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I know you're amazed by the game you just posted, but no need to lose your breath over it.

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>japanese game
>esrb

Give me a (you) if you think that OP is a fag.

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>Bad

I want her to beat me up

this is literally facebook-tier shit memes, fucking kill yourself

I wish there was more hardcore female muscle porn, it's always just chicks squishing apples with their biceps and shit

that was pathetic OP even for Sup Forums

I'm getting tired of these normies who bought into the Last Guardian hype while never having played any other Team ICO game and being surprised that it's an artsy game with bad controls and dated graphics

I do too user.....I do too.

it's actually pretty good

It's a mediocre puzzle platformer with emotional manipulation as the biggest draw. But of course it gets a pass for being japanese.

this one came first

The graphics look fine to me. What is really leeching my enjoyment out of the game are the constant silky-smooth 20-24 fps.

I mean christ, it literally cannot maintain a stable 25fps, let alone 30.

Very unrelated, I just finished it and it was excellent I don't know why the boy has a feather in his hands on the box art though because he doesn't use one in the game

>watch the Dunkey video
>mfw Trico fucking eats the kid

I didn't even know that could happen

Pretty sure it's required to advance in the game.

BEST TEAM ICO GAME

EAT SHIT OP

Well shit

I haven't played yet, I just watched a friend stream a bit of it, and nothing in the vid indicated it wasn't like he fucked up or something.

I didn't know you could jump on the armour suit soldiers and pull their heads off until after I finished the game and looked at what trophies I was missing I just avoided them the whole game

it's not a bad game, don't get me wrong, but it's nowhere near SotC. You don't want people to think you'r a shill, do you?

It looks like a tech demo instead of a game

t. Someone who's emotions can be manipulated easily

Get a tampon emotion-nigger

this, and it struggles to reach 30fps, let alone hold 30 fps

graphics sluts like you don't deserve eyes

Huge Team Ico fan and thought it wasn't too bad to control. But man... really underwhelmed. It feels like Ueda has not progressed as a creator and just made Ico again with a neat tech demo to go with it.

The story was neat but didn't quite have any kind of punch to it. I didn't really feel the relationship between them because game kind of dragged too much in the middle, I really just wanted it over with by the end.

Do you think Ueda will be given the chance to make another game after the huge problems this one had getting off the ground?

I'm really surprised how bad this game runs considering what it looks like.
It's literally the PS3 version we've been seeing in all the old trailers except it's in 1080p now.
Were they just THIS bad at porting the game?

>dated graphics

Watching it online doesn't do it justice. The game is absolutely gorgeous.

Frame rate definitely isn't the smoothest, either, but it hasn't been abhorrent to the point of ruining the enjoyment for me. There's been one huge sequence thus far into the game, though, where the game just could not keep the fuck up.

It's probably because of all the physics shit. Like every blade of grass has physics and blows around in the wind.

sounds like it's time for you to upgrade to a PS4 Pro©

normie here

artsy and dated graphics are fine.

bad controls are not poetic

Gotta wait for the PS5 4k Edition re-release to play it above 15fps.

I don't think the controls are bad.

Unconventional, yes. But not bad.

The Boy is floppy but I don't think it really hinders the gameplay. Actually I kind of like it.

I think it's because of all the detail.

Like how every single feather on Trico blows in the wind, along with the leaves on the trees and all of the grass.

Indoors the game runs fine but hopping out into the sunlight, where everything's moving, it winds up being a bit much.

>bad
neo/v/ is really hard up at this point for their next EBIN TORTANTIC aren't they? It'd be kind of sad if it wasn't so fucking irritating having shitposters now leaping on every single significant release no matter what and try to spin basic minor flaws or there mere fact of being niche or whatever into BLUNDER OF THE CENTURY.

I really have wondered over the last year or so in particular if the old joke we all used to make about
>Sup Forums
>playing vidya
has actually come true and we now have a set of people who are constant posters but who literally never actually play vidya anymore. Like, at all. So we're just seeing them slowly grow more and more detached from actual reality because sad as it is Sup Forums and various other bits of the net /are/ their reality now, that's their game, and they're looking for the next hit just like they would in an actual vidya. But unlike an actual vidya reality is not all scripted or planned out so sometimes it isn't cooperative.

>getting off the ground?
HEH

no idea. I assume hes gone to make his own offshoot company now as it seems the inner politics at Sony troubled the project heavily. A lot of the credits list some people under "GENmedia" whatever that means. If Kojima can get funded after the MGSV fiasco then it shouldn't be too hard to make another project.

Kojima is a legend. The whole world knows his name.

Ueda is a cool guy whose games are, let's be honest, fairly niche.
It might not be so easy for him to split off and do his own thing.

>The game is absolutely gorgeous.
Dude, no.

I like the game too and the actual art/visual design is fantastic, but holy fuck the graphics are awful.

Yes the game is pretty, but you're looking at pretty through a shit filter.

this game is god awful
literally redd.it the game
this is the new undertale

Not him, but I'd agree that TLG is fuckin' gorgeous.

I assume you must mean graphical fidelity, the polycounts and texture resolutions and whatever else.

I mean, I'm not the sort of guy that cares about that.
SotC is still very much a gorgeous game. There are PSX games that I would say the same of.

So maybe TLG isn't the most technically advanced, but it's still so damn pretty.

undertale was good
It was also made by a single
autist and didn't take 10
years to make

>literally redd.it the game
How? What part is Reddit? Where does this game line up with the image or community of Reddit?

>I'm not the sort of guy that cares about that.
I'm not either but when the game started (after the cutscene) I could not help but just be like "wow, this looks like ass".

After 10 minutes, I completely stopped noticing and was able to just appreciate how pretty the art is. But god damn, saying the game has good graphics is a lie.

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>Top post on reddit right now
You would know, you redditor.

What does this have to do with exploring an ancient ruin with a legendary man-eating beast?

redditors do that all the time

Yeah. thought I would educate the ignorant on the wonderful community of Reddit. That guy is literally father of the year.

>mfw I notice Trico has a butthole

Charlie K?

>undertale was good
HORRIBLE taste