How accurate is this?

How accurate is this?

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Spot on

I'd say it's very accurate

Nintendo and Sony have repulsive fanbases, kill yourselves.

>dubbed shonen anime

I'd take dubbed shonen anime like FMA over the waifu and yuri bait Sup Forums posts all the fucking time.

This

Xbox has the best fanbase

>nintendrones usually deflect straight to sonyggers
>instead he chooses to deflect straight to Sup Forums

classic drone behavior

fuuuck i want to see my heroes foreveeeeer i cant say goodbyeeee waaah waah

Yuri is purest love, get fucked drone.

Sonyggers are such faggots

Xbox doesn't even have a fanbase

Xbox has a fanbase?

as a dudebro xbox gamer, looking at pictures like this is sad but then again its a great reminder to never be a full fucking loser. just move out, grow up, play responsibly and do your part in the society while not being fat or ugly. its not too much and your parents will be proud of you. not because of games but because of everything else you are. You beautyful soul. Smile! :^)

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stay salty, toddler

True weebs prefer Sony over Treehouse versions.

I am 34 and own a wii u and PS 4 am I the guy in that pic? Maybe I am worse?

Yes

if you live with your parents, yes, if not, yes

Indeed
youtube.com/watch?v=nj6h-6s3JRE

I live on my own. If it helps I haven't turned on my wii u in 3 months

jokes aside, nobody has xbox anymore? I bought mine a couple years ago but its seems that everyone is a sonygger this days, what am I missing?

Xbox fans are passive and don't get into sill arguments on the internet

Greatness

*silly

>this photograph
don't worry OP I appreciate your sense of humor
every time I do it makes me laff

they do
just not on Sup Forums

You should see the Xbox fanboys on youtube

>he thinks I'm a drone

I got triggered by the anime picture. Fuck you degenerate.

Is still waiting

acctually I´m planning getting one, any good games for it?

How accurate is this?

Maybe the ones on Sup Forums

All 2 of them.

Naruto is for normies like DBZ and One Piece, not weebshit at all

Spot on, this is literally me.

kek

Implying those are obvi trolls

>How accurate is this?
It's literally MovieBob's life story.

what kind of games are you into? i dont have a gaming pc so i play everything on my ps4 multiplats included so im totally content with my system

The best fanbase because the console is irrelevant and nobody owns one

>anime
>not weebshit

Don't lie to yourself.

jej prove it faggot

This is pretty much console gamers, yeah.

currently on overwatch and rpgs. but it seems that ps4 has more exclusives.

t. the neckbeard in OP's pic

>b-but sony!
You preordered the Switch did you?

Literally pic related

Switch Nintendo with Sony and Mario with Kratos and the image will be accurate.

This man will never cease to amaze. He's basically a somewhat more functional Chris Chan.

Mehhh. This story really isn't that bad it's just kinda self-satisfied and written poorly. If he had to write anything at all he could've just said, "A kid wearing NSMB apparel at a store waiting on his preorder noticed my shirt and asked his mother if I knew Mario too. The shirt featured the SMB2 character select screen."

That sorta gets the point across and implies the time gap. Add "time flies" if you want I don't give a fuck, just don't be self satisfied about it. What's the point.

Here's an excerpt in which he talks about how he dealt with the death of his grandmother.
>In any case, fate provided a solution: on top of everything else, the air-conditioner in our home […] finally gave up the ghost after years of erratic functionality. So, while the rest of the family was off to share grief in the manner of psychologically-healthy human beings, I was off to buy, set up and install a new AC. If nothing else, when we were all (inevitably) still sad later on, at least we weren’t also miserably hot and sweaty.
Read the whole thing here (or don't).
bazta19.my-homeip.net/Super-Mario-Bros-3:-Brick-by-Brick-Bob-Chipman.pdf

>the person I'm describing is a liar, so they cannot prove me wrong

That's basically me. I'm 24 and I haven't done anything with my live for the last 7 years. All I have are good memories of the past. Playing the SNES and having a future ahead of you. Nintendo keeps selling back my childhood to me again and again, and I suck it up every time because I don't have anything else. I'm a parasite and I make myself and everyone else around me sick.

My mother still believes that I will achieve something later on, but I know I won't. I'm at university doing shit that won't get me anywhere just so I can say I'm doing something. I always say I will kill myself soon because it makes me feel better but I know I won't because I'm afraid. I wish I could just dissapear.

Bonus autism points: Every night before I sleep I imagine a situation where some girl from my class comes up to me at school and says that she thinks I'm a cool guy but I look sad lately and then she asks me if I want a hug. This story goes on and on, it's always the same, just like nintendo games. I always hug my pillow while imaging hugging a girl. She tells me that I don't need to kill myself because I'm a good person. So yeah, that's what these fucking japs can do to your brain LOL

fake

Sometimes I feel out of place on this board knowing that people here are clearly under the age of 20 if they find this shit amusing.

>implying not liking consoles is being centrist
You sound very intelligent, user!

t. Salty Drone

100 percent accurate.
Sony master race reporting in, Sony always wins baby. Sony always wins.

Why is the sonygger not crying too and a weeb?

paul go to bed

What fanbase, closeted albeit still dicksucking dudebros?

Nintendo: children
Xbox: faggots who watch nothing but sports all day long everyday
Sony: Patricians

Pic related is more accurate to be honest family

Yeah, this is perfect.

>Throw away childhood

You don't need to throw it away, but you should be able to move on and enjoy other things.

>sonygger playing the only worthwhile game on the ps4
>the second best thing about the ps4 is it's sales
Shitting on nintoddlers won't make your buyer remorse go away.

arent nintendrones SJWs

LOW

Jesus Christ Marvel went to shit

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It's not inaccurate...

Microsoft is merging all of their exclusives to Windows 10, so there isn't really any incentive to get one anymore unless you just cant be bothered to build a PC. Sony is still holding most of their exclusives close which forces people to get a Ps4 if they want to play them.

Where did you get money for new consoles\games?

what does this mean?

>people were paid money to write this

It means Sony always wins, even when it looses. Some really deep shit...

so basically xbox is becoming an old pc with outdated hardware, same with the ps4 but at least it has exclusives.

>Sonygger's only arguments are still Bloodborne and 'Muh Sales'
pretty accurate, I'd say
Why is he shitting out of the side of his leg?

>being this delusional

this is art

>Sup Forums is one person
>2 of Sup Forums are xbox fans
Pretty good percentage desu

have you seen how bad we are

>Moviebob's writing
>self-satisfied
The words of a man who hasn't lived his own personal Vietnam

Change the parents to doting but dissapointed wife and its spot on!