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Just the right height for a BJ.

:333333

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thumbnail looks like bowser getting sucked off by son.

I like bowser's phone wallpaper :^)

K e k

Bowser is just a family man having his career sabotaged by some faggot italian.

Why is he the villain again?

Because he commits crime?

Why is he looking at this balls ?

Because Miyamoto doesn't want people to like Bowser, that he should only be seen as an antagonist and nothing more. Why do you think Bowser's personality got neutered in the Mario RPGs?

Wasn't his goal in the last paper Mario literally just to get a rainbow shell?

>ywn play videogames with your good-intentioned dad

Because he keeps kidnapping the princess of a foreign nation?

Because he kidnaps people

Miyamoto talked about making sure that people see Bowser as not too bad of a guy though.

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They make it sound like it such a great feature for people to monitor the activity of their family and implement balance in their lives; this information is being fed straight to nintendo and their affiliates for marketing purposes and to determine which types of games need the most dlc or development based on player retention statistics, most common hours games are played in which regions, and which actual systems are running which games.

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Some kid threw a fit.

>making an entire video dedicated to parental controls

Good job getting rid of that kiddy image.

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They'd be getting most of that information anyway, user.

But yeah, now they also get information about the locations of uppity parents and the typical play time allowances of children, so they can build future games in an according manner.

I mean, I don't really see how they can use the data for much other than making games people enjoy more.

It got a lot of buzz on /r/videos and a few gaming "journalism" sites.

I like how they emphasized that the killswitch is kinda a dick move, and should be a last resort. However, the part with Boos was unnecessary and a bit too far... though to be fair, the 3DS did have a problem with exploitation.

FUCK YOU

But they've never been upset with the fact that a large part of their players are children.

Are you new to the internet or something?

Even your browser does that, and literally everything you type is collated, analysed and sold.

>Bowser is supposed to be a straight up villain
>still tries to be a good and responsible parent
Why isn't there more of this in media?

>However, the part with Boos was unnecessary and a bit too far...

It's not supposed to be pedophiles you gronk, just internet trolls.

Internet trolls don't try to sneak up on you IRL.

>knowing what kind of games your child likes to play will make it easier for you to talk to them.
I dont know why but this line always makes me tear up and makes my heart hurt.

What was Bowser Jr. playing?

>It's too
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>CUTE
>U
>T
>E

Literally fucking toddlers

Literally any weeb game

It's because your parents never knew how to talk to you.

Senran Kagura

>They'd be getting most of that information anyway, user.
This, you don't think Sony, MS, and Nintendo can't figure out what games you already play on PS4, Xbox One, and Wii U?

>Just because you are bad guy, does not mean you are bad, guy

They don't float or have big wagging tongues or give a shit whether your dad is around either.

It's a metaphor.

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ok made my laugh, good one

Well, given doxxing exists they sometimes can bring a shitstorm to your rl, albeit by using others...

I like how it is more of a suggestion, rather than a forceful restriction of gameplay.

It's as if it's encouraging parents to be parents and also lets kids understand proper playtimes.

Gaper Mario

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>DAD WALKS IN

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>bowser jr=the casual market
>bowser=Nintendo

Don't really give a fuck about the app itself but the infomercial is C U T E
Bowser is such a responsible dad

w-what were those boos about to do to bowser Jr?

Sup Forums is in rare form today.

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Suck his dick

why isnt there an option for Sup Forums?

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That was pretty cute

Bowser is a good father.

>literally have to use placeholder boxes for new games

>He can only play Mario Kart 8 for 2 hours on a saturday

Jesus FUCK my sides

Now if they could just use this kind of marketing to target normalfags and sell games they didn't know they wanted.

Nintendo has always been super serious about parental controls.

>there are kids whose parents are actually like this
>there are people here who grew up with parents like this

>tfw they still don't

Jr.'s spoiled enough already.

I want to see a spin-off where Bowser is just being a good dad.

>lower limit is 15 minutes
>FIFTEEN
>MINUTES

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>Bowser is every Sup Forumsirgin's DILF

I guess I shouldn't be surprised.

>His wall paper was peach
KEK
U
C
K

what the fuck are children supposed to do the other 22 hours?

This shouldn't have made me feel things.

>not realizing Peach is his dream waifu and he's the "misunderstood" guy like Sup Forums

He kidnaps people and routinely destroys property, he and Jr completely fucked Isle Delfino up

>Why is nobody talking about this ?
We've had multiple threads a day about this since it came out you retard

Tend to their parents' every whim, naturally. You only get children because slavery was abolished.

I was mid kek when I realized

Well it's not like Mario doesn't destroy every nice fortress Bowser ever builds.

>Bowser Jr has to beat the boss blindfolded to save his dad
This kid is hardcore.

People tryin to say
that Nintendo Switch
is too expensive

what kinda poor ass cardboard box you livin out of baby

300 dollahs aint shit to Chad Warden
Chad Warden wipes his ass with 300 dollahs

The Mario characters are just an acting troupe performing in plays and staged adventures. The details change, their jobs, change, but they mostly play the same roles. Kind of like the old Popeye cartoons which is what Miyamoto derived the Mario concept from.

They're probably friends in real-life.

when i was a kid, i was restricted to 30 minutes only on fridays. and with no memory card.

> he doesnt limit child to cant play mon-weds, 6 hours thursday, and unlimited fri-sun as long as child gets good gradez
What a shit parent

Eye for an eye
Tooth for a tooth
Will leaves us all mumbling and blind

The Piantas dindu nothing to deserve having their nice tropical islands get shat on.

>letting your child play video games
its like you want them to grow up to be like you

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that doesn't change the characters in the act just the people acting out the charcaters but we know nothing about the people acting out mario, luigi and bowser so its stupid to assume what they are like because we never get shown that side of them so we really shouldn't care.

This is one piece of head-canon I personally subscribe to. I think Bowser and Peach are in a legit relationship and have been so for quite some time, while Mario is more down with living the rockstar life. Bowser may look the part of a villain, but he's really a very responsible guy, unlike Wario who's a scumbag outside of the act as well

autism?

>2 hours on a Saturday

Jesus Christ. Now I know why all the boys came to my house.

Sides have left this dimension.

It's okay

BOWSER ISNT FAIR!!!! ONE HOUR ISNT ENOUGH!!!!!

The only mature exclusive Nintendo has of course

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>fast enough to cover jrs eyes
>not fast enough to close his own
dumb

Is stealing and raping princesses a better use of time than gaming?

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>Jr stone in the top panel
>normal in the bottom one
I don't get it, shouldn't he still be stone?

fucking sucks
what game did you speedrun?

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>theft/grand theft/burglary/robbery/larceny
>vandalism
>disorderly conduct with a firearm
>arson
>reckless driving/vehicular assault
>assault & battery/aggravated assault & battery
>terrorism
>solicitation
>stalking/harassment
>kidnapping
>slavery
>extortion
>child abandonment/child endangerment
>bribery
>identity theft
>first-degree/second-degree murder