This is your Player 2 for tonight

This is your Player 2 for tonight.

Well alright then.
What games do hamsters play?

CUTE! Umaru is also pretty good at video games, so that's good. I wish I had a little sister who liked video games.

Sick.

Umaru is so fucking cute.
I wish I had a little sister to buy video games for

What games does she play?

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xD ahhaha le.meme XPp

Fun colors and cool animations and CORA and POTEITO CHIPPUSU and Umaru will gladly play it.

Umaru thinks user-kun is cute! CUTE!

"Fuck the nug"
and
"Violate the hamster"

Can I trade her for the cuter one that's better at video games?

Here's your controller senpai

I wanna fuck that hamster
I don't know why I wanna
But I wanna

is she okay with pc games?
i've been playing a lot of lethal league lately, that's pretty local multiplayer friendly

why is there no chibi uma lewds
i really want to inseminate that cunty little nugget

Can she be my player 2 for the rest of my life?

Monster Hamster

delete

this is your steam friend for tonight

AAAAAAAAAAHH

>an overweight greasy basement dwelling degenerate disguised as a shota will never ask this of you
feeling sad tbdesu

Die

ONIICHAN

Which one do I get, the one that jizzed on his monitor, or the one asking? Regardless, I wanna bully and hatefuck both

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