What the fuck is he supposed to be?

What the fuck is he supposed to be?

A mutated fox?

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He's like a coyote or something right?
That's mainly how I've thought of him at least.

It's a Bandicoot.

you know a bandicoot is a real animal right?

>Crash Bandicoot
>BANDICOOT
gee i wonder

I get this is a bait thread and all, but here.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bandicoot

falling for it

You're all fucking retarded and bad at english

Bandicoot is just part of his name. If he was a Bandicoot, it would be Crash THE Bandicoot

>merely pretending to be a retard!

>coot
its a cat

i remember this bait from like 10 years ago

Stop trying to bait you dumb faggots
He's obviously a wallabee

Just get the fuck out of my thread

If you can't understand the difference between Crash Bandicoot and Crash THE Bandicoot then just neck yourself because you're obviously some mouth breathing third worlder

First of all Crash has emotions and hes a fucking raccoon

Second of all crash is a very loyal friend that never judges people on appearence. Lets say you were a gay raven, would you want crash to bother you? Of course not because youre an APE with no sense of kindness for other animals.

Coco would be upset with your words and deeds and then what, youll be drinking the toilet water before its a holiday. Never insult a bandicoot ever again theyre graceful and wonderful. A bandicoot bought me some food one time and i would never verbally abuse a wonderful creature.

Who the fuck would even say such a thing to a jaguar honestly.

>when shitposting goes too far

>crash bandicoot
>
>-ra-h b--dicoot
>-ra-- b---i-oot
>-ra-- b---i---t
>
>-ra-- b---i---t
He's a rabbit

>Merely pretending

>Sonic The Hedgehog
>Gex The Gecko
>Conker The Squirrel
See the pattern here? It gives their name and then what animal they are supposed to be
>Crash Bandicoot
See this? It's just a fucking name and not at all ANY indication of what he's supposed to be.

Batman isn't an actual fucking bat despite his name. Otherwise it would be Batman The Bat

Are you people retarded?

Clearly they are.

According to these stupid fucks, Peter Griffin from Family Guy is an actual Griffin because HURR DURR HES CALLED GRIFFIN HERP DERP

Have you never seen a cassowary before?

But what if Crash was in Undertale?

Are you Steve the Human? Or OP the faggot?

>-ra-- b---i---t
>He's a rabbit
>-ra-- b---i----

He's jewish

OP is kinda right. He looks way closer to a fox than a bandicoot.

> Crash the Bandicoot

Anthropomorphic characters with "the" in the name shouldn't be allowed. So fucking dumb.

Because it's not a retarded kiddy name like the other faggy characters, but the actual given name, followed by the species. So his name is really only Crash, and he's labelled "Bandicoot" after his species, for science reasons.

>people still don't know willy the wombat
>there are people who haven't even played sonics ass game
Smh at all of you desu familimas

God damn you people are stupid, he's a fucking duck

>Alex the kidd

A shitposter

A mutated bandicoot.

I don't get this meme why everything always comes down to identifying something as a duck. I get that a duck is a hilarious animal but this shit seems to be dumb as fuck.

>batman
>is a man
This is where your logic falls apart.

He's a Bandicoot and his last name is Bandicoot

Like Donald Duck.

The President?

...

Apparently.

Hahaha oh wow, you are legit autism splurging about this.
Cortex gave them last names based on the animal they were you fucking mook

But his name is THE Batman. Not just Batman.

Are you literally retarded?
It's in the fucking title, he's a crash.

The batman is more of a title. His name is Bruce Wayne

If it's an Australian animal that's not a kangaroo, drop bear or emu then it's not real

youtube.com/watch?v=k2mFvwDTTt0