This is really the bodytype and costume that makes the most sense for Samus

This is really the bodytype and costume that makes the most sense for Samus.

No. Dick. Stop it.

MUH DICK

I do like that guy's art but I'm not sure that would be ideal to wear under the suit unless Samus likes to rape Space Pirates.

So I guess that is actually ideal.

No, her being in full body suit makes the most sense, I don't give a fuck what makes you moist.

Not enough pubes.

>tfw always wondering if it was worth it to make Samus a woman

At least Metroid threads wouldn't devolve into porn dumps as much.

It would have been. Nintendo don't know how to properly progress things so it really never went any where

Why is that and all the pictures of zero suit Samus with nipples and camel toe visible OK but this picture triggers mods so much

I don't think Nintendo was worrying about the contents of a Sup Forums thread when making a fucking nes game.

the pubes fucking SOIL IT

My problem isn't the people on Sup Forums doing this, but rather I'm more concerned about how the series went. If Samus had just been a Federation Robot, or a mecha-mercenary, we would've never gotten the stupid sex fanservice zero suit, or the stupid brawl pandering, or Metroid: other M. Maybe the series could've died with dignity.

True, but then again the whole game was one big Aliens reference so it probably came with the original idea.

>soil it
>not enhancing the depravity and showing just how low she's fallen

>strapless panties
is there a name for this? I think I have a new fetish

I agree. I like bald, but I think samus would do good with a nice blonde bush peeking out of that little piece of cloth.

im ok with it

C-string

Considering how horrible the Aliens franchise bombed later in its life, I guess I'm not surprised that Metroid is such a faithful homage to it.

Never seen a Link thread, have you.

that's what happens when you run something into the ground. star wars is up next.

I would not consider counterintuitive breast size "making sense".

Prequel pretty much did that.
New star wars is just disney humping a rotten corps.

I'm. It a fan of the original trilogy because I find the writing shit and the action unexciting. But lord, those video game backgrounds, holy shit.

thanks my n*gga

*i'm not a fan

Sure, but the corpse still makes money. There's going to be new star wars movies every year. eventually people will tired, the movies will get even worse, and then it will be laid to rest. I just hope it happens soon.

>implying big dick Mickey will let it fail.

Once they patent the process of creating oxygen and burn down every tree for copyright infringement, Star Wars will no longer be worth the money investment or time.

Her face looks like she's about to suck some unfortunate Soace Pirate completely dry

>not wanting a soft squishy samus who can double as a pillow
poor taste user

samus should never be submissive

That would be nice to have her as a body pillow.

Overly soft pillows are the worst.
A nice pillow with the right amount of softness and firmness is where it's at.
>unfortunate

...

>that artist
holy shit

Well they seem to hate death by Metroid, what chance would one have against a hungry Samus?

>Space Pirates have no refractory period because weird tube anatomy.
>She sucks their baby gravy down and chucks them on the floor like caprisuns.
>Facility is full of dehydrated space pirates as Samazon is double fisting highly aroused and terrified space pirates.
>Saving the planet with no casualties.
>The phazon infected ones are fizzy.

Samus with abs is shit. She should have a nice smooth tummy.

If she was pre-18 and was adventuring as a high schooler in space, maybe

I really wish he did more of that futa prison rape comic, that is still my favorite

damn son.

>you will never get drained to death by samus

>prison rape comic
I'm sorry you're going to need to link that.

The face ruins it.

Everyone knows the ideal fictional girl has nice toned abs and magically has all her fat in TnA

The face fucking sells it, actually

It suits her look better though. People develop abs like that for aesthetics, they're not really for function. Samus doesn't seem like the kind of girl who does 1000 crunches every day just to make her stomach look better.

I mean, I'd be okay with some abs. The look where there's just a minor outline of them under the skin is great.

>Musclegirls

That's not how defined abs work you idiot
It has to do with body fat percentage

She looks like an alcoholic.

It is a well known unspoken rule here that you do not just come here and say that and leave without at least giving us the full name or the link.

I had edited them out for a thread like this one long ago, but I seem to have deleted the edit, sorry.

This guy gets it. Pubes are when you get older and develop some taste.

>bodytype that makes the most sense

Yes

>costume that makes the most sense

No

Any you faggots have sauce on this

>fugly western art

>Toned abs
>Muscular at all
>Ideal

Nah, that shits for fags and dykes.

Not really. Unless she's like 2% body fat those kind of abs were definitely worked on for aesthetic reasons. There's a reason all the strongman types you see in real life have most of their muscle in their legs and hips.

I hated pubes when I was younger. I always preferred smooth. Now in my early 30's I love big hairy bush. I dunno why, it just looks more perverted.

Pubes are for low standard cucks.

Isn't it bed time for you, son?

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