sup Forums give this man some inspiration.

Here is the best candidate for your book, OP.

Steve makes white wool red. (bed joke)

What's it like knowing that you're a completely intolerable little shit that everyone secretly hates?

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I wouldn't know. I live a good life and go through every day with a big shit eating grin on my face.

Are you lying more to him or to yourself?

>GIVE ME IDEAS BECAUSE I'M NOT CREATIVE ENOUGH

You shouldn't be writing a book.

Have you heard of the baby?

It was lost!

>That feel when you're so poor you get triggered over others spending $20

user..
Let me help you out, what's your PayPal?

whatever, i'm to smart to waste my valuable time with intellectually inferior troglodytes such as you

What's a book?

Now you say that, I can't remember any western game with bikini armour.

Now I'm thinking about girls in heavy metal cover art and I want it.

HE WAS DESTROYED!

It's like we are in a shitposting dance, my friend!
It really does take two to tango!

that movie was shit.

dude you're mom lmao

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I like the last story with that mute girl.

this is the only joke that appeals to gamers

The big book of Sup Forums filenames

NO GAME HAHA

this would look no different if she was wearing chainmail tbqh senpai

Classic.

heckova lot of lol

medium kek

HE WAS DESTROYED

>Q: What did zelda tell Link when he couldn't open the door?
>A: Tri-force
not bad tbqh

heck of a shotgun

>Literally Minecraft

Mario is eating hallucinogenic mushrooms during his games, which is why he changes size and crazy monsters are everywhere.

Now you need to write a book

>Why did Nintendo cross the road? To cancel the fan project on the other side.

>PS4, WiiU, and Xbone are aboard a rapidly falling plane. "I'm going to jump, my library will save me!" Says PS4, jumping and dying immediately. "I'm going to jump, my third-party support will save me!" Says the WiiU, jumping and dying in mid-air somehow. The Xbone says nothing, as it is already dead.

>A PC gamer gets his console gaming friend to help him move out of his apartment. Two hours later, not much progress has been made and the U-Haul truck is mostly empty. The PC gamer asks his friend if he's tired, to which he replies, "It's no problem, I'm just having trouble loading."

like and subscribe for more fellas!

>second one
kek

>I'm to smart

Way to go big guy!

lmao these are actually kinda good, keep going

Yeah, but it only takes one to tangle a noose.

EH

If you want to write brainless comedy, just take video game mechanics and juxtapose them over real-life physics to get cheap absurdity laughs. This is what 100% of 'gaming comedy' comics do.

wubba dubba dubba z'at true?

ooooooooooooooo

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>actually giving money to this shithole
Kys my man, kys

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