Join CS server

>join CS server
>ask if anybody else speaks italian
>suddenly EYYYYY BIBBIDI BOBBIDI
>AHH NOW THAT'S A SPICY MEATBALL
>JUST-A LIKE-A MAMA USED TO MAKE

fuck you guys, seriously. You're not funny

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>have high pitched voice
>join server
>use mic
>people think I'm a girl and hit on me

Fucking stop this shit.

>that feel when your mama couldn't make a spicy meatball

why live

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EEEYA, IT'S JUSTA BÁNTER FRATÉ

EYYYYY

MAMA MIA, IT'S A ME-A MARIO

RELLA RELLA PIZZA MOZZARELLA

BIBBIDO BOBBIDO

EYYYYY BIBBIDI BOBBIDI, NOW THAT'S A SPICY MEATBALL! JUST-A LIKE-A MAMA USED TO MAKE

Then why am I laughing?

mamma mia! you are from Italia? Dolmio dolmio!

funny how if you mocked arabs or blacks the same way you would be booted instantly

what makes mocking italians ok??

DING DING DING

WAHOO

YAHOO

IT'S
A
ME

GABAGOOL

>You're not funny

Neither is your shit meme.

You're white enough.

> Join Quake server
> H-Hello ?
> EXCELLENT
> HAHAHA I GET IT
> HEELLO??
> EXCELLENT
> EXCELLENT
> HELLOOOOOOOO
fuck off, its not funny, was just being polite

Just speak English, you mong.

>suddenly EYYYYY BIBBIDI BOBBID
>AHH NOW THAT'S A SPICY MEATBALL
>JUST-A LIKE-A MAMA USED TO MAKE
FUCKING KEK

Because you're Italian lol

Because they're whi-
Oh I see what you're doing, almost got me.

They're white

Sadly, that's the reason. Browns have special protection and, in many cases, this protection is supported by the local gvt

I don't get people who play online games with a diverse international playerbase and the first thing they do is ask if there are any players from their own country. You're the kind of person who moves abroad but doesn't even try to learn the local language and only eats at fast food chain restaurants.

*Hand gesture's into mic*

I am Italian

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Underage b&

issa spicy a'meatboll

>be around 13
>2011
>voice was still very high pitched
>get free microsoft points and other shit from desperate losers

Shit was cash.

I'm-a sure that really rattles your rigatoni

Arabs give us oil and terrorist attacks, and blacks give us crime. What mark are Italians leaving on the modern world? Other than being really really fucking poor.

>>join CS server
>>ask if anybody else speaks italian
I hate any European who does this.

>ANYBODY SPEAK GERMAN? :) ^-^
>ANYBODY SPEAK RUSSKI KOMRADE?
>ANYBODY SPEAK FRENCH OUUI OUUI?
>ANYBODY SPEAK SOMALIAN?
>ANYBODY SPEAK BRITISH OYYY M8?
>ANYBODY SPEAK MUSLIM TURK?
>ANYBODY SPEAK AYYY ESPANOL CHRISTMAS LOG?

UP IN THE CLUB

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You're still a kid, leave

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what is high quality olive oil?

>join sven server
>talk on microphone
>keep talking on microphone
>a full hour of talking on the microphone
>it's not even plugged in

those "people" are too dumb to play games

UP IN THE CLUB

Oh god my sides.
Worst that ever happened to me is livestreaming with the sound off for 10 minutes until I realized nobody could hear anything.

can I eat your ass?

This thread is really gabbols my gabooly

UP IN YHE CLUB

>funny how if you mocked arabs or blacks the same way you would be booted instantly
booted instantly from what
Sup Forums? obviously not
the server? depends on the place, I see constant racist humor in lots of my regular servers and no one gives a shit

but keep on crying about how you're the one REALLY being oppressed, paisano

i have a turk gta friend, hes pretty chill but doesnt understand some english

BUONGIORNO

>Join Italian server
>Owner makes me a spaghetti I cannot refuse
>Godfather music starts playing

Why on earth would you want to be friends with an idiot?

>italy

Gioca questo e abbatti lo stress... youtu.be/-t2VAWmH-6s

>ANYBODY SPEAK BRITISH OYYY M8?
Also known as English.

>tfw born from an Irish- Italian family so can't become a mademan

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IN
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CLUB
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something that can be made literally anywhere

>2011 was 6 years ago.

I can one up you here.

>Get a new PC
>Software comes with the motherboard for sound and shit
>Literally spend almost four months with this PC
>Realise after all this time that no one could hear me in some games because this software fucked with the mic volume

I thought people were just being anti social fucks.

I haven't heard this shit in over 10 years

>Portuguese
>talks in chat in my mother tongue to my friends
>"Who the fuck let the spanish in here"

Muh pizza...

>le jojo reference
xd

I am also half-italian, user.

Come and let us be cannon fodder for these fucking greasers.

No. You see, British is the language when you can't spell for shit and have no idea about grammar.

>they told me I could be anything
>so I became Barneyfag

>Go to Italy
>Order a pizza
>It's shit

:thinking:

Maybe they'll have a use for shmucks like us

BR? BR? AHUEAHUEAHUEA
Portuguese is bad spanish anyways.

>join CS server
>ask if anybody else speaks kiwi
>suddenly FESH N CHEPS BRA
>WOW BRO I'M BEACHED AS BRO
>FAIR DINKM M8
>THROW ANOTHER SHRIMP ON THE BARBIE

uck you guys, seriously. You're funny as g

There is a sort of voice training to help you with your pitch, assuming you're an adult (post-puberty) male.
In highschool, we had this Goliath looking kid with a ridiculously high pitched voice. One year he took that voice treatment, and suddenly he had a scary deep voice to match his size.

>kiwi

what in the fuck are you talking about you useless piece of unholy garbage you?

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STUPIDA FACKING ICE

Nah. Spanish sounds retarded as fuck. PT masterrace.

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English language by definition is the language of Britain, therefore the British spelling is and always will be the correct spelling, no matter how much you fat fucks want to arbitrarily drop vowels and swap S's for Z's

nz pls

Hell yeah

>Join server.
>Say hello.
>IS IT ME YOU'RE LOOKING FOR!?
>I CAN SEE IT IN YOUR EYES!
>I CAN SEE IT IN YOUR SMILE!
>AND I WANT TO TELL YOU SO MUCH!
>I LOVE YOU!

Fuckers had been practicing.

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>girl wants to engage in mutual masturbation over the phone.

Has anyone else experienced this? It was one of the most uncomfortable moments in my life. She sounded like she was (way) into it, meanwhile I'm just standing in my kitchen being a total frankenstein autist trying to make myself a pb&j at like 2am.

>Mfw people make fun of italy

>go to Olive garden
>waitress asks me how my eggplant parmesan is after I took one bite out of it
>tell her it's kinda shitty
>AYYY FUGGET ABOUT IT
>keep in mind she is 5'2" 100lbs 12% bf and Asian

I WAHOO'd the fuck outta there real quick

I'm honestly surprised that italy still considers itself relevant in today's modern society.

Yeah because vidya chats aren't full of Durka Durka Muhammad Jihad and Bomberman jokes.

>JUST-A LIKE-A MAMA USED TO MAKE

>Overwatch
>Enter game
>Guy on mic "hi anyone got a mic?" in high pitched voice
>Other high pitch replies "hi I do"
>I have a mic as well
>Too scared to say anything to 2 14 year olds
>Be silent all match, watch my breathing so my mic doesn't accidentally pick it up and the game shows that I have a mic

and I'm 25

That's what the filthy hue's like to believe. It's still bad spanish to the ret of the world.

>Join Italian server
>mandolino playing in the background

>join CS server
>ask if anybody else speaks polish
>FUCK OFF RUSSIAN GG WE LOST
>KURWA

To be fair though euro in general seem to be a pack soft cocks when it comes to a bit of friendly banter. Why don't you just play ball and hit back instead of being a little pizza roll about it?

>ask if anyone speaks Russian
>instantly vote kicked

cyka americano

Holy shit, I know that feeling. Gf wanted to cyber with me once, late at night. I asked her why, since we've already had sex a lot of times already.

I'm Irish. I'm simply referring to the fact that 80% of your native population is braindead and can't master their own language.

Thats an actual language?

>speak Albanian
>Italians ask me to impregnate their wives

>Italian men

Use your diaphragm, not your throat to talk.

>irish
>calling anyone else braindead for not learning their english
Oh the ironing.

This. Has no idea what anyone meant until I went over to a real mom's house.

>look guys it's mario!!!