Can someone help me beat Aldrich on PC because I'm a little baby piece of shit

Can someone help me beat Aldrich on PC because I'm a little baby piece of shit

Post more tits and I might be able to help you.

Get a gud weapon
Sprint during arrow rain (around the pillars)
Hit the nigga in the back
Roll like a madman
Ez katka

PLEASE every fag I've summoned just runs straight up to him and dies.

That's what I've been doing but when he starts doing three spells at once I get fucked

Gonna need to know where I can find more of this

thats why you never summon, they all suck dick and give the boss more health. it also makes you a pussy but never mind that

I could kill him for you but I'm on xbox

just hit his tail

Middle is the best desu.

Yuuhh I fucking beat him without summoning. He actually wasn't shit 2bh

For all the Aldrich mythology that gets dumped on you before you meet him, he's a damp squib of a fight. Crystal Sage reskin.

milky

Sprint at him when he teleports, the sooner you get to him the sooner he starts swinging his weapon at you instead of casting gay spells

user want milky?

y-yes

It's all I've ever wanted
>when you realize that you may not ever have the chance to be with someone with tits like that.

And then you nut and realize she's a vapid cow

Who cares? Do you know how rare a good pair of tits are on women who aren't fat? I mean even if they occur there is always a chance the woman, due to her own vapidness cuts them off.

Then you've got to be better than all the other men who like the same things as you.

Whose breasts did she steal?

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TELL ME YOUR SECRETS

>trying all the archives to find out what this image was
>none of them work for some reason
its going to drive me insane someone put it on imgur or something please

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daaaaaaaamn, any idea on name?