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Sup Forums BTFO HAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHA
Dominic Lee
Carson Gutierrez
Samuel Kelly
>usgamer
William Price
>some literally who blog by admitted ameritards
>vs gamespot
whoa really mkaes u think
Jeremiah Lewis
>thinking this would get low reviews
This is literally a good review bait game. And it's the same shit as usual.
Robert Edwards
uhhuh.
David Reed
Sigh, if only reviews were indications of quality. How easy it could all be.
Owen Young
"literally who" blogs are best because they don't get that cash infusion for high review scores
Thomas Russell
It has a female protagonist, they call in the internet lynch mob if you give it less than a 9.
Landon Hughes
"Guerrilla Games' new open world action RPG has robots, archery, sci-fi, and more. But is it good?"
Who the fuck wrote this, a 12 year old?
Lucas Collins
Can't wait for Zelda to rank lower than this. Go Sony!
Robert Lopez
>Having a word barebones to describe its gameplay and they still give it a 9
Lincoln Fisher
I knew it was gonna be good. Sup Forums is never right
Charles King
...
Gabriel White
Well I mean both go on Metacritic.... so
Lincoln Bennett
gamespot.com
THIS CONFIRMS IT.
Charles Gutierrez
>horizon zero white bois
>not getting high scores
Jaxson Bell
Bare bones melee you sperg. It's obviously focused on ranged combat.
Landon Nguyen
metacritic.com
DAILY REMINDER.
Lucas Carter
>if only reviews were indications of quality
that's generally what reviews are
Bentley Perry
>Complex and thrilling combat
>Barebones melee
Desu?
Kevin Williams
My apologies.
I meant to say "actual indications of quality".
Lucas Wilson
Demonstrably false.
Jose Williams
>complex and thrilling combat
>including taking down arrow sponges that require you to craft more arrows mid fight!
Asher Howard
>consensus determines what right
Julian Davis
>Doesn't know Jeremy Parish
>Doesn't know Retronauts
Check yourself before you wreck yourself
Colton Hill
...
Elijah Morgan
Horizon Zero Dawn is a "Marvel Cinematic Universe title" of the video game world. It does what's been done time and time again with a fresh count of paint and maybe one or two new gimmicks but ultimately doesn't do anything really interesting or unique compared to it's predecessors because it needs to remain safe for mass market appeal.
Naturally, it's bound to have good reviews by normie outlets.
Christopher Murphy
>rolling?
check
>bow?
check
>killing animals for crafting?
check
>shit story?
check
>shit animations?
check
>shoehorned bullshit sjw crap?
check
>open world meme?
check
The game does nothing new or innovative and this kind of generic shit still gets good reviews only because muh open world and niggers. Holy fuck.
Justin Campbell
>doesn't know muh e-celeb best friend and retro circlejerk show
Literally drink bleach
Jackson Cook
>no strawberries
This is not a French review.
Noah Gutierrez
>complex combat
>barebones melee mechanics
How can both of these be true at the same time?
Colton Taylor
Nice fake news, kid
Thomas Perez
>barebones melee mechanics
>9
Jonathan King
I didn't expect anything less than a 9
This game ticks every gamer journalists progressive agenda's box
Jonathan Morris
Can't wait for the fucking explosion from Sup Forums when BotW gets a higher score
I also can't wait for the fucking explosion from Sup Forums when BotW gets a lower score
It's gonna be good either way
Thomas Moore
>Complex combat
Yeah that's when I immediately dismiss the review.
Super fake reviews.
Bentley Cooper
>Jeremy Parish
>e-celeb
Asher Perez
amirite
Chase Cook
...
Henry Morris
Yup, kill yourself underaged e-celeb worshipper
Jayden Cruz
So it's only a little bit better than Tortanic. i.e. it's shit.
Jack Diaz
>Good and thrilling combat
>BamHam combat
Okay
Angel Evans
>complex combat
>barebones melee mechanics
Jaxson Collins
Yes a 3d Zelda will get below a 90... never ever.
Kevin Gonzalez
8.8
Nathan Price
Do we need a reminder about Gamergate?
Cameron Sullivan
8.8 was 11 years ago.
Jacob Roberts
Shills are out in full force tonight, aren't they....
Can't even keep it to less than 3 threads about review scores
Zachary Johnson
I know, the poster I was quoting probably hadn't been born yet
Michael Brown
Yes anons, most shooting games tend to have barebones melee combat.
Thomas Nelson
looking back TP was an 8.5/10 game at best
gamespot also gave SS a 7.5/10 which is pretty spot on
Michael Green
Why bother saying it has complex and thrilling combat when it actually isn't at all?
Logan Sullivan
What's so complex about aim n' shootin' with the occasional roll?
Nolan Ross
You mean a couple weeks of shitposting as usual?
Henry Watson
Complex and thrilling *ranged* combat presumably, the meat of the game.
Elijah Cooper
>Complex and thrilling combat
...
>Imaginative enemy design
I suppose.
>Expertly blends natural and technological elements
It does?
>Impactful character development
No.
>Ineffecient user interface
Gee, really?
>Barebones
You can say that again.
I find it particularly almond-activating to see that they're basically saying gameplay is serviceable at best.
Brody Richardson
fake reviews
Lucas Rodriguez
>Aloy does not let go
what did he mean by this