2017

>2017
>there isnt a single american game with boob physics

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Of course not, they probably fire any development staff who suggests it and then pat themselves on the back for being so progressive and respectful toward digital women.

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modded skyrim

2 ez

Saint's Row has them

Ratchet and Clank had boob inflation physics

>hyur tits anywhere near that big

I fucking wish.

>had a gf with stretch marks on her boobs
>tfw this gave me a huge boner

because were assmen

That explains all the shitposting.

This. Ass is hometown fags. All you boobfags are literally children who never grew up.

by that logic three quarters of the people here must be assmen.

Saints Row

>tfw when you never had a gf and you are 30+

BEEEG AMERICAN TTS!

Is paying a hooker worth it? And are there any "premium" hookers one could rent for a night?

im also poor i cant help you with that

Just get an escort and look for one that's virgin friendly or whatever. I ain't no expert on this since I had sex back in college so I never felt the need to hire an escort, but my friend did and said it boosted is confidence somehow.

>2017
>there isn't a single good american game

uhm dont you know about Undertale the best game ever made by human hands?

32 here. It never gets easier, but you get stronger.

And more bitter as you realize how much more of a human being you are than normies.

>2017

>Whites STILL exist

I really should be mad about this but somehow I don't even care.

Haven't played a lot of FF14, are there any chest pieces that compliment the boobs like the starter set?

This is actually true. Men are biologically attracted to the rear because a women bending over is what you fuck

Being attracted to boobs is just a leftover of being a newborn

>trying this hard to cram Darwin into everything

>tfw 25 and never had a gf

I don't envy you

>more of a human being you are than normies.

but user, human beings have sex.

Nothing to do with Darwin

wait, kupo777 actually delivered and made a game holy shit

>30
>experience with 3 girlfriends
> i never ask them out, they are the ones looking for me
> i feel hapier when single

>dude I'm a total loser
>that's why I'm so much better than everybody else lmao

>boob inflation physics
>used crotchitizers
>Qwark in drag
the fuck was the ratchet and clank ps2 era..

pretty sure there's some cheat engine shit you can pull

Because the point of wearing a bra is so your boobs don't bounce around. American women usually wear bras. So the game designers don't add boob jiggle. Many are also designed with clothes that may function like a bra.
I know that since you're guys, it's difficult for you to understand, but having your tits bouncing around all the time gives you sore nips.

>Not equally enjoying both ass and tits

Its always one or the other with you faggots.

>> they are the ones looking for me
>> i feel hapier when single

That's because you've never actually met someone you actually liked.

>21
>virgin
>no gf

Part of me died inside a while ago so I'm not sure I'll feel worse when I reach your point

oh i met someone, but thats loooooong gone

Same here mate. I tried to get a GF once but it didn't work out.

Nowadays i wish i could have a girlfriend but i have so much shit going on right now that it id pretty much impossible. I'm 24 and i probably wont be able to get a girl in 5 years or so.

Hyur female starting gear should be qualified as fine art.

Sorry white Bois, white women LOVE the BBC

forgot to mention im 24, 25 next month actually.

>tfw 21 khv
We should fuck

Hyuran chemisette is an excellent outfit for saggy tits, too.

It's part of the Humble Bundle right now, and has been out for ages

I want to suck on rock hard her nipples and stretch them out with my teeth

>24 and had a girlfriend once
>it was awful

I know I can't compare that experience to every relationship, but it made me happy to be single, and I have been since.

Was she boring or annoying?

pls be female (female)

Sorry niggers asian women love white men and hate blacks. You can keep your white trash women who you abandon after impregnating.

I want to suck the milk out of her rock hard nipples and stretch them out with my teeth

Nah, not even female(male)

This is fucking hilarious.

_ ____ __ _ ____

She basically rebounded with me after a breakup where the guy left her hanging. I was friends with her and consoled her in the aftermath of it. Then it became more than friends. But she ultimately left me because I wasn't like her ex and she was holding out on the idea that he would come back to her. And before you call me a cuck or something, he never did. And never expressed any interest in getting back together with her, so I don't know why he dropped the relationship with a "maybe."

Her ex was also suicidal depressed and that rubbed off on her. I shouldn't have gotten involved.

Man, most of relationships i've seen in my life ended in tragedy, so i just assume everyone has a shitty life while in a relationship. I know it is quite retarded but i can't think otherwise now, especially since i value my "alone time" a lot since i barely have any nowadays.

>t. a supreme gentleman

>tfw same shit but 21
>They all searched for me

24 here. I never had one either, but I would rather have a job so I can afford comfy vidya ;_;

>Be at party with old High School friends/classmates
>Girls are drunk
>They tell me they were into me back then but didn't want to admit it

>It's always multiple years after the fact that they decide to tell you these things

>tfw derail thread talking about breast expansion of ex gf
this ones for you sarah

Really makes you wonder how many people likes you and they don't want to admit

>26 khv
3D got left behind a long time ago. 2D is where my heart lays itself to rest now.

Real talk if gay sex wasn't gay I'd totally cool with having a romantic relationship with a dude

> take chauffeur company to appointment.
> nig nog picks me up. Ebonics up the ass. Can only understand maybe 2-3 words per sentance.
> gets called by an obvious valley white bitch.
> calls her baby and shit.
> she with 2 other dudes bashing on the dudes music.
> rest of ride filled with silence. Sent another driver to pick me up.

Yeah have fun with that emotional minefield, guy.

Cousin also dated a black dude and is now dating a borderline gay fat white dude.

Right now, probably nobody. But that's probably exactly how I felt back then.

There might have been hints that I missed/ignored. And they might even have been shy about. It took no small quantity of alcohol before they made mention of it.

>would rather be gay
>dudes don't turn me on
>girls turn me on but every one of them in this small city is shitty and is either on heroin or is kind of a shallow bitch
>any of the neat ones either leave or don't socialize much
Sup Forums, give me a good job so I can leave this shit hole, too many people suck around here.

>Female friend of a friend
>Drunk off her ass
>Puking in the toilet
>"Where's user? I want to suck his dick"
>Awkward silence among the group

You won't get banned later if GMs see you?

How the fuck is gay sex gay?

>pulls dick out

>a deal's a deal user

Where do you live senpai

If they did it sure as hell doesn't fucking matter anymore. You had chance to say something then so what was stopping you? I was too busy jerking off to the likes of Sup Forums and /d/ to give the slightest fucks about the real deal. My desires were completely 180 by the time I got to prom night, I wouldn't have popped half a chub unless she was bloodied, bruised and chained to wall crying her eyes out desu.

not him, but i assume it works like tmorph in WoW where it's client side only, meaning only you can see it.

>all those normalfags
Why can't I be like you

...

>Had the chance to say something
>Didn't
>Regretted it for years
>Finally came to terms with it and use it now as an story to make fun of my shyness back then
>9 times out of 10 there's that one jackass who says "Oh, you messed up."

I hate that person.
What the fuck am I going to do with your advice? Go back in time and tell my younger self not to mess up?

Central Valley california, I think the superbowl made all of the bums from the delta area migrate over, there's more needles and trash compared to before.

I know way too many who are only in a relationship because they don't want to be single.

>gf of a friend throws a massive shitfit
>asks him if he even loves her
>he straight up tells her he doesn't know and has to think about that question
>I know his eventual conclusion was "no"
>they are still together

Does Half-Life count if the tits have keyframed bounces instead of real-time physics?

People are too fucking melodramatic about this shit.

Came here to post this.
There are plenty of other examples, I'm sure.

What did you mean by this user

People are fucking morons

Pffft...

The hell there isn't. Reminder: Kim Pine is a 8/10 in the books.

29 year old virgin who doesn't actually care
To be fair, im an actual aspie

Sorry

I had a GF once who wasnt comfortable with sex who then proceeded to have sex with another guy.

I tapped out of the game after that.

Why
I don't understand

This seems to be the case a lot of the time. They feel ashamed of being single. I don't know why the fuck they do it to themselves. I can't tell if their self esteem is actually more fragile than my own, because I really don't give a shit. I haven't taken an interest in anybody in a long time.

Reminder that Scott Pilgrim is the fedora of reddit cult movies.

The game was nothing but disgusting fan service.

That shit is the fucking worst.

I cant do it anymore
I just n

>tfw talk to a girl for a while and eventually get her to agree to a date
>tfw you just stop talking for some reason and she never mentions it again

whiteboi problems
once they see the bbc they cant say no

Aspie don't mean nothing if you are willing to try to make it user.

I was told i was aspie as a kid and as of 26 i have slept with 9 girls, most of em were conventionally pretty and 2 of them were girlfriends for two years at least.

3 of the girls i even Eventually told them im aspie but they liked me so they literally gave zero fucks. Like "oh cool ok."

People hate being different from others, they want to fit in. Part of that is being in a relationship.

It's why even "rebels" behave and cloth in a very specific way that is common in their social circles

EVERYTIME!