Kind of looks like miyamoto has a sexy cyberpunk chick crouching on this t-shirt

kind of looks like miyamoto has a sexy cyberpunk chick crouching on this t-shirt

Fucking Bill

>bill's tongue
What the fuck is he doing?

faking enthusiasm

Isabelle is probably upset with his bedroom performance, so Bill's practicing the alphabet in his spare time.

kek

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I love Miyamoto. His love of fun seems incredibly genuine.

Why do the Japanese always have such silly haircuts?

DOES MIYAMOTO EVEN TAKE A PISS WITHOUT bILL tRININ HOLDING HIS HAND? LOL

their hair grows thin and straight and just flops down, there's nothing they can do with it unless they use entire jars of hair product

they just pick something convenient enough to manage that doesn't make them look like they're balding and they wait for the gray hair to come in to make it look decent

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HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHHHHAHAHHA

I miss when Isabelle was single.

Say that to my face, fucker, not online, see what happens

They would not have these problem if they cut their hair short.

Awww look at jimmy trying to be like based conan

t.bald fat loser

AHHH FUCK!!

yes they would, their hair still grows thin
a buzz cut on an asian man looks like a 14 year old white kid's orange beard hair

it's thin, it's sparse, and you just see all the way through it from every angle
may as well be bald

Why is nobody talking about Miya's shirt? He's got a samurai Mario going on there. Surely that's gotta be some cool foreshadowing.

Also, gotta love the guy, he's still the best.

Can someone reverse the .gif/.webm? I will probably use that more around these parts.

Miyamoto would never do that. He's the nicest guy ever.

SAMURAI MARIO CONFIRFMED

Will it happen in Mario Switch? Maybe you travel to different typical regions around the world. It'd explain why the town in the trailer looked like a Mexican town.

no i dont think so. mario games have almost always included dusty places

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But my Mario Land 1, though!

fair enough

>be me
>have very straight, Asian-tier hair thanks to Native ancestry
>only that it's not thin but thick as a field of dicks
>my hair gets like that when it gets long enough AND looks even sillier because my hair is thick as fuck

I don't really know what to with it.

egypt not sandy and dusty enough for you?

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Miyamoto looks like a fucking zombie they just dug up.
Fitting considering how Mario's been.

The point is that it had other stereotypical areas, like the Easter islands and China.

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Being senile and autistic must be fun.

fucking webm for retards butchering the quality

perfect
>that nervous hickup by the girl in orange

That's brown tho

>orange

I thought this was a safe board

why are they clapping so much?
even miyamoto looks uncomfortable and tried to clap just to fit in

>Bill looking over like "WHY?"

Does Shiggy hate the Fallon?

>Americlap
>"Why are they clapping?"

I wish they had been on Conan instead.

Its called enthusiasm

How could anyone watch this whole thing ? I fucking cringed when reggie said oh grab the special and then everyone started to react like autistic

It's how Americans communicate with each other.

Americans think anything less than loud verbal appreciation for something is unenthusiastic and means you hate something. I was in a retarded all-hands business meeting today where this one manager talked about boring management bullshit, and people still clapped at the end.

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TRINAN WHY

Reggie's getting pretty heavy

kek was just about to mention how pissed he looked

Mario musou set in the ancient feudal Mushroom kingdom

>Mario musou

Can someone tweet Jimmy Fallon and ask him if the triggers are actually analog?

found explanation of his shirt yesterday

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>Doing the Isabelle

can we all agree miyamoto's shirt was the best thing shown in the video?

Jesus Bill, save it for the dog pussy.

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They were going on Falon even before he got the Tonight slot. He was probably one of the first people outside Nintendo to play Squidward Sword.

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IM GEEKING OUT

Falon's whole shtick is "everything is awesome."

He did say it way too many times though.

This is why I don't like Falon. He's annoying as fuck. He's like bizarro "everything is awful, including me!" Conan

I find it a bit infectious. Power of positivity and all.

I will never enjoy his lip sync segments though. Too normie.