That kid who refereed to getting hurt as "took damage"

>That kid who refereed to getting hurt as "took damage"

>that kid who couldn't jump the B sign

>that kid who had low draw distance

>that kid who said "ouch" whenever he took damage in game

>that kid who pretends to let's play when he plays a game

>that one friend who rage quit school

>You are that kid

>that kid with idle animations

>Those brodudes who use taticool slang and words when playing a fucking shooter

>that one kid who could glitch through walls
fuckin larry

>That kid who got stuck in a T-pose when his animations broke

>that kid who fell through the ground
RIP Jake.

please tell me you don't actually do this

>that kid who made death sounds over the mic when he dies in-game

That's me to this day

*UUURRRRAAAGGGHHHH*

>That kid who misaligned his QPU

>that kid who would quicksave before tests

>that kids who wavedashed to school

>that kid that got mad at you for beating his high score

>That kid that was too poor to afford a 3rd LoD

>tfw watching a kid fucking die jumping off a building because he turned noclip off too early

>That kid who couldn't get up to the roof on this map

>That kid who didn't buy The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim Remastered

me

>that kid that died in dodgeball because went in with 1 hp

>that kid that tried to commit suicide after his cat got put down

>that poor kid who only had 300 polygons

>that kid that brags about posting on Sup Forums

Fuck that guy.

>that kid who noclipped in to the girls bathroom at school but glitched and got stuck literally in the walls

we call him hand shake harry

>That one kid who beat a hooker to death on the way to school.

>that kid who never shared his potions

I do this literally all the time

What gun pissed you off the most in Black Ops?

Mine is the FAMAS

It took me a while to figure out you had to run at the corner of the ledge to grab onto the platform.

>That kid who used his entire meter in gym class

>that kid that referred to 170 damage as "so hurt"
>same kid also referred to 200 damage as "hurt"
>later refers to 50 damage as "hurt"

>that one kid who accidentally noclipped into the school cafeteria's floor
>you could still hear his screams a few days after that, until they suddenly stopped

I refer to damage as "lit #" if I'm playing seriously

Anything less is irresponsible

>That kid who never shared how to dupe cafeteria snacks or shared them.

>that one kid who forgot how to disable the nude patch he downloaded, only to uninstall the game after being forced to sit through his grandma's tea party

>silencer sticking from flash hider

>that qt depressed girl who willed herself out of existence

>That kid who would remove his lunch item from the trade at the last second and take your item for free

This is relevant to my interests, please continue

>those kids who got caught with booze on a trip

he's joking

>That kid that swapped his pizza for a bran muffin before the trade and thought you wouldn't notice

>that teacher who's account got shut down

>That teacher that would take your GP and not teach you any skills

>that kid who got raped

Elaborate.

>that kid who wasted over a decade of his life posting on an edgy imageboard and now has no prospects and no chance at a normal life with a wife, kids, and a dog in a suburban house, and soothes himself to sleep with the thought that surely he must be better than those normal people somehow

W-we've all tried it for a few minutes here and there right?

He was late bloomer and kinda effeminate, the cheer leader's tricked him and got him trapped and ended up tying him in the locker room dress in girl's clothes for the football team after practice. Then they ran a train on him.

Was he a doujin protagonist by any chance?

>That kid who found a warp zone and skipped 3 grades.

IT JUST DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE

>tfw that kid who has been shitposting for a decade, has all of that plus two businesses, lives in a tropical paradise and can only dream of having 4 days where there is nothing to do.

>get to the roof
>"Enemy predator missile incoming!"

>that kid whos post is ignored

>That kid who jumped off a bridge and quicksaved instead of quickloading

>those kids who played Doom in school

>that kid who just dumped exp into luck and nothing else
Fucking bill

I have a sore in my mouth and you just caused me great deal of pain

>that kid who traveled through parallel dimensions just so he didn't have to jump

>that teacher who got fired for revealing his final form

>That one kid that spent all gym jumping at the corner of the room before vanishing and graduating by the end of the day

That kid who's dad actually programmed reality.
Fucking Richards_son1. We get it you can spawn cars, WHO CARES!

>That kid who tried to hack and got permabanned
RIP Michael

That's pretty hot tbqh

>That Asian kid who spent hours level grinding every day

>that kid that used a save state to pass Algebra

>that kid who glitched on every single map
>knew all the best spots and won 99% of their games because of their mastery of glitches
>tfw that was my friend
>tfw that was eventually our whole circle
we would do private matches just do glitch around by ourselves, shit was great walking out of maps

>That kid whose savefile got corrupted

>that kid who started raising random beetles on the playground
>Whenever you asked him why he would give the same answer
>"It helps me graduate by 2 minutes and 30 seconds faster, TJ """"Henry"""" Yoshi

>that kid who ran everywhere he went

>that kid who lied on the Internet to feel better about his life

Shut up, my brother is moot and he'll van you!!!

>that kid who hated you for no reason

>that kid who stole all the items

>kid joins the game
>he's actually well behaved and a good team player
it happened once in CS:GO

>that kid that edited the ID's of volleyballs and turned them into bowling balls mid game.

>that kid whose friends list was perpetually empty

>that kid who gameshark'd and would hack in pencils during class

What a fucking waste.

>that kid who action replayed to graduate early

Fucking Dylan, you stupid chink, I barely passed senior year

>that kid that killed the girl that rejected him in console

She just slumped over and no one showed any reaction. But I knew. I knew.

>that kid that took his virginity disk out mid first time and kept the console running

fucking madman

>that kid who went his whole life without saving

>that kid that failed his speech checks during a presentation

I like to act like i'm playing a game during E3 and look around slowly like i'm showing off the visuals.

>that kid with 100 charisma and 0 luck

>that kid who refilled his stamina by sleeping the class after gym
that was me

>That kid who stole everyone's items and fled to Wutai

>That kid who accidentally put an extra 0 in the console when trying to spawn pencils.
That kid died.

my friend's lil bro does this and it's incredibly irritating
even when i tell him to stop he keeps going
one time he took it a step further and did an 8 player all cpu smash and just commented on it for like 3 hours
he isn't allowed in our house anymore

Counter Strike player then?

I got a nuke without using a chopper gunner or Harrier, from just straight hardscoping on the roof

>The entire enemy team was focused on me
>1 hitting them the second they showed their body
>1 guy goes underneath, and got a 5 killstreak apparently
>Enemy Predator missile inbound
>Get my 25th kill just before the missile hits
>My tac insert is fucking destroyed, but I got my shitty nuke I guess.
>Mfw

>that kid who rocket jumped his way to school

>that kid who referred to unprotected sex as "360 no scoping"

Also, fun fact:

Harriers can't hit you if you sit still and look directly at them. I'm gonna be so pissed if they can hit you in the inevitable MW2 remaster.

>That kid who picked a bad dialogue option and got slapped by his crush

>that kid who was going through a wall when the principal turned noclip off