I have a confession Sup Forums

I have a confession Sup Forums...

I never was able to beat this game. Its too fucking hard.

Noob

i played this as a kid and it _________________git gud

Do Diddy and DK play differently?

yes
Diddy>>>>DK

>never able to 101% the game
>because I refuse to use a guide and so jumped down holes and hammered the ground everywhere to find secrets
>still ran into stages where I couldn't collect everything for reasons I couldn't figure out
>doing a DKC run in AGDQ 17, figured I'd check it out to see what I was missing
>it's just a four-way speedrun of abusing glitches and ignoring bananas
Oh well, not what I was hoping for.

I can't even beat SMB1, you're not alone OP

Just sit down and play it. It's not that bad.

What? Not really. Diddy is like slightly faster and can jump a little higher. Donkey Kong can take out larger enemies more easily and doesn't throw barrels like a chimp.

>go to world 3
>infinite lives
>go to world 4
>shortcut to 8
You are bound to beat it

Honestly, just move on to DKC2. It's much better.

But the only really unreasonable part is that stretch in gorilla glacier

I spent a week on that first mine cart level

play it again as an adult. it isn't nearly as difficult as you remember it
>mfw dad used to help me beat the minecart level
>the only instance he ever liked video games, he would just want to play that minecart level every now and then
>he died a few years after that
>mfw every time I replay that level
This ones for you dad!

It's super easy if you use save states :^)

But why would I even care about the enemies when I'm CARTWHEELING AROUND AT THE SPEED OF SOUND

We can all agree right?

I know this is bait but then why bother playing.

This isn't sonic.

I don't do drugs.

I'm straight edge and don't get it

I don't even do drugs and I get the comparisons. Except DKC3.

I don't use drugs but I can see having a glass of wine and playing dong freeze being comfy as fuck. So I choose that one

i could beat it as kid but now i cant get past the first minecart level

can't handle chimp caverns chump?

My brother had to beat K Rool for me because his model creeped me the fuck out as a kid.

>every fan of nintendo born after 1996

I think DKC was the easiest of the first 3, it felt like it got gradually harder overall as sequels went on

Similar story

>playing MK1 as a kid
>get to Goro
>that music plays
>Goro does his yell
>get scared
>close the game
>hide in parents' room

casual filter

>drugs
get out normie

>the end....?
I was so fucking pissed because I set the controller down to watch the "Kredits"

>mfw finding the warp barrel that skips the entire level if you jump off the first cliff close enough to the wall

its literally a godsend for those shitty barrel cannon parts, no doubt.

>I would beat it as a kid but now I can't get past the first minecart level

Try repeatedly fapping, you'll build up a slight tolerance

Get ahold of yourself, soldier!

I was beating this game when I was 12 so you just march your ass back in front of that screen and show those Kremlings why you don't steal bananas from an ape!

DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME!?

So what advantages did diddy have over dixie in dkc2?

Fast