Hey loser, mom's out so she had me cook dinner

Hey loser, mom's out so she had me cook dinner

DIN DINS?

Sup Forums - Videogames and Cooking Mama

MUMMY MUMMY MUMMY

>you will never have a mom to support your gaming habit while giving you blowy joeys on command

Do you know how to play smash?

its doo doo on a plate isn't it

>blowy joeys
You have to be an adult to post here.

>letting a woman cook
Get out of the kitchen. I don't feel like food poisoning today.

>dat feel when not a single woman I ever dated could cook anything that's not instant

you're bad at cooking.

Sadly, he is

Thats a lot of cancer for a single picture.

how new are you guys?

Why the fuck do you have flour on your collarbone, tits, forearms and stomach?

Are you seriously this incompetent? Do you think this is sexy to me?

Is that a fucking curtain you're rolling the flour on? Goddamn.

Actually, you know what? Get the fuck out of the kitchen.

but women are supposed to take care of the cooking in a traditional household

>tfw no submissive mommy

The smell of baking really makes me want to get fucked

...

2017 Friendo.

I cook my own goddamn meals. LGBT Feminist Cunts can stay the fuck out of my kitchen. I don't buy those tools for them. They're for me.

>KNEADING DOUGH ON A TABLECLOTH

Your mommy and grandma didn't cook and bake treats for you?

I don't want (((current year))) though

You got flour all over you, you fucking retard.
I'm not cleaning that up.

I'm just going to order chinese food

>Actually, you know what? Get the fuck out of the kitchen.
...AND HOP ON THIS DICK!

>user? Is that you in my wardrobe? You scared me! I was about to fall asleep here! What are you doing in there? Come out right this minute young man!

Only because nothing else was expected of them. If you look at cooks and chefs men still dominate the field. With pastry chefs being an exception because that's where you have more-than-usual number of women.

that's a small penis

Who are you, get out of my fucking house

user help massage mommy's back please

For (you) maybe, ya fatass.

This bitch is fucking hit

this

TRIGGERED

It's your new wife idiot, you ordered her from russia remember

>produces so much content
>but I can't care for her

Alexandra Snow is 10/10 mom

>implying women in this century can cook or do anything that makes them a valuable partner.

Gross. What are you? 60?

I see you have a layer of makeup on to hide the wrinkles. Do you want to sit down and talk about how worthless you feel? Should I make an appointment for you at one of your many female therapists?

No? Well then. I'll just leave this bottle of wine and loaded revolver here. Should you desire to kill yourself. Since well... You are past your Prime. Shame.

Is she suppose to be my sister?

no mine is 8 inches so I doubt yours is bigger
little boy

You need to get a fucking job. We're sleeping on bare mattresses on the fucking floor. You don't even have a cover or a Quilt.

What the fuck is wrong with you?

>8 inches
>big

>8 inches
>big

king of the dicklets

You just know.

>overwatch tshirt
best part

KYS

I would eat off that ass tbqhwyf

>8 inches
ARE YOU ASIAN?

>thread devolves into cooking arguments

only on Sup Forums

very bad post

Mommy knows just how to take care of her special boy!

>anterior pelvic tilt

this thread is weird as fuck. did all of yall grow up in an orphanage or something? nasty stuff

Whatever did you mean by this

my mommy is dead

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Meh.

Get the fuck out of my room you fucking dweeb

>Underwear
>Sneakers

?

issa american thang

>8 inches

Wow, you might have a job in baby porn with a dick that small.

What are those legs, is that a tranny?

she has toenail fungus

Its actually not. I really don't get where people get that. Lived in America 26 years and I've never seen a single person wear their shoes in the house unless they're running in and out of the house forgetting stuff. I mean there are obvious exceptions in every country, but everyone takes their shoes off at the door.

GOLEM GET YE GONE

>interior crocodile alligator
>i drive a chevrolet movie theater

Isn't he a little old to be playing Overwatch?

I'm Irish and personally I don't wear shoes in the house. Shoes don't tend to be comfortable.

I think he means American porn

> /r9k/ joins the server

I fucking hate Overwatch with a burning passion, man. The communitys full of pre-pubescent fucks who can't handle banter or team work. The ''''adults'''' playing it are the exact same.

The games a chaotic shit show and boils down to superior ult usage assuming all players are of equal skill which makes for unsatisfying bullshit.

Oh yeah and it's a Blizzard game so balance and optimization patches NEVER EVER

Yeah OP is she suppose to be our sister?
No its not

no one itt has a sister or mother. I feel sorry for all of you

Honestly theres a lot of women in porn, and shit that make me think they're probably going to develop back problems with that bayonetta shit.

>tfw she will never EVER do porn

that's impossible!

My mother was actually constantly overly-affectionate with me well past an age where that would've been appropriate and reasonably attractive that I've fapped to her numerous times.

It's something I got over when I hit 16 and got laid for the first time.