It was the day that I decided to go out in Isla Vista in an attempt to lose my virginity before I turned 22...

It was the day that I decided to go out in Isla Vista in an attempt to lose my virginity before I turned 22. That was the only thing that could have saved me. I was giving the female gender one last chance to provide me with the pleasures I deserved from them.

I was too nervous to go out there sober, so I bought a bottle of vodka and took a few shots to garner enough courage to walk out at such an hour. I had taken one too many, for by the time I reached Del Playa Street, my head was clouded with drunkenness. At the start, it benefited me greatly. I saw lots of good looking popular kids socializing in groups all over the place, and if I wasn’t drunk it would have intimidated me too much. I was so drunk that I walked right into a wild house party that was taking place on Del Playa. They had a DJ playing annoying hip hop music that all the young people liked these days, and there was a ping pong table set up where lots of popular kids were playing “beer pong”, a crude drinking game.

There were about one hundred people at that party, and everyone was socializing with a group of friends except for me. I walked around in my drunken confidence for a few moments, helped myself to the beer they had, and tried to act like a normal party-goer. I soon became frustrated that no one was paying any attention to me, particularly the girls. I saw girls talking to other guys who looked like obnoxious slobs, but none of them showed any interest in me. As my frustration grew, so did my anger. I came across this Asian guy who was talking to a white girl. The sight of that filled me with rage.

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I always felt as if white girls thought less of me because I was half-Asian, but then I see this white girl at the party talking to a full-blooded Asian. I never had that kind of attention from a white girl! And white girls are the only girls I’m attracted to, especially the blondes. How could an ugly Asian attract the attention of a white girl, while a beautiful Eurasian like myself never had any attention from them? I thought with rage. I glared at them for a bit, and then decided I had been insulted enough. I angrily walked toward them and bumped the Asian guy aside, trying to act cocky and arrogant to both the boy and the girl. My drunken state got the better of me, and I almost fell over to the floor after a few minutes of this. They said something along the lines that I was very drunk and that I needed to get some water, so I angrily left them and went out to the front yard, where the main partying happened. Rage fumed inside me as I realized that I just walked away from that confrontation, so I rushed back into the house and spitefully insulted the Asian before walking outside again.

I stood awkwardly in the front yard for a bit, realizing how pathetic I looked all by myself when everyone was partying around me. To calm down, I climbed up onto a wooden ledge that bordered the street and plunged down on one of the chairs there. Isla Vista was at its wildest state at that time, and I saw lots of guys walking around with hot blonde girls on their arm. It fueled me with rage, as it always had. I should be one of those guys, but no blonde girls gave me that chance. I looked down at all of them, and in my drunken carelessness, extended my arm out and pretended to shoot them all, laughing giddily as I did it. Eventually, some partiers climbed up onto the ledge. They were all obnoxious, rowdy boys whom I’ve always despised. A couple of pretty girls came up and talked to them, but not to me. They all started socializing right next to me, and none of the girls paid any attention to me. I rose from my chair and tried to act arrogant and cocky toward them, throwing insults at everyone. They only laughed at me and started insulting me back. That was the last straw, I had taken enough insults that night.

A dark, hate-fueled rage overcame my entire being, and I tried to push as many of them as I could from the 10-foot ledge. My main target was the girls. I wanted to punish them for talking to the obnoxious boys instead of me. It was one of the most foolish and rash things I ever did, and I almost risked everything in doing it, but I was so drunk with rage that I didn’t care. I failed to push any of them from the ledge, and the boys started to push me, which resulted in me being the one to fall onto the street. When I landed, I felt a snap in my ankle, followed by a stinging pain. I slowly got up and found that I couldn’t even walk. I had to stumble, and stumble I did. I tried to get away from there as fast as I could.

As I stumbled a few yards down Del Playa with my shattered leg, I realized that someone had stolen my Gucci sunglasses that my mother had given me. I loved those sunglasses, and had to get them back. I vehemently turned around and staggered back towards the party. At that point, I was so drunk that I forgot where the party was, and ended up walking onto the front yard of the house next to it, demanding to know who took my sunglasses. The people in this house must have been friends with the ones I previously fought with, for they greeted me with vicious hostility. They called me names like “faggot” and “pussy”, typical things those types of scumbags would say. A whole group of the obnoxious brutes came up and dragged me onto their driveway, pushing and hitting me. I wanted to fight and kill them all. I managed to throw one punch toward the main attacker, but that only caused them to beat me even more. I fell to the ground where they started kicking me and punching me in the face. Eventually, some other people from the street broke up the fight. I managed to have the strength to stand up and stagger away.

It was the first time in my life that I had been truly beaten up physically to the point where my face was bruised up. I had suffered a lot of bullying in my life, but most of it wasn’t physical. I had never been beaten and humiliated that badly. Everyone in Isla Vista saw what happened, and it was truly horrific.

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How tall was Elliot?

like 5'4 or 5'6 iirc

I still have a hard time believing Elliot was real.

WHEN
WILL
THEY
LEARN

tl;dr

5'9

If he was going to kill people, why didn't he just rape a girl first?

What a loser.

he wanted (postive) attention, love and the feeling of people actually caring about him, if rape can fulfill all of the above it would skyrocket 500% overnight

Dare I say this guy is /our guy/!?

Girls respond posetively to rape though.

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>tfw 27 year old virgin

Elliot is probably one of the only interesting cases of crazed virgins because he was wealthy (his dad worked in Hollywood for some stuff IIRC) and he was classically attractive for a given definition. The only thing that stood between him and crushing pussy was his own autism. Sad really.

Marjan Šiklić posts on Sup Forums?

True love will find you in the end, user!

Further proof that appearances matter jack shit.

I hope you're right. I don't want to be a wizard.

If you need reassurance that you're attractive, just get raped

he's not attractive. Just okay.

Eh, that's a stretch. Appearance does matter, but it's not the end-all-be-all that most virgins make it out to be. As long as you aren't completely grotesque and are generally just a decent fucking person, then you'll be able to find someone to fuck.

25 here

kek

Tfw your loser friend became normie and fucks cute girls daily now while youre still a virgin

He just needed some mental help honestly. And perhaps to expand his tastes from only wanting superficial California blondes which is just a pointless limitation that probably caused him not to notice some girls who noticed him. Hell, his intense self hatred for his own race probably caused him not to realize that there were Asian girls who likely were interested.

Let's just say that there's a threshold where it stops being the part that really matters. It certainly wasn't in this guy's problem.
t. 8.5/10

>tfw you get banned for making video game threads on Sup Forums

Just wait until he and the rest of your friends are all married and having kids and you're still a virgin. t. me

>Elliot
>attractive
That's pretty funny, senpai.

he looks pretty fucking good desu. he must have had a horrible case of microdick (on top of the autism).

):.

Its kinda fucked up that he's cheating on his gf who seems like a cool person but whatever none of my business

The self indulgent megalomania was probably a hindering factor. Anyone that thinks they deserve something is destined not to have it. You don't deserve anything, you get what you earn or make.

The easymode to getting laid is getting fit. It doesn't cure autism, it won't make you a Chad, but it'll probably triple your chances of getting laid. If it was 1% before it'll become 3% afterwards, etc.

dick size has has nothing to do with getting laid
source: over 1 billion ppl in china

He was a total creep that radiated serial killer vibes, senpai. Would you want anything to do with him?

youtube.com/watch?v=9qe7ikxzqe0

He looks a bit untypical because of the asian features but I'm pretty sure that'd fly just fine in clapland especially these days. Plenty of people as "ugly" as him make it to become celebrities and stuff.
This. Thinking there's a role ready for you anything besides you make for yourself is wrong way to think.

He's not an ugly guy. Like, even if you don't personally care for his looks, he's average at best. Already doing way better then like 90% of "forever alone" fags.

But, user, what do virgins do whilst CHAD eats PIZZA?

>rich guy lookin for pussy handouts
Everybody's some kind of socialist, I guess

That's why /fit/ is the least sex-starved board amirite?

/fit/ is gf-starved.
Go to any 'mire threads and you'll see a lot of former beta nerds talk about how strange it is for a cute girl to grab their arms and comment on how big they've gotten and start getting more playfully physical.

I thought this shit was familiar. I've read the entire fucking essay once when I was bored at work, becaue y'know, work is for scrubs. He's so fucking entitled, it's pathetic.

The easy mode of getting laid is being confident. Elliot was pretty good looking, but he was an autistic shit that had to get piss drink before attempting any social interaction.

If you're an awkward sack of shit that can't even talk to a girl, enjoy being a wizard. You don't need to be fit. You don't need to be a "chad", just fucking know how to carry yourself, or at least how to fake it well

>average
I can agree with that.

>all those girls commenting on it saying they would have fucked him if they met him

He's like the spaghetti autist meme but real. Maybe meme-magic created him?

And how do you do that? That means fuck all, so explain in detail how.

>tfw can relate to what he's saying

Talk to girls as if they were guys. Don't talk to them as if they're princesses, or as if they're some kind of goal. Women don't want a creepy fuck obviously outwardly obsessing over them. Don't be what you think a "nice guy" should be.

Just shoot the shit with them like you would any other friend.

youtube.com/watch?v=wdlsH181c-o
LOL

>tfw probably none of it would've happened if its parents just gave a shit about him

it really does make you think

21 still, though I'll easily reach 30 at this pace

Are you me?

Oh please they're just signalling their ass in either a "He killed people what a cool guy" or "Hey he's not that bad. I bet if I fucked him I could set him straight" kind of way.
His problem is that he was an autistic manlet who kept talking about his BMW.

Start by joking about yourself. The weird thing you do and so on. Do it with the biggest smirk on your face so girls know you are joking.

Also if you really want to have like a guide.
youtube.com/watch?v=w65qBE-5fWg

the easist way to getting laid is not fitness or confidence

it's MONEY

/biz/

Must be a fun culture over there.

>m-muh money
paying for a pussy doesn't count

I'm a 22 year old virgin rich kid with garbage parents and I've never wanted to kill anyone.

youtu.be/Qz5gja7XtYE

Post the part where he talked about listening to his sister get fucked while outside her bedroom door and masturbating to it. I've done the same ;_;

/fit/ is one of the best boards on Sup Forums

my sister fucks a different guy every weekend

women have it so easy

his "friend" who apparently was just some guy who interacted with him from time to time said that he barely said anything

he apparently expected 10/10 blond girls to automatically suck his dick because he deserved it by simply existing

he deserved to kill himself, too bad he had to take a couple of asian nerds and fat chicks with him

>tfw been doing nothing for an entire day but to sit through different Elliot Rodger videos

His point was Elliott's autism needed help before developing into sociopathy, user.

>1h30m

its truly amazing the lengths pathetic losers will go to just to pick up girls
how did our society ever come to this

why not

t. Chad Thundercock

I have massive fucking social anxiety and noticed I lose my headache and self-consciousness when I drink a glass of wine.
Time to become an alcoholic, guys.

>cant bring the courage to ask girls out but does manage to go out on a killingspree

not sure if beta or alpha

Even with guides I can't do it. Don't know that one, but it's probably no different. Probably just going to kill myself soon. All I ever wanted was a gf and sex, but I'm almost 28 and nothing. I just don't have it in me.

Being able to throw around money can help get one night stands but really it's the same as confidence at that point.

I never watched it fully because I already had sex when I was 17. And have a girlfriend now. But the user wants a full on detail. So I posted this.

If 27 year old virgins don't know how to be social. Maybe it will help. I love my user bro's.

The best advice I personally can give to NEET Sup Forumsirgins is to get a job. It forces you to be social.

Curious, would you consider paying for it before offing yourself or is it all about having meaningful sex? I used to care only about meaningful sex but now I'm a weirdo

But you do have it in you user, you just dont believe yourself. I suggest you watch it.

Dude, why would you post the shooped version?

Talking about murrica.

I would pay for it at this point, but I don't have any money to throw at that anyway. I would prefer something more meaningful because it seems like it would be more enjoyable, but it's not like I'm intentionally trying to wait until marriage or something.

I love late night Sup Forums

nope sorry just a normal person who doesn't idolize women
if they don't want you then why should you want them?
see this is the whole reason losers like this exist because they have no self respect

Elliot would have hooked up had he been patient, I was just like him minus the car and money and everything changed around 25-26. I'm considered very good looking but that means shit when your heads fucked up, girls will smell the weakness/insecurity and avoid.

Blogshit incoming, I need this off my chest
>Probably about 7 years old, maybe 8
>Going out to visit my mom's friend at night every weekend with her, only later realizing she was cheating on my dad
>The dude had two daughters, one older and one younger
>Younger one is creepy and too childish, older one is a bit assertive and attempted to kiss me but I hid under a blanket too shy or afraid because I was a kid
>Never see them again after a few months
>10
>My first real crush, some girl I've known since 4 years old
>She doesn't feel the same way and finds me creepy later on, we cut contact afterwards
>12
>A girl on my track team I hang out with after practice with some friends, she's really cute but has a bit of a slut vibe
>Confess to her, embarassed as all fuck but she tells me she sees me as a friend only
>Get jealous of the guy she casually flirted with in the group, but try not to dwell on it
>14
>Highschool freshman, found one girl in particular really cute and wanted to get to know her better
>Hang out with her and a mutual friend often enough between classes, go watch her plays a few times
>Ask her out to a dance that year, she tells me she's declining because she's not going
>Find out the next day she went to some other school's dance with another guy, cry and feel miserable for a bit
>15
>Girl on my track team is adorable as fuck, I've chatted with her since last year and shown vague interest that bloomed over the summer
>Ask her out to the movies, she says no because shes afraid of what her parents will say She's Chinese/White and I'm a spic
>We both lose interest in each other
>16
>Assertive girl in two of my classes briefly shows some interest in me, find it hot as hell but try not to get my hopes up
>She flat out tells me she's only into Japanese guys
>17
>Graduating soon, had gone to a party within a pretty nice social group
>Drink quite a bit, not completely shit faced but fairly drunk
cont.

I must be a real piece of shit because I get immense satisfaction reading about guys in their twenties not being able to hook up and have sex, to the point where they consider suicide. It just makes me happy knowing I hold this sort of power over men

I could lose my virginity at any time.
I just don't want to do it with a dude is all.

t. 300 lb neckbeard pretending to be a girl

video games

maybe once upon a time

>The best advice I personally can give to NEET Sup Forumsirgins is to get a job. It forces you to be social.

Long-time working guy that's now a pathetic NEET. Those skills don't diminish at all with regular practice and I find myself cheery and talkative in stores even when I want to kill myself. Made friends, relationships, through those years.

If ya can't sell a pen you can't sell your penis, really. Some exceptions.

Power?

Seriously, did Elliot ever consider actually TALKING to some girls?

become ripped, muscles look insanely good on brown skin compared to white

>said girl from previous line is at party too, I try kissing her cheek but she gets the most disgusted repulsed angry face I've ever seen
>I get really turned on by it but she mocks me and laughs at me, pointing it out to everyone while I leave with my head hung in shame/embarrassment
>18
>Dated a girl I met through some friends on a blind date, it lasted about 3 months. Was nice until I found out she was cheating on me.
>Get a little jaded and mad
>20-21?
>College sucks, I don't find any of the girls attractive or most are fairly older than me
>The few around my age don't really socialize with me. Or anyone else much for that matter. I'm mostly a loner
>Katawa Dick ruins me and I'm in a depression for a few months
>23
>Parents ask if they'll ever get grandkids or if I'm gay
>My younger brother already has had a longer happier relationship with his girlfriend than I've ever experienced He's 18
>25
>Considering an escort, don't know where to look but I'm getting desperate and positive at this point I'll never be in a happy relationship with another woman
>Wizardry is on the horizon, probably will never get married or have kids or do any fun stuff on dates, hold hands and cuddle on the sofa or in bed, experience intimacy of any kind

136lbs, sorry to disappoint you!

yes, power. I know that I could get most of you to do anything for me.

If you talk to girls with the same confidence you have when you post on Sup Forums. You'll get laid in no time. The problem with sitting around and talking to complete strangers is that you miss the most important communication in real life. That's tone and body language.

Girls like it when you are yourself. And when you are proud being yourself. But if being yourself means sitting in front of a computer screen all day. You'll never get to meet girls.

I don't want to discourage you. But when I broke up with my previous girlfriend. I got neglected by girls for about three years. But that's because I went to the wrong bars. The moment I went to a place wich was more in line with me. For example I really like punkrock music and hardrock. But I went to bars where they only put popular music on. And I felt out of place there. But my friends always wanted to go there. The moment I went to a place where I liked the music more. I met girls who were way more in line with me.

Now when I met my girlfriend I didn't give a single fuck anymore.
So here comes this beautifull girl. And Im totally acting like a dick. Like I did not care what she thinks of me. She asked me if I play guitar. And said 'No. 'I rape the guitar' and that sound is what some call 'playing. And she laughed at it. And a week later she was in my bed.

Pic related.

Why should you give a fuck about what some stupid bitch thinks. You're a man, you're on top of the food chain. Why should you care what some women think. You are a man.

You're getting wet over pathetic men. I'd just say that you're sick and an egomaniac given where we're posting.