Games you played and had no idea what was going on, or what it was about

Games you played and had no idea what was going on, or what it was about

>Im not even sure if there was a point to this

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Every single game I ever played tbqh since Quake tbqh... Even Deus Ex which I loved, I had no idea what was going on I just loved the atmosphere, soundtrack and gameplay.

played the fuck out of that game but couldnt get very far cause had no memory pak

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that music

i think you might be retarded

robot sex

T I T A N

>forsaken 64
>extreme-g

those were the days

MULTIPLE FIRE ROCKET LAUNCHER

GOLDEN POWER POD

TRANSPULSE

MUG

PINE MINE


CLARK CULVER

TRUCKER

NIM SUU SIN

FOETOID


THE GAME BEGINS

Yeah, and to think I went through college and got a master degree.

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so like, everyone stopped aging 500 years ago because of this chaos god thing I don't know and there's this loli that you think might be your sister but is actually yourself and then everyone dies and you get to paris

Meanwhile John Carmack said scenarios are in video games about as important as their are in porn. Even in your wildest dreams you aren't half as smart as this guy is.

S O L A R I S
T R O J A X
S U S S G U N N

SCATTER

damn i miss playing multiplayer

pretty good for a 6dof attempt on n64, can't compete with descent though
good soundtrack too
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>enemies:1

The story being unimportant is not the same as the story being incomprehensible because you have brain damage.

>getting pranked by the dummy golden orb

Some people just don't care.

Well obviously you IQ is about two digits.

You wouldn't understand.

>playing for the first time the 1st level toke me 10 mins
>now i can easily get to the other routes.

carmack is a programmer, that's it
he has no idea what makes a game good

>use gameshark when it worked
>infinite ammo
>can spam TITAN missles everywhere

you are a fucking idiot if you actually believe that

Jesus kill yourself already...

>someone else knows about forsaken 64

today was a good day

i think it was one of the few games on the N64 that had gore

Last good game done by Carmack:Quake.
Which was 20 years ago, in videogame years it might as well been 50 years.
He doesn't give a fuck about videogames' quality, he was always a tech wizard not a competent game designer.

Fact is he hasn't done a game in years and prefers masturbating over his space rocket company and those stupid goggles people call VR.

>play multi with cousin
>he gets all the weapons and brags about it
>i secretly got titan and he didn't know it
>was waiting peacefully until he shows up while he's searxhing for me
>see him
>launch titan
>he dies and gets utter mad to the point he didnt want to play it again.

good times.

>extreme-g
Wasn't that the futuristic motorcycle racer where you could break the sound barrier?

There was no thought put into Quake's story and was really just thrown together at the last minute. Even in Commander Keen you had to open the menu up to know the plot.

2 you could

jesus that box art is terrible
It doesn't even look like a real game

>camping the titan room on that tube water level


wonder if forsaken is playable with online emulation

i think the pc version is possible, n64 online is worthless unless you're a smashfag

.. It might not have been, honestly

MP was so fucking fun. I didn't even know it had a single player mode outside of playing with bots

...

The gameplay was tight tho.

>What is Doom 3 and Rage
He cares more about technology than making a good game.

>going to college

A masters in retardation

>you are ship
>other ships exist
>murder them

2deep4me

She is sexy as fuck and the submissive element of tattooing her face always got me hard when I saw it,was a pretty good Descent style game too.

Fuck that game was so fun

so you are saying the games are solely made by john or that he has absolutely no input outside of the technical aspects of the games?
you must be seriously retarded if you actually believe either of these things

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so what was the fucking premise

all I remember is it being some kind of deathmatch game

was there even a story or anything?

machines took over or something

the characters you can choose are all outlaws or something

i cant remember

I'm saying he's a good programmer retard, that's it.

I remember the thinking the commercial was cool as fuck though

youtu.be/5_7xnnxrm00

That game made me so fucking motion sick
it was still pretty cool though

I've never been so confused on how to get a damn multiplayer game started.

The plot I also didn't pay much attention to, but I was shooting shit and having fun.

were those voice overs in the PC version?

man, I have no idea

I remember renting that shit from blockbuster with some pals and being totally confused as to wtf is going on and how to play

we'd fuck around with it a bunch then ended up just playing that DBZ animoo/zelda style game where you build a giant robot that uses money for energy

Destiny

>blockbuster

those were the days

This image physically hurts me. ;_;