Link Chose Zelda over this

>Link Chose Zelda over this
I mean what the eff?

Cia has a fat ass too but we never see it. What a shame.

It's actually a pretty hard choice senpai

>Built for sex

>Built for waif

>make Legend of Zelda warriors game
>add 2 literal whos that lust for link dick.
>both get shot down because "mah destiny"
Literally could have had a harem

She was destined by Hylia/Zelda to never interact with Link or have him.

Destiny is a bitch in Hyrule.

Fuck off Cia he won't want you forever

Maybe she could have, I don't know, tried approaching Link without destroying Hyrule? I mean I'm just spitballing here.

To be fair, HW Zelda is the best version of the character.

i want to lick her pits

Something something being controlled by ganon.
I wonder if the original cia was sexy and cute

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>the dicking that would have saved thousands of innocent lives

>not brown

INTO THE TRASH SHE GOES

... shes literally in the game user

Fucking solid

I legit hope she gets to be in future games as the Goddess of Time instead of Hylia or Nayru, and starts trying to fix the timelines.

don't stick your dick in crazy

Post your face when Lana gets into Fire Emblem Warriors, rectum ravaging everyone all over again

>HW brought us these literal perfection
>Waifu Emblem Warriors is coming
I don't think my dick can handle that much

I'd take the risk

she's fun to play as so i wouldn't mind

Cia or True Cia > Lana

>fire emblem is getting a warriors game.
I hope it has a shit ton of playable characters and a custom character mode

I kind of hate that physical incarnate gods keep making their way into Zelda.

But honestly I'd take a "war between two gods" plot over the 18th iteration of Zelda's kidnapping and Ganon's coup.

> Lana
> An original Zelda character
> in Fire Emblem Warriors

There are already plenty of fantastic loli-bait to choose from in FE as it is user... and implying that KOEI, who puts lolis in EVERY musou game (only reason Agitha is playable, literally can be confirmed)... isn't going to put Elise in anyways...

Well we have plenty of Gods. Though I need to move Levias into Province Gods since he's technically like the Wind Fish/Sky God.

Link?

Yeah, but Fire Emblem characters aren't weird looking like Zelda ones barring the missing feet in Awakening, so Omega Force won't be "fixing" everyone like they did in Hyrule Warriors.

She should have won

Step aside faggots, best girl coming through.

Literally who

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>Lana
>loli

THE FIRST ONE TO TALK GETS TO STAY IN MY ERA

>crazy borderline yandere bitch who wants Link as her boytoy
Yea, what was he thinking?

>wind fish is actually space whale
what did they mean by this?

Link gets to reincarnate an infinite number of times and stupidly chooses Zelda each and every time. Just once, he really should go after the sex machine. Or the lewd Great Fairy. Maybe even lewd double grandma.

He doesn't always go with zelda, like the hero of time settles down with Malon, some of the Zeldas show zero love towards link, like TP zelda.

It was the perfect time, keep the evil half satisfied and the kingdom would be fine

>selfcest end

It means he controls a galaxy far, far away.
He actually rarely chooses Zelda. Most of the time he's just kind of a disgruntled old man.

Hero's Shade and Gramps for instance.

Cheers fucko.

>j-pop viking
It's really hard to appreciate that design, I just don't see the appeal. They made it impractical but wouldn't bother making it cute, stylish or even hot. It's just bland and cluttered.

Yes, cheers.

I could see Koei Tecmo doing it too, the absolute madmen

this, lost all interest

>didn’t smash the goddess of power reincarnated when he had the chance

JUST

The Legendary Hero/Hero of the Essences of Time and Nature (ALttP/OoS/OoA/LA) Link gave no fucks about any woman. He just wanted to finally have a challenger worthy of battle.

When Gramps dies sometime after ALBW, he'll rest easy in Valhalla.

Seems like there's an extreme lopsided bound of good gods to evil ones.

Why does evil ever even temporarily succeed?

To be fair The Triforce is basically its own God now with infinite power that has no concept of good or evil, that is also sentient. Same with the Golden Goddesses. They just sort of do whatever regardless.

Jap game protags always choose the wrong girl.

Because the gods cant do that much, the biggest thing done by any of the gods was the great flood and that was destructive, hyrule was on fire and the only thing they were capable of doing was chucking a bucket of water on it. It would be good if they could just smite ganondorf, but I don't think they have the capability.

The reason evil succeeds is because the final boss of skyward sword, demise is pretty much the living incarnation of evil, he was killed but his hatred and power lives on through people like ganondorf. Demise is the one who cursed everything to be in a cycle.

Best Din

Technically Hylia is the reason Link is cursed, to force him to come back to always stop evil, as well as herself.

Hylia screwed herself/Zelda and Link, while Demise screwed everything else.

That's at least partially untrue. The Golden Goddesses are beings of creation. They directly intercede to stop Ganon from getting either dominion over Hyrule or the Triforce in Wind Waker.

Yes TP happened so maybe there is back and forth. But I personally think that's Link's fault for tearing the Triforce apart by traveling back in time while carrying the Triforce of Courage inside him, forcing the other two to find carriers.

Yes we see Time Travel duplicate items in other cases but the Triforce is magical enough I think its continuity comes before Time Travel hijinks. Otherwise any other time-traveling Link could exponentially replicate the power of the Gods.

I see you are a man of fine taste

Zelda didn't create Link clones to DP and gangbang her for days on end.

Ergo, Link chose the tighter, less sloppy hole.

Which is even worse, because now he basically made it so they will have to fight for eternity never truly reaching peace. I have a feeling that being the first main game since skyward sword, they will integrate the cycle into the plot.

Well the Golden Goddesses only intervened when the King and people prayed. Ganondorf probably prayed in those last moments in the Child Timeline, albeit it was probably more like cursed praying, but still.

Seems like they just answer prays and that's it, whereas the Triforce is like "I don't really care who uses me, just do whatever, sometimes I'll choose myself. Its cool."

I fucking DETEST that entire goddamned thing.

It's fucking stupid.

ZEL

DA

GIRLS

THREAD

But the timeline wouldn't make sense without it.

>brown girl is only turned brown as the result of evil or some retardedly harsh training as the process of turning evil and is not naturally brown and pure
THIS SHIT HAS TO STOP, JAPAN
IT SHOULD HAVE NEVER BEEN A FUCKING THING TO BEGIN WITH

Well we always knew at least Link reincarnated. Never really had much with Zelda outside of Royal Blood, which is still a thing. Ganondorf was always revived in some cases, but ultimately the same dude throughout timelines.

It doesn't matter much really. Demise just reincarnated into Ganondorf and its been that way ever since, and he just gets revived 3 times.

Link is always getting his ass reincarnated, and Hylia only gets reincarnated every few cycles, since its dependent on whether the King actually has a daughter or not or whether the previous Zelda is even dead or not. Not like she has any memories usually anyways.

It would and would make more sense though. The only thing it possibly explains is the reincarnation. But that dosn't need an origin story at the end of the game; it already fucking happened.

See, in just about any other Zelda game she'd probably be the best, but she's in a bad position of being in the same game as both Cia AND Midna. Sorry Zelda but you are outclassed. Still, too bad we couldn't get something like her in BOTW.

>like the hero of time settles down with Malon
Can we stop this meme? I know you want it but it isn't canon, and never will be.

>not an imp

Disgusting.

What happens if the royal line does end, who would be the hylia reincarnation. Or maybe the royal family just grooms all of the zeldas to fit all the qualities that hylia needs.

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>Having this much bad taste.
It's ok user, nobody hates you for it.

That doesn't make an ass ounce of sense. Sure maybe the gods that are strong enough to shape planets and will creatures from reality aren't doing so because its part of their plan or whatever.

But shit like The Deku Tree, Jabu, Valoo, and the Light Spirits are the living guardians over living creatures. The Deku Tree is powerful enough to keep all the horrors of the Lost Woods from entering, and keep nonKokiri out of the Kokiri Forest. He seems to have some agreement with or power over faries. Who are also respectably powerful creatures that seem altruistic and kind. He's part of a four species pact that includes another living guardian of another magical relic... and yet they're all just blindsided and hopelessly unable to defend themselves without Link coming along to do things like untie them or kill something that's inside their digestive tracts.

Who do you think link settled down with?

>Hyrule Warrors
>expect porn errywhere
>no porn anywhere
>Neir Automata of all things gets metric fuckton of material within 24 hours of the demo being live
I'm so fucking mad.

she is a shitskin

Literally perfect tits

>preferring a stick when you could have THICK

Assuming her spirit was thrown out of a timeline like the Hero of Time's for the Adult Timeline, then I imagine she'd just reincarnate as some random person.

The Hero's Spirit doesn't exist in the Adult Timeline anymore since OoT Zelda split the timeline and threw his ass into the Child Timeline. So WW/PH Link and ST Link are actually just some random ass kids that happen to end up becoming Heroes.

I mean we do have a situation in which two Zeldas exist. Zelda I and LoZ Zelda, assumedly Zelda I is Hylia, while LoZ Zelda isn't.

The Triforce used to have a morality detector that granted evil people their wish, but corrupted it. Going from Dragon Balls to Monkey's paw. Clearly that isn't the case as of Skyward Sword though.

The deku tree isn't a god, he was very mortal. Gods cant be planted and grown. Like you said the real gods don't do much, I don't see how my post doesn't make sense.

>tfw like both midna's so i win either way

I don't, because all we know is that he has a great great grandson. He could have hooked up with the bombchu bowling girl for all we know.

>Tall Midna
>a stick
Just because she isn't deformed doesn't mean she's a "stick."

>you will never save Cia from herself
>she'll never love you the way she loves Link

True enough.
He's called the Deity of the Kokiri. Racial Gods don't seem to be much of anything at all really.

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>all of this from a series like Zelda
>fire emblem is next

Can you guys fucking imagine the jiggling and semen demons we're about to witness

>these two getting into sister shenanigans

Can't wait, you know its gonna mainly be the Adventure of Lucina though, she's way too popular in Japan, which personally I like Lucina, but I can see why people would be mad.

You'll get like Awakening and some new Fates stuff and that's about it, outside of Marth/Roy.

Depends on how many characters get in, as most of the important characters are males.

Considering how many Zelda girls Hyrule Warriors made me care about, I can't imagine what's about to be unleashed upon my dick with Fire Emblem

We know for a fact that link meets malon in the new timeline because he gets epona from her. TP link has a horse named epona, knows eponas song and is a farmer just like Malon.

I actually like Lucina so I'm looking forward to seeing her and any extra costumes she'll have.

I need tharja and lyn to be a playable character because sfm

Tharja and Camilla both have pretty high chances of being in so that alone is going to be semen explosion

>because sfm
I didn't even think about that

There's a sliding scale of what is considered a "god" and Japan has that thing where an individual nature spirit could be translated as such. But I'd actually advocate in favor of the Deku Tree's potency.

If he, the Koroks, and the Kokiri are to be believed creates and shapes his own races, and keeps monsters at bay apparently only though his domain over nature. And while dying isn't exactly a great thing for a god to do; he reincarnates after the curse that killed him is broken in his own offspring with all of his old memories.

Link already met Malon though. If anything the Link from MM may have never even met her again as an adult, since he already has Epona and knows the song.

>tfw want female Robin
>probably won't be in

suffering

>I will never have a qt brown gf

Actually doesn't mean anything. TP Link isn't actually related to the Hero of Time. He uses Son not in a literal descendant sense but as a "You're going to carry on my legacy that has been forgotten and no one was worthy to." Sort of like an old experienced man talking to a young apprentice. Alright "son", time to learn.

I think the only implied situation where Link is implied to be with anybody, let alone Zelda is SS.

Only other things are the Hero of Time tries to protest about Saria being a Sage before she stops him.

ALttP/LA/OoA/OoS Link deals with Marin a bit.

LoZ/AoL Link gets kissed by Zelda I.

>inb4 the males will still get more porn out of fe warriors

Tharja depends on how anal Japan is about her VA, and Camilla on if they can get Sawashiro.