What does Sup Forums think of the REAL Resident Evil 7?

Are you excited for it? Rebecca is back.

youtu.be/Fs5g-l0Bcss

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What did Rebecca mean by this?

What did Chris mean by this?

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That's an Umbrella agent, possibly Hunk.

No, that's clearly Chris Redfield. Do you think someone would lie about that?

Why do they keep making main cast more and more Asian
Barry looks nothing like he should
Ada since RE4 turned into full blown Asian aswell
Leon since RE6 turned Asian also
Now Chris looks like a Jap
Also Jill looks like Topanga
fucks going on there

Where the fuck can they go after 7?

Full on sonic generations or whatever and make a huge campaign utilizing 1,4,6, and 7 gameplay in different campaigns?

Every white character in a Japanese game is half-japanese and these traits grow more or less pronounced as they age at the creator's will.

Space or open world

The Raid. 30 story military bunker filled with BOW.

>Leon shooting like a fucking fudd @ 51 seconds

Holy fuck my man, what are you doing, even special CQB stances still put the sights in front of your fucking eyeballs

Alternate history

Play as the heroes of Umbrella Corp in their struggle to put an end to the evil S.T.A.R.S operatives that have infiltrated global seats of power in order to entrench their current administrations and install a new world order.

Leon is insane in these movies. He tries to wrestle a tyrant in Damnation.

Is that type of shooting actually useful when done properly? It looks ineffective.

how havnt they tried to make the re4 magic happen again?

why are capcom so inept?

Who the fuck cares. Leon is sexy as fuck shooting that gun sideways.

NO ROGER CRAIG SMITH
>NO ROGER CRAIG SMITH
NO ROGER CRAIG SMITH
>NO ROGER CRAIG SMITH

VERDICT: SHIT MOVIE

Capcom thought it was a good idea to remove everyone from the team that made the previous Resident Evil games for the passed 13 years for reasons they seemed to think were self-explanatory.

So I'm pretty sure Capcom doesn't agree what made RE4 magical.

These movies are the only media were Leon retains his quirky hamminess, don't take it for granted.

So this guy invented the Nemesis Parasite? Or Plagas? Or Urroborus?

Why is this threatening or special?

please, if it were chris he'd be showing off his arms like in all of his looks.

I love Leon's hamminess.

Normally that cross-handed thing is done if you're trying to multitask. The Harries Hold uses a somewhat similar hand position but uses the off-hand's wrist to brace the handgun while still having other utility.

But that's clearly not what Leon is doing at all. He's turning his gun sidewayz when leveling his handgun after using it as a point blank weapon.

No i have the review copy and that's an umbrella agent, the real chris is in the game if you get an S rank, the leaker missed out on doing something.

The real ending is Chris comes save you but Hunk shoots down your chopper and you end up in the swamp somewhere leaving the player in suspense for the sequel, you probably are the first Pre-proto tyrant.

Umbrella ending is the agent picks you up and then you pass out.

>Shitty movie
>Chris and Leon AGAIN

No thanks senpai

It is dumb but Leon is so fucking operator he probably doesn't even need to aim his gun that often from close range, he can probably intuitively fire a gun from fucking any angle and nail someone in the dome from 25 yards.

Remember he's been shooting human shaped targets for a while, maybe he's holding it like that for recoil compensation. Just kidding it's because it's cool looking :^)

lol what

I don't like videogame movies, but this one looked nice overall, especially the zombies. Even if Chris and Leon look like two fuckboys.

literally credited as Chris

Oh shit I thought something was off. Shame.

is obviously someone from umbrella posing as him, of course they're going to keep his name in the credits instead of ruining the ruse.

is that his tongue underneath his teeth? how did they fuck up so badly?

>leon slapping a tyrant in the face with a tank barrel
why did no one tell me these movies are so great?

Ruse it's capcom thier idiot's

"what do we do to make leon more tactical?"
"make him use some tactical mall ninja gun shootfight position stance"
"like center axis relock?"
"yeah I dunno what that is but sure why not"

and then they still never learned what center axis relock was

Christ better get to punch a pillar or something.

>is 35
>still looks like she's in her early 20s
Why do RE girls age so well?

They already confirmed that it's not a prequel, if that's what you mean

Why didn't Leon hook up with Claire, would Chris not approve of Leon?

Leon is Adasexual. Or VP70sexual.

Well then it's not Chris. I refuse to believe it is, even if they say it is.

leon's guns in RE2 were meaty and satsifying as fuck

>that upgraded shotgun
>extended barrel DEAGLE brand DEAGLE
>burst mode vp70

leon uses H&K guns

he couldn't be any gayer

glockfags

glock users are even worse

only superior beretta users are free from the gay

sheva? gobbles muff
chris? consumes dick on the daily
the entire outbreak cast? probably super gay
jessica sherawatt? supreme muff diver
ark? bruce? fong ling? claire? all super gay

Best Leon, coming through

hey hey hey
stop
right
fucking there

ark is a man of superior /k/osmetic preference, that nigga uses a cz75 as well as a beretta

I'll give you that

I mean, how bad can a person be if he uses a beretta cougar AND a spas-12?

Who the fuck is Rebecca and why do I care? More importantly... is Wesker back?

>not knowing who Rebecca is
>slobbering over Wesker's dick because RE5 was probably the first RE you played

nuRE fans, everybody.4

>Capcom game
>main villain not a huge thing
faggots, everybody.4

He must fucking love jams.

italian funs never jam user that's only a myth perpetrated by the eternal glock owner

I heard from people that worked with SPAS 12s and 15s that they jam all the fucking time in semiato mode.

probably using underpowered shells, I hear they're really finicky about that

that's why hollywood movies never use the semi-auto function, because blanks aren't powerful enough to properly cycle them

Excuse me. RE4 was my first game. Playing him in mercenaries got me on his dick.

WHAT DID THEY DO TO CHRIS
WHAT DID THEY DOOOOOOOOO

I hope the new director and writer don't jump the shark with Vendetta.

Damnation has perfect balance.

Absolutely brilliant.

He looked the part, but I would have preferred for them to not use any real RE characters in the movies if all they were going to do was play second fiddle to director's wife.

THIS DESU

When did Chris become a Nu-Male? Where is Mr. Boulder-puncher?

So is this proof Rebecca living is the canon ending in re1?

>What does Sup Forums think of the REAL Resident Evil 7?
from what I've seen
- FP only (kek)
- un-scary to a tee
- feels nothing like a RE game
- memorable only for the fact in marks the last crapclown IP to get ruined

WOULDN'T EVEN PIRATE / 10