HELLO GAMES HIRING
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NO MAN'S SKY WAS A MISTAKE
>noms
liberals were a mistake
Love the fact how lazy they are that they need a dish washer.
How the fuck is that Studio going to be able to pay me?
any corporate office worth a shit is gonna have a dish washer user
HAHAH NOMMIE NOMES XDDD
>>>/reddit/
>noms
>not dins
Do they teach a kindergarten class while also being code monkeys?
>Not Brews & Munch
0/10 would not work for
What? Taking advantage of modern tech is lazy?
Guess I'm lazy for having a washing machine rather than washing them by hand? Guess I'm lazy for having modern heating so I can have a proper shower, rather than bathing myself in the near by river?
it looks like kindergarten. I have never wanted a terrorist attack more than I do when I see this
I loved the fact that you are a retard.
Hello 3rd worlder
Are they hiring someone to make that game Newman's Sky I keep hearing about?
Yea lad. Looks like it. They said it's gonna have a whole universe where you can meet other players and the lot!
is that their daycare facility?
>He uses the internet to send messages instead of delivering them by hand
Fucking sloth
>tea & noms
>noms
Is this a professional working environment or a preschool
What's the point of a dish washer if you had to manually scrub the plates before hand? May as well finish the job by hand.
>labelling your kitchen so you don't forget
Fuckin'-A, man.
>he doesnt bathe in the Ganges purifying himself with filth
Caasual
t. poorfag
>being this poor
That looks like a literal kindergarten. The fuck went wrong with nu-males?
>Newman's Sky
>you apply
>you pass all interviews, making all type of stupid invented remarks
>first day you have to go to work comes
>you appear there, get into your computer, setup a password, and directly leave
>next day you appear, you open whatever IDE they are using, write a hello world and leave
>HR call: what is going on
>you: you guys have totally unbelievable expectations of my work
>you: you just thought that i would do all that amazing stuff, but it was all in your
>you: i need more money
>HR calls the next day: you are promoted to manager
>pool table
What's the fucking point? Is this a workplace or a fucking clubhouse?
most IT offices have some sort of entertainment and drinks so people can stay and chat after work or during lunch
I think the update they did was a step in the right direction, and unironically believe that the game will be fun in a year with more updates (it sure as shit ain't now though). Them hiring people makes me hope for more people getting put on the project for constant updates
Maybe I'll even buy it on sale
I'm really good at doing nothing and wasting everyone's time. Do you think I have a shot lads?
>get hired
>sabotage from inside
This is your chance, Sup Forums, a
>not vodka & chompsky
Did you have a stroke writing that?
I bet you have a cell phone instead of a carrier pigeon you pleb.
>had roommates who didn't even bother to scrape the leftover food off before shoving their plates in the dishwasher
>Sup Forums users
>any experience in the industry
pick one
That looks like a preschool.
>Get called in for interview for Hello games in a office
>"Ok, everything looks good here..just need to run this by Shaun to make sure everything checks out"
>Guy gets up and walks over to a empty chair
>"Shaun I just wanted to..ok...yes..good good. I'll make sure to tell him"
>"Shaun totally agrees that you will make a fine employee here. Oh that? Shaun was here in the room with us. It's just that universe was so vast that you couldn't see him"
What kind of respectable adult would ever write the word "nom" in their workplace wall?
>we like animes xD
Just embarassing.
Wtf i hate dish washers now!
>letting a machine send 0s and 1s down a line
everything was better when we used flags and looking glasses
do you think they hold toast with their mouth while running to work
Holy shit this is some gay fucking ass office
Kinda expecting then to have a ball pit aswell
Kek
INDIA?
I dont.nt know whats worse. The fact they have nom on the wall or the fact they have to label where to get said noms
True
well I´m a straight white conservative leaning man
I have literally no chance of being hired on a sjw company like them
The vidya industry has atrocious work hours with garbage pay, so companies provide entertainment to try and make up for it.
>Join Hello Games
>First day
>Walk into office
>Take pool table home
>Quit
It can help with stress after or during huge crunch times to take a break out and do something to relax. A pool table seems like a fun way to do it desu. Its pretty Spartan to some tech companies
>tea and noms
sorry but I must decline
You know, as much as we can all agree that Hello Games really dropped the fucking ball, largely thanks to Shaun, you have to give them that they really are an incredibly likable and not-too-corporate sounding company.
I might get lynched for it, but I actually just applied there. The way they seem so lax about pretty much everything makes me think this really could be a chill place to just make some money. Just gotta move to the UK, I guess.
It honestly looks like a fake living room, like you would find in an IKEA display store.
>hire new peeps
>put all blame on them
>fire and publicly humiliate them for what you've done
>you're now redeemed and can start lying without consequence once more
Pretty good move if you ask me.
I hear they'll refund your paychecks if the sales go to shit.
When you make posts like this, it's a clear indication you've been on Sup Forums too long
>Tea & noms
How fucking hard can it be to not make your office look autistic
>replace chairs
>delet tea and noms
>do step 2 again
>paint over the atrocious "hello" from the wall
>get a proper pool table
Also throw that clock in a trash can.
Good, they'll need the money for a lawyer since I'll sue the living shit out of them.
>could be a chill place to just make some money
I worked in vidya for two years. It isn't chill at all. During crunch time, you have 60+ hour work weeks with usually unpaid overtime out the ass, god-awful deadlines and the pay is shit.
Unless you're working for EA, Blizz or Valve, it's not worth it.
regardless of the awful reputation (and even worse life style if "tea and noms" is any indication), all those fucks who wanted to make video games and are now in piles of debt from a school that knew they'd never get a job in the industry, will flock here. You better believe people dont give a fuck that no mans sky bombed. Normies dont care who makes the next mobile game.
>tea & noms
>tea & noms
>Tea & Noms
They're not worth a shit
Or getting shit on
>samefagging this hard
OKay, we got it. No need to waste the post count with your autism since no one gave you (You).
Well, it's not like I have an obligation to stay there. I can slave away for a bit and just quit if it turns out to be a dumb place. Plus, well, this is why I was referencing the fact that Hello Games seems to be more lenient when it comes to these things.
>During crunch time, you have 60+ hour work weeks
why is vidya the only industry that whines so loud about this?
is it because of the children mentality people working there?
these times are in every industry
designated dish washing rivers
>he doesn't have a ball pit in his office
>Noms & Tea
>why is vidya the only industry that whines so loud about this?
Every industry whines about this, from IT to public accounting. People just think that working in a video game company is different.
why are you responding to me
Is this a place of business or a place of Monkey Business
>unpaid overtime out the ass, god-awful deadlines and the pay is shit
Name one (1) non burger-flipping industry that does this.
>Toms & Nea
(You) already know the answer
>tea & noms
>dwarf pool table
fucking bomb this hipster nest
>tea & noms
>tea
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>noms
white people were a mistake
>a
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I hate those kind of office
>stay at work, don't go to your home!
tea
AND NOMS??????????
>Yes I'd like to apply to work for the developer of Biggest Disappointment 2016
One of my first jobs was cleaning the piss and shit out of the ball pits at Chuck E. Cheeses
game development is the worst fucking thing in the world
>Those colors
>That chair
>Those wall prints
>Those curtains
Holy fuck, are they perpetually stuck in the 70's?
>People actually have a problem with a work space that isn't just a dingy office space
Are those people Americans?
I don't think they need any more help when it comes to sabotaging their games.
Yes I have a very real problem with my employer wasting money on gussying up my place of work when said money could have been in my paycheck or buying better equipment or fixing the AC system etc. Plus, work is for work. I don't live at work and i don't want to live there. I don't give a fuck what it's like as long as my needs to produce reliably are met.
>first day in the office
>meet this faggot twitter.com
>turn 360°
>walks away
...
I worked in a software shop like that once. I quit after less than two months.
Believe me when I say: you want your workplace to be professional.
These "lol we're so funny and non-traditional" places attract the worst kind of people.