My one friend 'stank derrick' used to strip down and spray near full cans of axe bodyspray on his stank dick in gym...

my one friend 'stank derrick' used to strip down and spray near full cans of axe bodyspray on his stank dick in gym lockerrom because when the teacher came by one day said like 'boy that stank dick really whifflin my snifflin' so next day his big stank daddy dick smelled like hot topic but everyone knew why he smelled that way

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I hated the middle school locker room. I was a pretty cool dude so it's not like I was bullied, but FUCK. NO ONE knew how to use deodorant. They'd take chocolate axe and use half the goddamn bottle AFTER GYM. Not BEFORE, but AFTER. It's to prevent body odor you dumb fucks, not cover it! Terrible mix. I couldn't breathe under the cloud of body spray and B.O.

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What a hoot! Derrick sounds like an interesting son of a gun haha :)

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>tfw people in the locker room called you horse boy

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