Push to talk

>push to talk
>*cough*

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>push to black
>*smacks lips*

ebin

woops sorry
didn't mean to cough
it just came out accidentally when I hit the button
reflex
never happen again

>push to tall
>put microphone near ass
>*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAP*

>push to talk
>nya

>get shot
>push to talk
>"ouch"

>push to talk
>*talks to someone irl*

>push to talk
>groan of frustration

>push to talk
>massive bf1 fight
>FUCK
>nobody knows or cares what happened to you or why you're perturbed.

>push to talk
>*talks to someone irl*
>it's always something like "AYO SHAQUANDA GET DAT KID TO SHUT DA HEYULL UP BEFO I MAKE HEEM SHUT DA HEYULL UP"

>push to talk
>"FUCKineedaminute"

Nah it's more like
>"okay mom"

>bf1
faggot

Got me good there buckaroo. Bet you wouldnt talk to me that way if you knew I was your dad you little fuck. No games for a month.

>push to talk
>UGHHH guyss..well done really good job..retards..

>push to talk
>mechanicalkeyboard.flac

>push to talk
>forgets tho push

...

>push to talk
>"mid de mierde, rata"

>push to talk
>not enough buttons for this as I'm a console cuck ;_;

>what is mute button on headset cord

>t.pcuck that has never played on a console before


Never ever

Does anyone have that audio from the British user from another one of these threads?

I'm trying to get into YouTube commentary and he seemed like a good example to follow.

>Push to talk
>hear keyboard get smashed and hear "you fucking retard"

>push to talk
>*whistle a tune*

>mute everyone
>push to talk
>call them worthless trash

my.mixtape.moe/lmocry.webm

>push to talk
*girlish screams*

>Play co operative online game
>Mute everyone
SOMEBODY STOP ME

>push to talk
>girl voice
>"no daddy please, ah aaaah"

>push to talk
>*bong rip*

>ptt
>"sigh..."

>push to talk
>hear someone's mother calling them for dinner

>push to talk
>accidentally alt-tab

>push to talk
>"man, FUCK this useless fucking team"
>match ends, team loses
>he's MVP

>Push to talk
>Is this thing working, can you hear me?

>ptt
>Play music into the mic from your speakers

>Hello?

>voice activation
>he's talking to people irl
>says how his mic is not plugged in
>keeps talking to people as if no one can hear
>we can hear it all, and he still doesn't know

>tfw too retarded to talk to strangers on the internet so i never exp'd any of these posts

...

>asshole has always talk on
>TV in the background
>family arguing
>watching a youtube video or something
>doesn't ever say anything
I think it's the people who are unaware that are the most annoying.

I installed VAC and play music through Line 1 for maximum audio quality and people still bitch about it. Nobody appreciates good micspam these days.

>for maximum audio quality
the voip system still compresses the FUCK out of it, making it sound like garbage

>Push to talk
>fast click white noise

>push to talk
>"SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME THE WORLD IS GONNA ROLL ME"

DELETE THIS

I did it shit on purpose, but good on you user. I still like good micspam.

>Accidentally pushed to talk to say "I'll be down in a sec"
Pressing Push to Talk is almost a reflex for me now.

>push to talk
>these threads are the same every single time

>push to talk
>"i-it's not my mother a-actually d-don't mind h-her..."

>duuuuude...

>be on skype with friends, gaming
>everyone leaves, we stop playing
>start watching porn and fapping
>finish fapping
>see skype is still open with one of my friends still in the call
he's a bisexual
I never found out if he knew or not, but he's the type of degenerate that wouldn't say anything if he found out

I hear it now

Are you retarded?

>ptt
You do realize normal people use voice detection, right? What retarded faggot likes to push an extra button just to talk?

So you don't cough into the mic you tard

Except nobody but you autists care.

I have conversations with my roommate separate from in game sometimes. Or I'm in another chat with people I acrually care about

>normies like hearing people cough in their ears
ok retard

If anything, not understanding basic manners (like not coughing into the fucking mic) would be a sign of autism, not the opposite.

>Dota 2
>Teammate picks Silencer
>Only uses his mic to cough, never typed or said anything
I'm not even mad, it's the pick that makes it funny.

top kek

>lets take 5 minute break
>fapping noises

>he doesn't fap with his bros
are you a fag or something? bro bonding is the best thing ever

>ptt
>someone always has low quality rap music and tries to sing along with it

>Sup Forums in charge of thinking what's normal
Kek

what is your argument? that normies like hearing coughs in their ears?

>push to talk instinctively
>start carrying out a conversation with roommate irl about something embarrassing
>all the guys on TeamSpeak heard a part of it and fell silent
>nobody said a word about it afterwards

That 'normies' don't give a fuck and keep playing. Only a retard would care or even remember a specific instance of it happening.

>normies don't ever complain
normies are the biggest whiners you retard

>intentionally coughing into others' ears when it can be avoided easily is normal
Okay, bud.

What was it faggot? You told your friends now tell us.

it sounded somewhat decent in CSGO with the new voice codec, but god other source games sound like ass
I just wanna micspam Зeлёный Cлoник

>give voice detection a go out of curiosity
>slip into my usual state of speaking out loud and commentating what i'm doing in game to myself like i've done for my whole life
>"yeah so if i pick that up and go over there then this will happen, oh yeah look at that thing i never noticed before"
>after listening to me mumbling to myself for ten minutes straight, somebody finally decides to tell me that my mic is on
>literally never cringed so hard in my entire life

>Sup Forums in charge of knowing about 'normies'

you are Sup Forums

I simply hadn't fapped in a few days and was detailing to my roommate how big of a mess it was to clean up. Earlier in the day I told the guys in my TS that was taking a "break"

Afterwards I pulled a DSP and was like "Oh the mics on, yeah guys I went and fapped furiously earlier." Might as well come clean.

>push to talk
>discord voice activation and in game voice activation are bound to the same key
>everybody in game can hear me having a one sided conversation

>push to talk
>laughs

>using push to talk on discord/anything with people you know

how self conscious are you

>push to talk
>everything is on the same key
>people hear me in 3 different applications at once

>using teamspeak
>one retard person on teamspeak that only uses ingame voice chat instead of teamspeak voice chat
>all our teammates think he's crazy because he's talking to himself

It's not that fucking hard to bound keys, people.

>have a girly voice
>random guy in one game gets me to call him daddy
I kinda enjoyed it

>It's not that fucking hard to bound keys, people.
It's also not hard to use the correct form of the verb.

how's your boipucci you sissy

People bitch especially loud and even report me in overwatch, but the game has no voice loopback so I don't actually know what the quality is like.

>being this asspained over grammar on the fourth chan

Reddit is that way, kid.

>usual state of talking to myself
>usual state
>lets play youtube culture is so ingrained in kids these days that they can't play games without rambling to themselves

jesus christ this is so fucking autistic you deserve to be embarassed.

i don't watch youtubers or any of that bullshit, it's just something i've done since i touched the megadrive for the first time.

Its fine thanks for asking

was mega drive the first console to come up when you googled "old gaming consoles" to make yourself look like an oldfag?

why do you have to talk to yourself out loud? is it because you have nobody to talk to or because you have some brain disease that causes you to say everything that comes to your mind like a downy?

did you have to google megadrive to know what i was talking about?

and yeah it is because i have nobody to talk to, i was an only child so make of that what you will.

>not having casual conversations with yourself or thinking out loud while playing alone

It's only autistic when you argue with yourself or roleplay.

Sup Forums probably has the best grammar in general I've seen on any board, forum or social media though

???

Your friends sound like total virgins

>push to talk
>"ha"

I don't usually snort.

Please don't reply to shitposters.