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Oh hey, this chick looks pretty h....

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

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>having taste this shit

The worst thing Hitler ever did was popularize the shaved sides haircut of youths.

that shit is hot

The absolute worst fucking haircut. Why is looking like trash so popular these days? (in both fiction and reality)

She looks like a toddler cut her hair.

But that's hot as fuark

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Undercut_(hairstyle)
>Historically, the undercut has been associated with poverty and inability to afford a barber competent enough to blend in the sides
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I always thought this looked great on women

It's shit
Therefore, it always shit

Lets see a pic of your hair user! I'm sure it looks really good and well kept.

Oh hey, this niña looks pretty cu....

JESUSCRISTO!

anti conformism is healthy when you are young, makes some people double think stuff before accepting. Sure it leads to arrogant and annoying shit from young people who know it all, but bless them for being at least a little punk when it makes the most sense.

it would work if she had a big fucking gash there and it turned into a big fucking scar.

>blond hair and tan skin
No user, it is the you who has the shit taste

*who think they know it all

>haircut worn by working class poor people popularized by working class political party

Sounds about right

Whats worse is when women pick it up again when they get menopause

every time I see a granny with blue hair I cringe so fucking hard

they cringe when they see you play colorful video games as well

Sombra has an excuse, seeing how those purple things are some nano-implants that basically turns her body into a computer.

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That and she's cyberpunk as fuck. All of them have dumb looking hairstyles.

Bigger show of daddy issues than colored hair.

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Every single fucking time.

Stop this shit immediately.

I'm fine with this haircut, solely for the fact that I have only ever seen one girl try to pull it off in person, and it worked

I'm not into the Hitler Youth look.

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I like that haircut.

I've seen a couple and they were all dykes

I don't get it. Her original Diablo 3 art ingame and everywhere else doesn't even have that. This is a straight up retcon of character art from Diablo to HOTS.

Joanna and the d3 avatar are different characters

Yea dude BUT IT'S SO BORING LOL

This is from the same team that made the Siege Tank hero be an OC female instead of either the unit from the games or Edmund Duke

>trash so popular these days?
it emphasizes feminine features of the face while simultaneously making you look more, how do I say, daring? strong maybe? the idea is a woman's hair is like a sacred thing, like the start to all torture is the shaving of the head. by shaving half of it it gives the message that they aren't your stereotypical lady. so it's quite a good style for fictional warriors and strong female characters. Sorta like bald heads are for gruff military men.

The demon hunter and the barbarian look like exact copies of their d3 art.

>Sup Forums hates undercut
>tfw it's the only style that works for me because the top of my head is kinda flat, plus my hair gets flat on the top and voluminous on the sides
>tfw Sup Forums thinks i would be better of looking like a clown

The canon d3 crusader is a guy. he was the one who got into the 20 year od diablo event not her.

>finally make a Rogue hero
>it's fucking Valeera
>not Garona or Edwin VanCleef
LEt's not even mention how her abilities are a random mismatch of boring shit and she doesn't even feel like a rogue from the game she's representing. What a disaster.

>no Backstab, Mutilate, Ambush, Cheap Shot, or Kidney Shot
>but hey, we got Sinister fucking Strike


Also no Bloodfang or Nightslayer skin because fuck you.

>Edwin VanCleef
His daughter is more of a rogue then he is.

and neither of them are the crusader

Deadmines is Rogues: the dungeon and he's the boss. Besides, Outlaw rogues are a thing now and who better than VanCleef?

>outlaw spec
>any of the moves you listed
Nigger.........

>this female video game character isnt designed to my exact specifications of attractiveness waaaaaahhh

Go play some gay anime shit queermo

I don't get what Sup Forums has against that hairstyle, I think it looks cool

She's representing Hearthstone, bet they are going to implement all the Hearthstone classes into HOTS.

Those abilities would be specific to Valeera since that's who they went with and she'd clearly be Assassination, or Subtlety at the least.

HS classes are WoW classes. Valeera doesn't have a single thing about her that calls back to HS.

She's the rogue class hero, otherwise no one would care about Valeera.

Half of her moves aren't even Hearthstone cards.

A Hearthstone rep would be cool though. Kazakus, Harth Stonebrew, or Dr. Boom could all work.

Shaving half your head looks fucking stupid no matter what.

That in no way makes her a HS rep. If she did shit that was unique to Rogue-based HS cards then I'd agree, but she's full-blown WoW rogue.

>I'm here for the job interview

Oooh yeah sorry we don't have any open positions at the moment (we do).

blizzard should go full porn, i bet they would make lots of monies

Her master skin is clearly based on Bloodfang. She even has a palette for it.

>No Amazon because "Nova got a skin for Amazon"
>Diablo 3 Wizard, Witch doctor, Barbarian, Crusader
>Necromancer only after people begged
>Siege Tank is a woman for no reason, model was later ported to SC2 for a co-op mission
>Diablo is using D2 apperance instead of D3
>Thrall barely looks like his WC3 apperance aswell

I don't know what the fuck they've done with that game, gameplay was shit tier and the only thing that made me play it was the new heroes coming out and seeing how Blizz fucks them up.

Wouldn't care too much about the hair, depending on the job.
But no one with an om-tattoo should ever be taken seriously.

Johanna is not the female player character from Diablo 3. Johanna is a crusader in the lore that went missing after setting out to find a suitable apprentice. She has items named after her, but you don't ever see her in Diablo.

Zul'jin uses his WC2 appearance at least, which is cool. Samuro also is taken directly from WC3.

Well think of it this way.

That and the coloured hair is a good indication to stay the hell away from them.

Simple as that.

they are just nintendo at this point, milking out old heroes for money

They are different characters

Why does blizzard keep shoehorning this bitch into things? she's on the same level as Med'an and nobody gives a shit about her.

Blizzard is garbage, more at 11.

Actually Garrote and Cheapshot are worked into her trait. Stuns and bonus damage from behind, damage over time and silence from the front if you attack out of stealth. Mutilate animation is on her E.

>i want my moba character to have 37 abilities because i have autism

Nobody cares.

Atleast it's something, but at this point as says they're just milking stuff that is from their latest games

I know someone who has hair almost exactly like that, and she's having huge problems getting a job right now.
I hope she's not getting rejected just for the hair, since all it really shows is her bad taste in fashion

>no bloodfang

Nigger do you even google before you lie on yhe internet? She even have Corehound tooth and Perditions blade.

They weren't going to get close to you anyway, bub

>having more abilities is autism

sure if they're useless abilities but playing a mage with like 20 spells or some shit or rolling a shaman and having to do spell rotations on top of using appropriate totems was fun.

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Talking about Hots not WoW autismo

>2nd palette has Bloodfang colors and canon colors for Perdition's Blade and Core Hound Tooth
I like it

Its Blizzard Smash Bros

Whats wrong with reping their old properties in a game about fan service of various franchises from over the decades?

that's just nigger hair cut thought not shaved side

She's showed up a grand total of 4 times since WoW was released. I don't know how you can construe that as shoehorning.

I think it's a smart move on their part to add the versions of the heroes that people liked instead of the shit they've become. Besides, milking stuff from old games was the entire point of HOTS, so at least they're being honest about it this time as opposed to WoD or Legion.

It's just lazy. Tying a video game with its own culture and lore with our present day culture in a vain attempt to relate to current gamers.

It's just uncreative and a scapegoat

WoW isn't the only propriety Blizzard has. Besides, she was on the prominent artwork of BC, and she's the rogue iconic of Hearthstone.

For starters she should have had Stealth as her Trait, though not passive and had to be activated with a CD. In Stealth she'd have a set of QWE skills different from her out-of-stealth skills.

>Trait (D): Stealth - Go into stealth mode and gain Opener abilities. Taking or Dealing damage takes you out of Stealth. 10sec cooldown, cannot be used in combat (can't restealth like nova/zeratul)
>Kick (Q) - Single target Silence for 1 sec
>Mutilate (W) - Deals X damage to target. Generates 2 Combo Points
>Eviscerate (E) - Finisher, deals more damage based on amount of Combat Points spent

>Garrote (Stealth Q) - Deals damage over time and Silences for 2 sec, generates 1 Combo Point
>Ambush (Stealth W) - Deals high burst damage, generates 1 Combo Point
>Cheap Shot (Stealth E) - Stuns for 2 sec, generates 2 Combo Points

>Kidney Shot (R1) - Stuns for 1 / 2 / 4 sec based on Combo Point usage
>Vanish (R2) - Go into Improved Stealth for X secs that you cannot be taken out of. Allows for usages of Stealth abilities again

Level 1 talents would be Poisons: Crippling Poison, Wound Poison, and Deadly Poison.

You look like a clown with it anyway so you may as well put that make up on and start juggling.

>CHT in main hand

>90s
>be around 20
>have really long wavy hair
>into metal music and shit
>Work at a clothes store
>"excuse me ma'am"
>turn around they see my beard and shit
>"oh sorry"
>decide to use pony-tail while working and stuff
>"excuse me sir"
>decide to get proper short hair
>"welp since im gona cut it short might as well try something new for a while"
>get similar haircut as pic related
>keep it for a week
>at work again
>"excuse me uhhhhhh"
>mfw

Man the 90s were fun to try new stuff

Stealth is her trait you fucking retard. Literally everything you listed is in her kit already in a different, more creative way.

She wasn't even created until Wrath was out so there is no way that's true.

No, it's Vanish.

And her abilities are Sinister Strike, the most generic Rogue ability known to man, Blade Flurry, with is just Fan of Knives and not even the same as the WoW version, and Eviscerate, which is good but probably doesn't work on a Combo Point system.

>most generic

*iconic

I cut my ex's hair like this once.

It was really amazing to be able to feel her long hair on one side and palm her shaved head on the other. It was quite arousing, seeing and feeling the skin on her head, knowing that's where her brain was.

Backstab is iconic, SS is not.

Keked

Its not like she has mental problems or anything

>knowing that's where her brain was

>tfw still no old god or Garrosh as heros

>Garrosh
>not Grom
>not Saurfang

It shows poor decision making and a lacking of understanding of what's socially acceptable.

Both very undesirable in a workplace that doesn't require you to have graduated from calarts that paces a decent wage.

Do retarded shit to your hair AFTER you get hired, not before.

I'm honestly surprised there aren't any dragons in the game other than Chromie.

Thank Christ for that.

>and a lacking of understanding of what's socially acceptable.
>he says on Sup Forums of all places