ITT: Post yfw the Switch inevitably fails and Nintendo goes bankrupt

ITT: Post yfw the Switch inevitably fails and Nintendo goes bankrupt.

BUT THE PRE ORDERS

Watch it, OP

What videogames do you think Pussy would have liked?

BACALA

GABA

>TFW Nintendo has been 'dying' since the SNES

For yet another generation, retards will give Nintendo money, only to turn around, and realize there is nothing to play.

Technically every company is dying
Just at different rates than others

"I don't need this fuckin shit, Tone, my back's actin up, I been poppin all these Percocets and now I gotta fight all these monsters and shit. Fuck this Dark Souls game." -Big Pussy

It will fail but most likely not bankrupt the company. Hopefully they go 3rd party or pull their heads out of their asses drop the gimmicks. A guy can dream...

>Add Nintendo to my boycott list because of how abysmal the gamecube was
>Buy into the hype for the Wii U and take them off the list.
>They promise me games they never deliver on
>Now they are promising literally the same games for the Switch
>Nintendo is back on my boycott list but I have no way of saving others from being fooled by Nintendo

What can we do to stop them?

CARMELLA

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epic thread op

when was the first nintendoom shitpost?

late ninties?

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I mean technically they have, at least from a console perspective

The 3DS was also their worst-selling handheld to date

>Switch inevitably fails
Maybe, but with not braindead advertising I sincerely doubt that they'll operate at a loss
>Nintendo goes bankrupt
Even if they operated at wii u level losses for the rest of your life it'll probably have many times more money than you'll ever see.

they'll switch to something like toys you dumbass.

is that a nintendo fan in your pic?

I should also mention that the Wii was a lightning in a bottle moment that probably won't happen ever again to any console manufacturer

man I fucking loved Silvio

Just when I thought I was out... they pull me back in.

>GameCube
> bad

Pick one and neck yourself faggot

>Literally every successor title was inferior to its SNES counter part
>Not shit
>One of THE worst controllers ever created to the point that even the N64 pad was good by comparison
>Not shit
>Literally putting your shit on mini discs because you are THAT afraid of pirates
>Not shit.
>Instead of the 'something for everyone' marketing strategy that spawned a golden age of gaming you go full fuckings 'kids only'
>Not shit.
>Other consoles move on to online multiplayer but Nintendo remains firmly in the world of couch co op
>Not shit.


Christ user how far do they have to go for you to think the console is shit?

Deep.