"Mom says it's MY turn to play video games"

>"Mom says it's MY turn to play video games"

What do

let him play the NINTENDO SWITCH

HEH

play versus until he get bored

>Here you go buddy.
Sup Forums confirmed for never having a brother

I would always pinch the shit out of my little brother until he left me alone

Give him an old MadCatz controller that isn't even plugged in and let him believe that he's actually playing.

Forgot pic

>hand him an unplugged controller, tell him he is controlling tails

Defeat him at Smash, or some other game where we face off against each other, so soundly that he swears off video games and becomes a normalfag.

>but what if instead he rises to the occasion and dedicates his life to the vidya?
Uh the hypothetical child in question is a millennial or whatever comes after millennial

Mom says a lot of things, doesn't she? How about we play a different game instead? There is so much I can teach you, and once you're older, you will thank me when you see how easily you can put it to use, as long as you're careful to always plan ahead.

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>Tfw you're adopted

>thread is actually chill
>max stories haven't been posted yet

"There is no reddit invasion of Sup Forums" they said "you're just imagining thing" they said

Fuck you faggots. I WAS the little brother. Just let me play you dick you've been on for like 5 hours

>Sit on his face and make him eat me out while mom tells me what a good sister I am

Fuck off faggot, get your own computer

Noone wants to know about your neopucci axe wound.

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Fuck his mom until I'm his dad, then he does what I say

>Its a brother plays your game and overwrites your complete save file
>Its a little brother breaks your controller because he can't play with it
>Its a little brother who complains to mom and you can't play with it for a week

>tfw my cat was the kitter version of this

MOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM

>pucci
Is that a jojo reference?

He'll lose and start with the grumpy dumpies

Fuck off I bought this console with my own money.

>I-I'm a girl
Fuck off Jacob, 3D traps aren't cute.

I was the little brother at home. However it's not like there was one TV in the house, we both had one in our own rooms. He had the PS1/PS2. I had the N64 and GC.

If I wanted to play something in his room I'd just go
"______ can I please play 007 on your PS2?"

If yes, cool. If nah, then I'd go play something else until I could.

Wait, you can't control tails? My friend lie to me

I laughed

>here you go buddy

you confirmed for never having a brother. who the fuck willingly gave up their nintendo time for their faggot brother?

>having a sister who deleted your saves if you didn't let her play
Life was hell

>Moron look
>Dirty Face
10/10 punchability

>>Dirty Face
Is worse
it's shit

Then delete her toys.

this shit is even worse when the kid's mom is your moms friend who is visiting your house

>tfw only child
i got all the love, attention, gifts, and never had to share any of it. never had to deal with a sibling getting in my shit and bothering me. i feel bad for all of you.

"Let me wrap this up"
saves game
hands over Controller
go and play my Gameboy or watch TV I guess

>mfw middle brother
>older brother was an obnoxious asshole who would bully me nonstop
>little brother was a brat who got everything he wanted
>nowadays my older brother is a college dropout, and my little brother (who is 13) is a spoiled autistic "gamer xd" who I've actually see go on Sup Forums before

Goddamnit Gavin you are not old enough to be using this site. I know you see this post

>not hiding your cartridges after you learn of their dirty tricks
get a load of this amateur

I bought my own memory card because of this shit

I have two monitors so I set up the PS4 and let him play whatever while I look up porn and shitpost on Sup Forums in the other monitor.

Oh god
Ok then wear gloves while beating the shit (no pun intended) out of him

Stop being a little shit, Gavin.

>give little sister unplugged ps2 controller
>"it's wireless you're controlling clank"

An only child is a lonely child.

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no you little fagget this is complicated and expensive tech
>shoves him out and locks door

>faggot brother
Your problem. Also, we didn't have consoles only PC so my little brother (10 years younger but I also had a 2 years younger) was content with 90s educational games on DOS

I have an underage cousin who spends his money on "gaming" related shit like a gaming chair, and I've seen him browsing Sup Forums.

>older brother says no
>sock him upside the head
>full on brawl
>ruin the nintendo in the process
>never got a new one

Fuck you brad. All you had to do was let me play

This as fuck.
Fuck that fag. Go cry to mom David, I bought my 64 with my own money you can use it when I'm done.

Underage b&

for christmas brother gets what he wants
>bike
>toys
>all kinds of other figurative garbage

i get what i want
>nintendo 64

now why the fuck do i need to stop playing so he can because this faggot got a bunch of garbage shit he asked for and forgot about by the time new years eve rolls around?

Truly pc masterrace

This is how everyone can tell you had no friends.

this is a 18+ website

tell gavin i said hi

>Tfw you accidentally overwrote big sis' Majora's Mask save file one time.

>neighbors gives my family their PS2 for free
>got super excited about it since I only had a GameCube
>little brother breaks the PS2 on day one by getting a disc stuck in the disc drive and trying to get it out with a FUCKING KNIFE

My little brother got the belt and banned from touching the vidya for several weeks but I'm still mad.

>having a sister who deleted your virginity if you didn't let her play
Life was great

Did someone say Max?
1/3

Fuck off you little shit, the only reason you want to play video games instead of watching your shitty cartoon shows is because you see your older brother having fun for the rare time in his life.

but now you are a spoiled and egocentric cunt

2/3

my brother overwrote my pokemon blue save I was livid for a long time over that I had almost completed the pokedex and had done a shitload of trading with friends at school to get where I was at

then a few years later he get into console gaming (started with handhelds) and had a gamecube, wii, and a 360. meanwhile I had the ps2, ps3, and glorious pc master race.

so whenever he wanted to play one of my games I played one of his. it was win-win felt like we owned all the games and all consoles at the time. we always used up all our birthday / christmas money for shit like that

so its not as bad as it sounds having a little brother who likes vidya

>go to friends house
>He's an only child
>has all the coolest shit because his parents spoil the fuck out of him
>he never learned to share
>won't let me play with his toys or vidya
>get mad at him
>he tells his mom he wants me to leave

Only children are the fucking worst

do what i always did, give him the "controller".

GREENTEXT STORYTIME PLS

3/3

>Delete my save files one more time and I'll delete your hymen. You got that, you little shit?

>mfw i was that kid to my older brother
>deleted his save files on 'accident' when he'd bully me
get fucked shane

I don't have a brother. What the fuck are you doing in my house kiddo?

Your point?

POST DAUGHTERS

>Male hymen

>have a little sister who wants to play
>Give her a unplugged controller
>Tell her she's controlling the enemies
>Die on purpose sometimes to keep her spirits up

Jealousy and bitterness

>now you are a spoiled and egocentric cunt

throw the faggot down the stairs again head first this time

>Female penis

>My name's Dante

>not having a little sister who cooks snacks for you and watches you play
Living the dream desu

But who did you play video games with, then? My siblings would play whatever I played, so I always had people to play co-op games with, without having to organize around work, school, and sports.

My parents don't really drink so there's no way I could have a brother with fetal alcohol syndrome.

>Boy clit

>Siblings wanting to play video games thread.

I'll raise you and give you playing Mario Party with Siblings

don't be upset because i'm superior to you.

when i was young i played games alone because my friends were shit and held me back.
when i got a little older and got xbox live, then i played with them.

>Attack helicopter

>max stories continued
>continued

Elaboate

rope yourself gavin

I loved playing games with my sister. We were into a lot of the same kind of stuff during the PS1 era. I remember a lot of games she would make me play through certain parts that were too hard for her. Like the t-rex in Tomb Raider. We also played through all the Final Fantasy games together, talking about what we should do next, what equipment we should be using, where to grind, etc.

I honestly pity anyone who didn't have a cool brother or sister to play vidya with.

Gavin sounds like a faggot.

He's probably just a confused closet homo like the rest of Sup Forums

>all these bitter siblingfags

>Sister always plays as Yoshi
>Brother always plays as Luigi
>tfw I bully the shit out of them with Wario
>tfw I absolutely fuck them with Infinite CHANCE TIME Works
You now hear CHANCE TIME in Toad's voice

Little Brother never did this and was generally calm as fuck. Except when
>his friend arrives and he goes absolutely insane

>big sister only plays pokemon
>doesn't weird out with me playing games like all other girls do

Only girl I respect as a person

The rest are plug n plays

Au contraire, I'm not bitter at all. All of my siblings had their own computers, and the Gamecube - Wii U were all mine, since I bought them with money earned from chores or work.

I got people to play multiplayer with whenever I wanted.

This was when my mum bought a PS2 between us so we had to share plus my sisters only wanted to play when they couldn't go outside due to rain

nobody gives a Fuck about who you are
Same as you Saucy, get the Fuck out and come back when you hit puberty

>My game system dork. Enjoy your stay in fantasy island.
>little bro walks away
>5 minutes later my mom comes into the room
>unplugs my 64
>"Might be your game system but it is MY electricity."
>pack up my shit and go to a friends house


That's how it would always play out until my dad broke my 64 by throwing it out of the house