ITT: Expansions done right

ITT: Expansions done right.

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That's an interesting looking character in the middle.

What historical empire is he supposed to represent? The Moors?

Most likely Ethiopian.

WE

AYO HOL UP

Poland

Berbers.

Next expansion is pretty much confirmed to be southeast Asia so expect Khmer, Siam.

Well my friend, not many people know of this but the Africans used to be kings and queens back in the day.

WUZ

I've only played age of mythology, how does AoE2 hold up compared to it?

Yes, so you know his name?

KANGZ

SO U BE SAYIN

>Africans had kings
>so all Africans are Kangz

I don't get their logic to be honest

AND

That's king Wewuz.

SHEEIIT

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Berbers and moors were not black
They were simply berber
tan people and the natives of north africa

DAS CUZ U AINT WOKE YA HONKY CRACKA
WOKE NIGGAS KNOW BEIN A KANG RUNZ IN YO BLOOD

Stop being so racist.

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*smacks lips*

What the fuck is the basis for this

Wut.

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So all blacks are inbred?

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I'm gonna post some KANGZ edits I made for different groups. Here's my Sicilian one.

AY HOLD YA HAWSES
*flicks switchblade*
SO YOU'S TELLIN' ME
*gels hair*
AYYYYY
*slaps wife*
BADABING
*slaps children*
BADABOOM
*guzzles Tuscan wine*
YOU'S TELLIN' ME
*combs hair straight back*
AYYY FUHGEDABOUDIT
*fails two World Wars*
HOLD YA HAWSES
*slurps spaghetti and sauce*
CIAO BELLA AYY
*catcalls from construction site*
YOU'S TELLIN' ME WE'S
*assaults Irish immigrants*
I'M WAHHHLKIN' 'ERE
*flicks chin*
AYYY
*fluffs chest bush poking out of wifebeater*
THAT WE'S
*collects protection money*
YOU'S TELLIN' ME WE'S
*busts ya kneecaps*
WE'S MAFIOSO AND SHEIT, VITO?!

>logic

You know why that's bullshit?
Jackie Chan holding a baby wouldn't have been killed
Try again nigger

That's Portugal silly, a true African Kangdom.

>being this fucking illiterate and stupid
>yet acting like elite hyperintellectuals

It's hilarious that they don't realize how absurd they look and sound.

Uhhh
Aren't those terrace farming steps?
Ya know, for farming in mountainous regions.

Here's my Korean one:

YEOBOSEYO GIDALYEO
*munches kimchi*
당신은 저를 말하고있다
*learns Hangul*
GIDALYEO GIDALYEO
*bows to Sejong*
GIDALYEO
*builds turtle ship*
JUNBI
*gathers cabbage*
YEOBOSEYO
*kills samurai*
우리는 있었다
*builds statue of Yi*
YEOBOSEYO GIDALYEO
*romances Three Kingdoms*
JUNBI
*takes interest in Communism*
당신은 저를 말하고있다
*sorta embraces Communism*
JUNBIIIII
*sorta embraces Capitalism*
우리는 있었다
*makes friends with superpowers*
GIDALYEO
*draws parallels*
YEOBOSEYO
*builds infrastructure*
우리는 있었다
*dominates electronics market*
GIDALYEO GIDALYEO
*zerg rushes*
우리는 조선 과 똥 을 했다 ?!?!

That's what happens when you live in a protected "victim" bubble for generations.

Australian:

OI CUNT
*dodges spoidah*
TH'FUCK
*unloads more convicts*
OI YE CUNT
*bums lighter*
YE FUCKIN'
*flings boomerang*
BLOODY
* fucks a Sheila (your sister)*
CUNT
*screeches at emus*
YE TROINAH
*throws rocks at Aborigines*
FUCKIN' ABBOS
*buys petrol*
THAT AIN'T A KNOIF
*pulls out bigger knife*
THIS IS A KNOIF
*checks 2kb/s internet speed*
OI
*rides kangaroo to work*
YE FUCKIN'
*falls off the planet*
OI YE TROINAH SAY
*shitposts on Sup Forums*
DAT WE
*throws prawns on the barbie*
WE WUH BRITZ N SHIT, CUNT?!

>no Irish potato confederation spanning across the North Atlantic

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Have you literally never seen a conspiracy theory page on facebook before?

Really psychoengages one's neuro-hyperflux cybermind engine...or at least it would back in the days of the Finn-Hwan.

Naw nigga, you clearly aint woke enuff.
We wuz giant kangz, you fuckin honky.

Not him but I've never seen any page on Facebook so no

I have. But afrocentrists and other unironic KANGZfags seem to raise (lower?) the bar.