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Perfect vidya woman doesn't exis-

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Burnt up beef jerky who most likely died at Sodden Hill.

She a slut. SLUT!

shit taste, m8

Triss is literally the Polish equivalent of the submissive Asian housewife meme. If you like her, be aware of the fact that you are a true beta male.

Geralt isn't a beta; he's just incompetent.

>submissive
did you even play the first game?

Did you even read the books?

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Brainlet.

Yen
>originally a hunchback
>complete hypocritical bitch
>cucks Geralt multiple times, ruins lives of people who fall in love with her like Geralt did simultaneously
>absolutely poisonous relationship
>got Letho, Serrit and Auckes arrested and directly led to two kings getting assassinated and shit fucked up for everyone
>utterly devoted to fixing her shriveled up non-womb

Triss
>cute redhead
>a bit manipulative
>utterly devoted to your sterile mutant cock

Agreed, Triss is a cute

(and she reminds me of my ex)

When Owlfu says jump, Triss asks how high

>chose the most ugly image

>be Triss
>cuck others just as much as anyone else
>nearly die from diarrhea

the one where the authors made her yennefer in all but name? Seriously compare w1 triss with w3 triss, they're nothing alike and it's clear as fuck they wanted the yennefer experience for geralt without bringing her character in. Triss-shani in w1 has the same dynamics of yennefer-triss in w3

>doesn't want to be cucked
kys beta

This argument is shit and worn out. We're discussing vidya not the books. It's the most goal post moving argument to date. That being said I would suggest reading the books they're good.

They do.

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Indian women don't smell good.
Trust me I'm an expert.

who's the waifu of choice for the Pollacks, or are they as divided as the rest of the world?

Good thing she's Egyptian.

Preordered yours yet Sup Forums?

which western game has the best loli?

She slept with Geralt's friend behind his back in TW1.

You should have picked Yennefer instead. She's flawless.

Even worse.

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>liking arabs
typical overwatchfags

Yes!
And to compliment the purchase of my Triss figure, I also bought a 1 year long subscription to BLACKED.com!

tlou1

Triss is currently beef jerky, has spent years doing lesbo mage orgies, and literally makes you drink a love potion so you'll forget Yen and be devoted to her instead. In addition, in the Triss ending she basically spends her time buddying up with her gentry friends in their home, despite Geralt hating that shit.

Make no mistake, Geralt is the bitch if he goes with Triss. Just as he is with Yen.

Yen cheats on Geralt too
When it domes down to it they're both unloyal sluts.

It's a statue.

>implying you wouldn't

Why?

this better show up in a hotglue thread on /gif/ soon

The author would probably be utterly flabbergasted that
1. People sit and debate which is the "best girl"
2. The concept of a "waifu" exists
3. People ever considered anyone but yennefer for geralt

I don't get it

It's not out til October.

is there a Yen one?

Geralt also cucks Jen.

Bookfags pick yen gamefags pick triss.

When did she cheat on Geralt?

>I'm a cuck, even in The Witcher

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In the books. Geralt fucks around too though.

Not yet, it's coming though. Only Geralt, Eredin and Triss are available to preorder at the moment.

Books and it may be implied in the games

she had hooked up with some magic dude in uh... the Last Wish?

Well... that's disappointing.

>cares about being cucked
>needs to have a stable relationship with a submissive waifu
>wants to fuck only one woman for the rest of his life
beta as fuck

Of course she does and I want to marry her!

>cucks Geralt multiple times
Not sure how you think this is even a remotely legitimate point. Geralt has cucked her a hundred times; neither of them care.

Also letho is a fucking faggot

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Ciri without makeup is.... CUTE!!!!!

Sword of Destiny
she cucks Geralt, then leaves him AND the other guy

Triss just stands by and let's you get killed if you get hanged in chapter 1 of the witcher 2, she doesn't even make an attempt to save you. Plus the flower you give her in the witcher 2 that is supposed to last forever if thier love is true dies in the witcher 3. It's obvious that yen is the lore friendly choice, but she's got too much baggage for me, so I picked triss on my first play through.

>Not sure how you think this is even a remotely legitimate point. Geralt has cucked her a hundred times; neither of them care.

Which shows that their relationship is toxic. Clearly, they are not for each other.

>$750

I just realised that the Sup Forums definition of cuck is "someone who is interested in another person who then has sex with someone else" and by that definition literally the only people who aren't cucks are the people who are only attracted to fictional characters. Or the people who fall in love with only one person for their whole lives and have a long-lasting monogamous relationship with them. I'm not sure which is sadder.

weren't Geralt and Yen in one of their "off" periods though?

shes a 14 year old

That's the whole point. Neither Yen nor Triss are muh perfect waifus, they're flawed characters like most of the Witcher cast.
If you're looking for that, the closest thing might be Shani.

Being cucked is beta though. Not in Geralts case since he and gen and a open relationship, but most times getting cucked means you're beta.

Read the books

she's 21

they get back together in the first chapter, only for Yen to leave him in the following one

They're dysfunctional as fuck, but for two centenarian freaks it's not that bad. I'd rather keep someone like Yen as an ex-wife who you occasionally have good times with than commit to Triss' boring lovey shit.

Yen*

You're waifu is a ghost and/or zombie

Because she's dead, you see.

Prime 1 is a wonderful studio and makes quality product.

But I'm not a fan of semi-action poses like this. I'd rather have her in a more relaxed pose or something; reading the book. The Geralt figure is fine; Eredin is just as boring as this one.

When it comes to paying this much money for a figure, I want some part of their personality to shine through. I'd want the Triss one smiling and Yen's to have some sort of sexy bitchy face.

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>Not in Geralts case since he and gen and a open relationship
t. Geralt Cuck

PM'd you the fix!

Of course she exists.

goodluck then
maybe shell get the dating sim crafting treatment

Seems to be the theme for this line since they're all on dead monster bases, but I guess it's better than the Arkham ones where they all have the same base and are just standing there.

yen is such a cunt. Why would anyone go for her? Its like you betas want to be abused.
I dont care whats cannon in books

>All these people talking about how the waifu has cucked geralt

What exactly is wrong with being cucked?

If anything when a women fucks another man behind your back and stays with you it only means she is that much more loyal to you and dedicated to you.

It's an act of love you insecure beta fucks.

bitch please

>I dont care whats cannon in books
So you don't want a good detailed answer is what you're saying.

Sysadmin here.
Yes and your brother might get in trouble for that too.

VPN might or might not work depending on how the network is set up.

I have this exact same issue and was wondering if someone else can help me out.

Anyone?

>I don't know what cuck means, because I'm a memeing 15 year old that learned what Sup Forums was last week
Post disregarded.

Morrigan is ten times more of a cunt than Yen could ever hope to be.

Nevermind, I fixed it.

I guess. I have no intention of reading the books, ever. In game yen is a cunt

Garlet isn't a cuck

Semantic drift, cuck.

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She, like the town itself, exists in another dimension

They're waiting for me

Morrigan and Yen are the same sort of escapism. The difference is that with Yen you've got entire books of history with her and with Morrigan you actually had to put in the effort to melt her icy exterior - and in both cases they're incredibly unrealistic how nice they are deep down inside.

Morrigan and Yen are just not realistic in the slightest, but that's also what makes them so attractive.

>It's semantic drift because I say it is
That not how it works faggot

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>Perfection

Looks like a 40 year old british goth desu senpai.

If you truly think this looks like perfection I suggest you book a ticket to England because your ugly ass actually has a chance to land a woman like this.

>faggot
Semantic drift

No I'm actually calling you homosexual

the fuck you talkin about fag lord? morrigan believed everything she tells you while you slowly romance her and its the warden who actually gives her a new perspective on things its actually one of the better romance plots bioware has ever done especially nu-bioware

The first time I saw her in that sexy dress I had to go rub one out on the spot.

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Morrigan is never really portrayed as anything but a nice person. Blunt and insensitive, sure, but from the moment you meet her in DA:O she's pretty amicable.