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Whats the first thing you´re going to add to the PF once the servser came up?

Most Memorable thing from ARR and from HW?

>roe players not liking hypermasculinity
but bara is literally penultimate hypermasculinity

Cross Server Shitpost

Does anyone else really hate leveling with potd? Even when I'm doing a DPS I always get so bored of doing potd over and over again, and simply end up getting back in the queue for my highest level dungeon

Teraflare

Reaching Azys Lla the first time

Zurvan farm party no fucking bonus, one wipe disband, bring high dps.

Reasons to votekick a party member:

>In level 50 content with no jobstone
>Loads in, 'brb 5 minutes have to rearrange hotkeys'
>'I didn't see a video because I want to experience it fresh, can you tell me everything that happens?'
>No-DPS healer
>Tank never goes off tank stance
>Green hair
>DPS doing less than 1k in full 260
>Esuna/leeches plz macro
>{heavy breathing} DID SOMEONE SAY BONUS!?
>Meme-level raise macro
>Custom countdown macro for every boss
>Naked/slut glamour
>They describe themselves as a 'Chocolate '
>Play a catboy/female au ra/male roegadyn
>Uses 'toxic' unironically

Make a zurvan group without pleb warriors

the game being good pre-HW

the game being shit and all the added content being terrible until the end of HW

You think they're going to put another one of these in?

The thread has been downvoted if you look at the arrows

fuck off retard

Roes are literal cancer.

The end of ARF leading into the Thordan fight, for Heavensward probably. It was nice to see that little bitch Lahaha get offed too.

But it's literally the first hour.

I enjoy 50-100 but 1-50 can fuck right off


>tfw someone pops your only Kuribu pomander just before Nybeth

The picture shows him downvoting that post though.

It's pretty boring. Lower floors especially are designed for extreme casuals, it's basically trash for 20m with an easy boss at the end. There's really no challenge unless your team's retarded.

Just resubbed. Used to play lala, now I play a catboy. What's with the hate? I mean, sure, I'm a terrible person, but i didn't know I was advertising it.

>saltswept
>fleeting rays
>hallowed halls
>limitless blue
>woe that is madness
>the hand that gives the rose
>unbending steel
>tempest
>spiral
WHO'S FUCKING READY

>QTEs in a MMO
it's good for a one time thing, but more of them? fuck that.

don't give them ideas to put QTEs during cutscenes

No excuse shitters.

>Kicks au ra, cats and roes
>Doesnt kick lala

I wonder who's behind this post

Literally nobody is this much of an asshole.

>Roes are literal cancer
>Not lalas or cats

>4.0 is full of QTE's

It's what they will have now for tanks instead of Parry.

You ready?

>literally press any button within 5 seconds to not die
>yoshi said this was the most challenging thing about making the Cruise Chaser fight

What even was the point

Is this true? Be honest

There will be even less people playing tank.

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I think Yoshi meant that implementing a QTE while dealing with latency was tough as if the timing is slightly off then people die.

>on parry abilities like shield swipe or Haymaker become QTEs instead of taking up a slot on your bar

>queue for sophia ex as ninja
>in a party with 2 pld, 2 brd and a mch
>should be fine, most people are a good 20 ilvls above sophex now
>top the dps aggro by a staggering amount
>enrage at 17%
>twice
>PLD says 'nice dps kek' and leaves
I had a good laugh at the irony.

I fucking loathe Deep Dungeon. To be honest I find it more enjoyable Solo than anything else although it's not very efficient.

The biggest issue with this is probably my low tolerance for complete shitters who can't bother using three fucking brain cells to understand how to properly maximize a run's efficiency.

Type B Lalafell because it's cute.

People still fuck it up.

>First time seeing that pizza slice cleave AoE
>Avoiding Dragon's Gaze and watching everyone else eat shit
>That fucking light-show of an intermission phase
>Ultimate End
>Thordan freaking the fuck out and swinging blindly

It was face-roll easy but god damn was it an entertaining face-roll

I loved farming it, I got NIN from 1 to 60 in it. Then I got kinda bored of it.

It's not really the dungeon that bothers me, it's the party members that go into every god damn room and try to kill everything making each floor 5 to 10 minutes long.

>Sophia EX as BLM

Is this hell?

I'm a male roe and type A is absolutely spot on. I'm not gay(?) but I really like Gachimuchi and think half naked roes are funny as fuck.

>POTD.
>I'm the only person using pomanders at all.

i play elezen and i am a lonely elf fetishist

>tfw type C lizard
Well, at least I don't say anything so nobody has to deal with my shit.

Can we get some MEN up in this bitch?

They already exist, in the form of 'if x, y'. Haymaker, shield swipe, thundercloud, firestarter, bloodletter, etc. All the cruise chaser fight did was make a bunch of people press a button in a 4 second time frame to ensure they were sitting at their computers.

ARR: Yoshi figuring out how to ruin Triple Triad
HW: Story Thordan fight, since everything was just right

Lala's don't have "the biggest shitters in the game" on any of them, so I don't agree with it. I've met plenty of potatoes that were pricks on the level of Teledjii Adeledji and would whine and cry over anything not placing them on an altar of glory

Otherwise I think Roe B suits me and my character fine. I still run my FC, despite nobody playing any longer, and I keep building points and airships for future content like Diadem 2.0

Lala here, its true.

>I'm not gay(?)
yeah, sure

>almost all 60s now
>i've only seen like 5 or 6 people use pomanders or strength/steel before boss room

they last
EIGHT (8)
MINUTES

>when you actually start using scathe for damage

...

You're going to get her minion, right anons?

Gaius going out in a blaze of glory as you run out of the exploding Praetorium schleping Thancred on your Magitek

Do I really need to say it? If you didn't enable walk from Camp Dragonhead when you got to the point in the remembrance quest where you had to "Visit a dear friend" kindly uninstall.

>everyone complaining that thordan is too easy for a final boss
>yoshi warns to be careful what you wish for
>devs make thordan ex incredibly difficult in comparison to earlier ex fights, especially at min ilvl
>majority of players can't beat it in the first week and complain
>yoshi laughs
My personal favourite moment.

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Not fucking worth it.

Thats what the (?) is for, you boner intoner

>Type B Hyur

In ARR I glamoured the WAR AF dyed blue and Bravura and slowly realized that I was just a palette swap of the default Warrior of Light.

>Scathach will never give you gloved handies while the void slowly creeps into your soul

>I think Roe B suits me

Type A Elezen confirmed

>filename
Oh, I know user.
RIP Moenbryda

>balmung
>afk dancing on top of haurchefant's grave
>actually got a few angry tells
>somebody sent me a tell asking me to leave so they can take a picture with it

When its going to be online again?

>Whats the first thing you´re going to add to the PF once the servser came up?

Just started playing, so catch up I guess. Made it to the Heavensward MSQ and got DRG to 60, but then started grinding BLM in PotD. That's at 50 now. Grind that to 60 then MSQ garbage I guess.

2AM PST.

>I still run my FC, despite nobody playing any longer,
I did the same until I stopped playing myself, I also played a Roe

Yo that's a sick mage picture, who drew it?

Gives me an idea for a tabletop setting.

>every voidsent is vaguely humanoid in shape, ranging from giant, deformed humans to eldritch horrors
>voidsent queen is a scantily dressed loli
Interest lost. At least Cloud of Darkness looked like a fucking threat.

B lala/A catboy. I hope hell is cozy.

Good thing you don't get to make decisions, normie.

I assume that most of everyone on Sup Forums is on the primal datacenter, so are we going to get PF groups going on here?

Help anons learn and clear Zurv Ex, maybe do some premade PVP, or just mess around.

>non-corporeal titty monster
>a threat

>Ravana Ex will be a meme forever.
>Was legit one of this game's best fights when all people had was law gear.

>elezen a
Very accurate, actually.

Not gonna lie. I just went with a female highlander because
>Lala
Please
>Elezen
>Roegadyn
Didn't like the body to head proportions after getting a face/hair combo I was okay with
>Cat
Would totally consider a Cat if they allowed ear customization
>Au Ra
Would probably change to Male if I ever really got tired of what I have, but they need to be able to be customized more. As they are, they're too edgy for my liking.
Female though bugged the crap out of being unable to customize horns

Which of the 24 man bosses is the best waifu?

This one is a strong contender, but I think I still have to go with sparkly hair bitch.

I was a lalafell WHM using black dyed AF when I first encountered the Warriors of Darkness, even had the same hairstyle.

>If you didn't enable walk from Camp Dragonhead when you got to the point in the remembrance quest where you had to "Visit a dear friend" kindly uninstall.

I did and I got attacked by a dragon that happened to be there so I had to run back.

how is it a meme?

it's still one of the coolest fights in the game alongside thordan ex

>gigantic non-corporeal titty monster who frowns and screams a lot
Scathach is literally porn bait.

>green hair

The fuck is wrong with green hair?

What's the difference between Midlander Type B and C?

I still remember seeing Ravana EX's enrage if you didn't have enough DPS

Now you can just mash your keyboard and he's dead before you even see all his phases.

Maybe Type C Au Ra.

I guess i'm a lesser B roegadyn at the moment.

After seeing the BLM Job NPC Lala, I stopped hating them.

For that job, at least.

Titan Banquet.

Walking towards Niddhog.

It needs a new ilvl limit. You can ignore the butterflies and burn him down without much consequence, and his dives aren't lethal anymore.
The only way you could possibly wipe to rav ex at this point is if both your healers get shunted off somehow, and you don't have a smn.

>green hair

Tuned for like 100 ilevels below what everybody currently has, he basically melts extremely quickly. Ravana HM from the story is harder now.

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I don't hate them. I just can't begin to design one I'd be okay looking at for more than 5 minutes.

>Be female Au Ra for that princess look
>Weeb as fuck
>fucking hate trannies
>autist.

I don't consider myself type A because trannies need to be fucking burned.

There should be a new cat or aura loli that gives you endgame rewards for doing minimum ilvl sync'd content.

You're not wrong. I've been soloing XIV for most of my three years of ARR tenure, since I really don't have any friends to call upon. No matter how many gifts or talents I offer others, no matter how many dungeons I clear, they all stop playing or join other FCs

Maybe I'll use one of my Fantasias to become a long necker, and maybe give in and just play the gal like everyone else in the game.

I'm getting there, friend. Just had a 3 day warning that I was going to lose my personal house, since I've been more focused on keeping the FC house and airships running. Even my second in command doesn't play anymore, despite playing with me across three servers, and the rest of the members flatout stopped playing around 3.3 time, or would quit since "dead and empty FC isn't for me", despite how insanely hard it is to obtain new members in such a scenario.

That's because they established that the void is actually summoning beings from parallel worlds that fell to the darkness of the Ascians in an attempt to summon Zodiark, if I recall correctly. There also exists a Light version of it due to worlds succumbing to the light.

You sound like a repressed tranny.

>fights that get broken the higher DPS is

Devs are fucking stupid.

It's ugly.

But you just admitted that you want to look like a princess.

>Type A female Au Ra
I wonder if schizotypal autism counts as a severe personality disorder?
Either way I know I'm not a girl, but I do jerk it to nothing but gender bender porn these days; and for whatever reason looking at those FFXIV job high-heel designs posted in the past threads gave me a raging boner, so we'll call this one "close enough".