I'm going to be working at EA starting Monday

Jose Wood
Jose Wood

I'm going to be working at EA starting Monday. What do.

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Dominic Myers
Dominic Myers

Start working at EA.
Or, like, make dinner or something.

Grayson Miller
Grayson Miller

"Accidentally" delete all their upcoming games, watch as EA goes under because all vidya scrapped.

Josiah Perry
Josiah Perry

im happy for you user. you went into the industry. i hope you have a good time.
so what do you do? art or programing?

Austin Reed
Austin Reed

Walk through the front door of the office, strip naked, lay down in the fetal position on the floor, and start autistically screeching over and over.

Nathan Mitchell
Nathan Mitchell

Go to work. Do your shit.
Occasionally post insider information on Sup Forums if you run into something interesting.
Try to make contributions so their games aren't so bad.

James Reyes
James Reyes

Make a decent video game.

Nolan King
Nolan King

buy a stopwatch, because deadlines are going to determine the quality of your work

Justin Smith
Justin Smith

going to be working at EA

Are you pushing a broom or doing something meaningful?

Nathaniel Peterson
Nathaniel Peterson

Programming.

Landon Cruz
Landon Cruz

LE EVERYTIME I FEEL SAD IT'S ACTUALLY CRIPPLING DEPRESSION MEME

God I fucking hate normalfags and the way they treat mental illness.

Aiden Allen
Aiden Allen

Working with the developers on problems they need fixed.

That's so crazy it just might work. Considered.

Jason Wood
Jason Wood

tfw actual crippling depression to the point where getting out of bed feels like an achievement
tfw constantly see normalshits saying how depressed they are online

If only they knew.

Jacob Bennett
Jacob Bennett

Fair enough.

I can't do that unless I really go out of my way to do so. Maybe one day.

Isaac Kelly
Isaac Kelly

Working with the developers on problems they need fixed.
And you think you are up to this Herculean task?

Jonathan Sullivan
Jonathan Sullivan

Did you want to work at EA?

Xavier Moore
Xavier Moore

Best of luck, mate. Just don't let EA make you lose your integrity.

Which studio are you going to be working at?

Evan Davis
Evan Davis

Honestly I'm not sure. I bullshitted my way into this job. I only have a rudimentary understanding of the tools and programming languages used. I'll be trained though and Ill have time to learn.

I actually didn't even know I was applying to ea, it was through another company and only at the interview was I told.

Rather not say which. North America

Ethan Baker
Ethan Baker

WAH I'M SAAAAAAAAD

Lucas Gutierrez
Lucas Gutierrez

Ask them about Skate 4

Brandon Martin
Brandon Martin

DId someone say CRIPPLING DEPRESSION?!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_iYGb8VHjRI

Jose Gonzalez
Jose Gonzalez

Sure.

Julian Thomas
Julian Thomas

I bet that "Pit of Despair" guy would've called you a poser, too.

Adam Hughes
Adam Hughes

It's the Burnaby office isn't it. I know it is. You showed too much of your hand. Better scuttle the thread before we report you to your overlords.

Bentley Diaz
Bentley Diaz

lazy town becoming a meme is truly the sign that the people you always refered to as '13 year olds' now think they're old enough to post on Sup Forums

Jonathan Rogers
Jonathan Rogers

Fag.

Eli Rodriguez
Eli Rodriguez

How many hours per week and whats your pay?

Justin Kelly
Justin Kelly

Sure it is. :^)

Nicholas Rivera
Nicholas Rivera

Busted.

Samuel Jenkins
Samuel Jenkins

I'm spooked. See you on Monday, want me to pick you up some timmies?

Adrian Richardson
Adrian Richardson

Nah, enjoy working on all those boring sports games they do there. It's a nice building at least.

Liam Edwards
Liam Edwards

Research the rules regarding unpaid overtime in your province.

Aaron Walker
Aaron Walker

Fucking idiots, feeling sad is NOT depression.

Depression is a complete lack of emotion.

If you are sad, by definition you are not depressed.

Ian Lopez
Ian Lopez

I'd rather telecommute honestly. The building isn't that impressive.

Leo Bell
Leo Bell

Rather not say which. North America

Given that EA lurks around on these parts I get your hesitation.

John Price
John Price

becoming
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8ju_10NkGY
Newfag.

Kevin Wood
Kevin Wood

Fucking convince someone to buy the Tecmo's Deception series and bring that shit back. God damn, I miss those games.

Levi Roberts
Levi Roberts

I hope you were a diversity hire, otherwise prepare your buttocks. EA is an EXTREMELY diverse company.

Eli Sanchez
Eli Sanchez

Go outside. Go for a long, long walk. You don't have to lift, bro, or start crossfit or some shit. Just get outside, get fresh air in your lungs, and get your body producing all those wonderful chemicals that come from actually moving.

Charles Torres
Charles Torres

Worth the read

Austin Clark
Austin Clark

if someone with depression feels depressed they aren't suffering from depression because they felt depression
deep

Jace Mitchell
Jace Mitchell

Send us keys for everything.

Wyatt Turner
Wyatt Turner

EA just screwed me over after being a loyal goy with their origin service since 2011. They keep sending me to indian tech support that ignores and hangs up on me. All over a invalid cd key problem since an account merger. I still can't launch any of my games.

Fucking program a fix for that somehow man. This shit's dumb.

Luke Thompson
Luke Thompson

Do your job well and make money.

Austin Hughes
Austin Hughes

woe is me
LMAO

Andrew Jones
Andrew Jones

Cocaine, to distract yourself from the fact that you're working for the worst company in America.

Cameron King
Cameron King

Honestly? With my name on the resume they probably thought I was going to be a minority and called me.

Dylan Gomez
Dylan Gomez

Yeah, but you better look like a minority as well.

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